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Twelve Thousand posts? Holy shit, dude. You OK?

I believe he's trying to catch up with BSmack and mvscal.

Biggie wrote:Twelve Thousand posts? Holy shit, dude. You OK?

This post is not nearly as funny as I expected Biggie's return. Maybe the next one will be sweet.

I don't know either of those guys, but I do know Dinsdale. I like him a lot, and I'm worried.

Do I know YOU, Goober?

iHola, Bace!

Kleiza is teh non rebounderzz and plenny turnoverzz. Tx for nothing.

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Biggie wrote:Twelve Thousand posts? Holy shit, dude. You OK?

This post is not nearly as funny as I expected Biggie's return. Maybe the next one will be sweet.

I dunno. I might need a new rib cage after that one.

-Cuda

Hey, look! It's Encyclowikipedia Brown-light special. What's up, bitch? I read your article, I noticed that you neglected to mention my invention of this board and the Internet and shit. Fucking kids. No respect.

Biggie wrote:Hey, look! It's Encyclowikipedia Brown-light special. What's up, bitch? I read your article, I noticed that you neglected to mention my invention of this board and the Internet and shit. Fucking kids. No respect.

He only responds to "Mr. Magoo", now.

Sup' Biggie

If you stopped playing Mr Mysterious all the time somebody might remember you on an occasion.

Biggie wrote:I don't know either of those guys, but I do know Dinsdale. I like him a lot, and I'm worried.

Do I know YOU, Goober?

To know know know me
Is to love love love me.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Biggie wrote:Twelve Thousand posts? Holy shit, dude. You OK?

This post is not nearly as funny as I expected Biggie's return. Maybe the next one will be sweet.

I dunno. I might need a new rib cage after that one.

-Cuda

I laughed.


Yeah, I figure the Mizzou connection with Kroenke got him the role at Denver, now you just have to figure out how to get him working as hard as that douche Eduardo Orange. Sorry 'bout the dead Mizzou running back. Things just aren't working out between us.

Biggie Cohen, how ya been?

Things are going swimmingly here.

Your friend,
Helmet_Head

Goober McTuber wrote:I believe he's trying to catch up with BSmack and mvscal.

Not a chance.

He's running a most epic 3rd, though, so props for that.

Who has been :hearting: cocks while Biggie was away?

Dinsdale is 3rd in total posts, but 1st in total words.

Slugging percentage, if you will.

poptart wrote:Dinsdale is 3rd in total posts, but 1st in total words.

No doubt there, 'tart.

I'd go so far as to say that Dins' total words [slugging %] far exceeds that of mvscal and Bsmack combined.

He's kind of self-admittedly epic that way.

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Biggie wrote:Twelve Thousand posts? Holy shit, dude. You OK?

This post is not nearly as funny as I expected Biggie's return. Maybe the next one will be sweet.

Biggies old boots still got a lot of ground
they ain’t covered yet
There’s at least another million miles
under his old truck treads
So if you think he's gonnna settle down
I‘ve got news for you
Biggies got a lot of leavin’ left to do

I guess the Lord made Biggie hard to handle
So lovin’ him might be a long shot gamble
So before you go and turn him on
Be sure that you can turn him loose
‘cause Biggies still got a lot of leavin’ left to do

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:I believe he's trying to catch up with BSmack and mvscal.

Not a chance.

He's running a most epic 3rd, though, so props for that.

mv will catch up to me by the middle of March. Dinsdale will take until May at his current rate.

Of course Dr. Detroit would have had 50,000 posts had be not been shown the door.

Biggie wrote:my invention of this board

I remember those glorious days. You and your merry band of...band, decided to start some sort of board with a "reuinited" theme or some shit, which seemed destined for failure, since that Reunited song sucked donkey balls. Then, to ensure there was some sort of epicosity, you came to me and said "Dins, we need you, doug. You're like totally epic, and our new board will suck like Heywood at a members-only function. Please, please be our epic buddy...please?" And you guys even set up me the account without even asking me, and made me a mod of the ever-epic Golf Forum so I could be like a cool Mod Dude and shit, too. So I was almost-totally like "yeah, whatever. You want epicosity? I'll bring you some motherfucking epicosity, beyotchula!"


And here I am. Experiment is still failing like a mofo, but I'm no quitter, dammit.

Biggie wrote:You OK?

Quite grilled, thanks.

Yourselfm?

BSmack wrote: mv will catch up to me by the middle of March. Dinsdale will take until May at his current rate.

Why? You planning on bailing?

I call bullshit.

War Wagon wrote:

poptart wrote:Dinsdale is 3rd in total posts, but 1st in total words.

No doubt there, 'tart.

I'd go so far as to say that Dins' total words [slugging %] far exceeds that of mvscal and Bsmack combined.

And here we have it.

Dinsdale wrote:

Best emoticon evah... and the fact that Dins despises those makes it even better.

Dr. Detroit is STILL in the top 10, and he hasn't posted here in over 15 months.

Quick question -- does this thread say "War Wagon" on top?

Does it?


No, it doesn't, does it now?


Now, run along, and stop with the emoticons, or I will once again be forced to point out what a horribly inadequate little man you are.

Dinsdale wrote: Now, run along, and stop with the emoticons, or I will once again be forced to point out what a horribly inadequate little man you are.

Don't bust a button on your size 31's whilst trying that.

Sup Sr. Cohen

An old friend asked me to remind you to have a take and not zzzzzuck!

Your other friend,

MyKidRockTroll

I'm pretty sure that I could kick this Biggie guys ass.

Wait... he and Dins are buds. I could be in for some serious trouble.

Just call me Wags, the clique buzz buster. I'm thinking of starting my own clique, but I so much dig that "internet gangster" title.

My gang can whup your clique. I'm a one man gang.

War Wagon wrote: I could be in for some serious trouble.

Try Penicillin

or

Midol

Let me know how it works out for you. Oh, and mix in a working engine while you are at it. Hell, Jr. could use his cylinders for the next Shuttle countdown. 8, 7, 6...

rozy can run some damn good NASCAR smack... gotta' give him that.

rozy wrote:Sup Sr. Cohen

An old friend asked me to remind you to have a take and not zzzzzuck!

Your other friend,

MyKidRockTroll

This is a prime example... why rozy should post less.

Carry on.

We're doing what we can to for the WW memorial A/C fund, Sr. Cohen.

.02 a post goes up to .03 once Dins hits 20K.





Rack brother rozy.

Dear Biggie,

The avatars are ready! I just need to run to the store for some additional shipping containers, as I'm currently out.

Your pal,

itsanorcinus

Dear Biggie,

If you're a chick, can I call you and talk dirty?

Sin,

itsafreak

RadioFan wrote:Dear Biggie,

If you're a chick, can I call you and talk dirty?

Sin,

itsafreak

THAT is brutal. hahahaha

itsafreakious has 10 months until the reinqueer trolls come back. I can't wait!

Hey Biggie, why are you going "Moreese" and dissing this fucked up group of haytahs? Everyone sucks in their own unique way. That's just how it is.

Cuda left me a PM and swears his bathroom is now disinfected. You have an invite forthcoming.

Don't be a stranger.

While you're all busy sucking Biggie's cock I'll be getting a beer and some corn nuts.

Çì®åŠ DêMïgòD wrote:While you're all busy sucking Biggie's cock I'll be getting a beer and some corn nuts.

That troll was epoch.

TenTallBen wrote:

Çì®åŠ DêMïgòD wrote:While you're all busy sucking Biggie's cock I'll be getting a beer and some corn nuts.

That troll was epoch.

Miss Cornuts was pretty deece but the troll which spawned her was the most epic ever.

We should all be glad, damn glad that troll no longer posts. She would run us for sure and then laugh as our spotted asses disappeared over the hill...


Anybody even thinking about getting TSB up and running soon?

WAR YOU'RE STANDING ON MY BAD SIDE

Dinsdale wrote:made me a mod of the ever-epic Golf Forum

One thingie I won't be is an ingrate.

If you hadn't beenm appointed to the ever-epic Golf Fora, you wouldn't have access to the double-secret Mod Fora and, in turn, I'd still be blissfully unaware that B-Smack privately thinks I'm a douchebag.

Cuda wrote:B-Smack privately thinks I'm a douchebag.

Everybody thinks you’re a douchebag. Douchebag even thinks you’re a douchebag.

Cuda wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:made me a mod of the ever-epic Golf Forum

One thingie I won't be is an ingrate.

If you hadn't beenm appointed to the ever-epic Golf Fora, you wouldn't have access to the double-secret Mod Fora and, in turn, I'd still be blissfully unaware that B-Smack privately thinks I'm a douchebag.

You're wrong. I don't privately think you're a douchebag. I publicly think you're a douchebag.

Chew on Miss Conduct's Meat Curtains much, Monica?

Better still, since your post totals are approaching *ut*sp**y-esque proportions, there's a buttsy reference in your future