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Stuck in Mobile, AL tonight - Yeee Haw

Had Dinner with customer at Outback and just got back to the deadest Marriott I've stayed in for years.
The concierge lounge had the following selections: JB scotch, Seagrams gin, Jim beam, some off brand Vodka and bacardi (the cheap shit). Yikes.

I'm drinking scotch these days, and JB is as close to rock gut as it gets

Alabama roads are fucked up - Sup' Sudd Sam?
They have feeder roads on the sides of the major roads that just cut accross oncoming traffic.
Gotta be a Darwin award winner in the Hwy Dept.

Fuckin weather is nice, though.
Wish I was here long enough to play some golf

KC Scott wrote:Stuck in Mobile, AL

Do you have the Memphis blues again?

I had to fly through Memphis - wish i was there stead of here.

Anytime you get to Memphis, go to Corky's BBQ for the best ribs on the fucking planet.

Better than the best KC BBQ and i've tried 'em all

Sign out front should have told ya brah ...... this aint the place for chat after 5:00 pm.

Present at 9:00 PST

kcdave wrote:Sign out front should have told ya brah ...... this aint the place for chat after 5:00 pm.

And yet here we are......

A new Paradigm shift incepted

socal wrote:Present at 9:00 PST

So how was your day?

'Twasn't any Alabama business trip. Typical work day: meetings, classes, no lunch.

I should be thankful for the rain that fell this afternoon. Thankful that it didn't bring the commute home to a grinding halt. SoCal is like that.

Killer huevos rancheros for dinner. Too bad I ran out of Guinness Tuesday night.

What business brings you to Bama?

sup n.iggas

KC Scott wrote:I'm drinking scotch these days, and JB is as close to rock gut as it gets

Bet the VO distillery laid off the whole damn night shift with that defection.

So do the JB bottles in Alabama come with corn-cob stoppers? Teach you not to pack a single malt.

I'm a security consultant - met with a customer down here for a proposal to do about 2 million in new business - which has about a snowballs chance in hell of getting approved.

But that's the thing with sales - you gotta keep pitching it

KC Scott wrote: Anytime you get to Memphis, go to Corky's BBQ for the best ribs on the fucking planet.

Better than the best KC BBQ and i've tried 'em all

What?

Are you drunk? You must be drunk.

I heartily recommend The Dalmore.

Anyone who fries chicken wings in canola oil doesn't know shit about barbecue.

'sayin.

Truman wrote:

KC Scott wrote:I'm drinking scotch these days, and JB is as close to rock gut as it gets

Bet the VO distillery laid off the whole damn night shift with that defection.

So do the JB bottles in Alabama come with corn-cob stoppers? Teach you not to pack a single malt.

Sup' Tim?

Bra' - Corky's dry rub ribs are the fucking shit.

Dude, buy some online and have them shipped in - You'll throw rocks at gates, smokestack, zarda and the rest.

I quit VO and Crown - I drink them way too fast.
Scotch is just nasty enough that i sip it.

Johnny Walker Black is my first choice - Macallan kinda rocks too, but real pricey

War Wagon wrote:

KC Scott wrote: Anytime you get to Memphis, go to Corky's BBQ for the best ribs on the fucking planet.

Better than the best KC BBQ and i've tried 'em all

What?

Are you drunk? You must be drunk.

Bra' - Corky's dry rub ribs are the fucking shit.

Dude, buy some online and have them shipped in - You'll throw rocks at gates, smokestack, zarda and the rest.

And yes - I'm working on the drunk part

PSUFAN wrote:I heartily recommend The Dalmore.

Is that like a dirty sanchez?

KC Scott wrote:I'm a security consultant - met with a customer down here for a proposal to do about 2 million in new business - which has about a snowballs chance in hell of getting approved.

But that's the thing with sales - you gotta keep pitching it

I thought you were a Stockbroker?

Cicero wrote:sup n.iggas

Sup' Sissy -

Funny story, - I was digging through the excel fi....... err right click save and found this:



Does Tiberious know he's not your first?

420 wrote:

KC Scott wrote:I'm a security consultant - met with a customer down here for a proposal to do about 2 million in new business - which has about a snowballs chance in hell of getting approved.

But that's the thing with sales - you gotta keep pitching it

I thought you were a Stockbroker?

I only play one on TB

Truman wrote:Anyone who fries chicken wings in canola oil doesn't know shit about barbecue.

'sayin.

You "say" that without trying the fucking slice of heaven that is my wings.

And i'm puttin off that massive coronary by at least a few hours

Got four slabs of baby backs chilling in the freezer just waitin' for a break in the weekend weather.

Remember Amit? Fuckin' raghead used to drink Johnny Walker Blue. Somethin' like 200 bones a bottle - way off the payscale for us ex-software types. Said it was smooth as a lady's labia. Land the deal in Alatuckey and treat yourself...

KC Scott wrote:

Truman wrote:Anyone who fries chicken wings in canola oil doesn't know shit about barbecue.

'sayin.

You "say" that without trying the fucking slice of heaven that is my wings.

And i'm puttin off that massive coronary by at least a few hours

No, I "say" that because only a dumbass deep fries anything in canola oil.

Truman wrote:
Remember Amit? Fuckin' raghead used to drink Johnny Walker Blue

You should call dept. of Homeland Security on that Fat fuck and tell them you overheard him trying to buy 2 tons of amonium nitrate and some drag racing fuel.

Blue label is for those on expense account - wait........ That's ME.

Too late though, I think they rolled up the sidewalk at 10

KC Sacreligious wrote: You'll throw rocks at gates, smokestack, zarda and the rest.

Won't neither.

So tell me how good the beans were.

Truman wrote:

KC Scott wrote:
No, I "say" that because only a dumbass deep fries anything in canola oil.

OK, remember Lynn?

Well Lynn getting her to eat anything deep frid is like trying to get RuPaul to hatch an original thought.

Howver, since I showed her Canola oil is "healthy" she relented and ate some of my masterful wings.

Really, they rocked for my first attempt at deep frying, ever.

Learned something else, too.

After I put the Louisiana Hot Sauce on 'em, toss em back in the oil for another couple minutes.
Sauce cooks in and it crisps them up a little more,

Shit.....

Now I've got the fuckin munchies

KC Scott wrote:
Blue label is for those on expense account - wait........ That's ME.

Too late though, I think they rolled up the sidewalk at 10

Pity Cooter's Duty-Free Country Store is already closed. Alabama is, after all, a foreign country, isn't it?

So what's in your mini-bar? I hear that the clear liquid in jelly-sealed mason jars they regularly stock is way under-rated....

War Wagon wrote:

KC Sacreligious wrote: You'll throw rocks at gates, smokestack, zarda and the rest.

Won't neither.

So tell me how good the beans were.

The beans suck - but we're not talking beans, we're talkin Ribs.

Here's a link dave: http://www.corkysbbq.com/

Order a 1/2 slab of the dry rub - then make an honest assessment.

Fuck, you know I'd pimp anything KC that's numero uno, given our dubious standing round here (thanks paul & kaley)
But fucking corky's was just that good

Truman wrote:

KC Scott wrote:
Blue label is for those on expense account - wait........ That's ME.

Too late though, I think they rolled up the sidewalk at 10

Pity Cooter's Duty-Free Country Store is already closed. Alabama is, after all, a foreign country, isn't it?

So what's in your mini-bar? I hear that the clear liquid in jelly-sealed mason jars they regularly stock is way under-rated....

*sigh*

No mini bars in the marriotts

Not sure why that's gone the way of the dinosaur (sup' Wolfie?)

Maybe it had something to do with the bad old days when we'd drink the little bottles with Vodka, Gin and clear rum then refill 'em with tap water and shove 'em back in the mini fridge

KC Scott wrote:
OK, remember Lynn?

The hot baby's momma that keeps you in progeny? Yeah, I remember.

Shit.....

Now I've got the fuckin munchies

Er, what else did you find in 'bama, Scotty?

Gettin' late, Pal, and that metal ain't gonna unload itself in the morning. Besides, I'm outta beer. PM me your number - I lost yours when I switched phones in December. And go close that deal!

Cheers!

Truman

Scott,

I drove down through Gold Country out east of Stockton today and south through MOdesto and ran into 3 hailstorms. The dumb fuckers out here didn't know what to do. they were all huddled under the overpasses like steel spears were raining down. All it was was icy hail that made lound noises but was too soft to do any damage. weird seeing 3 storms in one after noon. Laughing my ass off at the dumbshits afwaid of a little hard rain.

woah. two dylan references in one thread.