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I turned on the television while it was raining cats and dogs on my dinner plate tonight.
Channel 35 (Teh Discovery Channel) is my current ace in the hole.
Flipped past it tonight though, as 4ths on 'The Great Wall of China' leaves me bloated.

92% of the channels are like reading m2.
Why in the hell, I don't know ....... Maury, Oprah, and Tyra share time on channel 55.
Same.

Stopped and viewed channel 51 for a few minutes.
Cage match.
Roman gladiator style.
Ultimate fighting.
One cromagnon man saddled one homo erectus man.
Banged his head back and forth like a metranome.
Jamie Farr at the Gong ........ on an acid & JOLT c0cktail.

Post match, mr cromagnon winner man strutted around the ring in a black Beavis t-shirt.
Shirt had this message on the back ..........

I just f**ked your ass!!!




Slip that Green Jacket on, champ.

You should read more books.

poptart wrote:92% of the channels are like reading m2.

Your post read a lot like our esteemed windchime ren fairy pile-on troll...

Speaking of a lot like .....

You and 2ool both go through nics like Rosie goes through waist sizes.



Get run much ... ?

The next time anyone, least of all, a D-List poster such as you runs me is the same day Ray Fucking Gay get elected to the HOF.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:The next time anyone, least of all, a D-List poster such as you runs me is the same day Ray Fucking Gay get elected to the HOF.

ucan't has been premenstrual for months.

What, deal or no deal wasn't on?

Bizzarofelice wrote:ucan't has been premenstrual for months.

You're nothing more than a brusque dullard who mistakenly thinks he's got game. Your posts are pedestrian. This reflects upon me... how?

PL wrote:What, deal or no deal wasn't on?

I saw Deal or No Deal last week when I was in the states.
Spent the first 8 minutes wondering what the hell a piss poor SNL parody was doing appearing on Prime Time tv.
Spent another 12 seconds staring at #21's teets.
Spent 2 seconds flipping the remote off.

Tittie models appear all over the internet and they are never obfuscated by the glare off Kojak Agassi's melon.
Rack the next president of the United States.

poptart wrote:

PL wrote:What, deal or no deal wasn't on?

I saw Deal or No Deal last week when I was in the states.
Spent the first 8 minutes wondering what the hell a piss poor SNL parody was doing appearing on Prime Time tv.
Spent another 12 seconds staring at #21's teets.
Spent 2 seconds flipping the remote off.

I can't get passed that circumsized wank with the goatee? I've only seen the commercials for this program, but it was enough to ensure that I'll never be desperate enough to actually WATCH the damn thing.

I'm still pissed that I spent more than 4 minutes watching that "are you smarter than a 5th grader" program, and that was on accident.

And for the record, NO....I'm NOT!

March Madness, baby...

military channel

history channel

anything about ww2, was into the invasion of france bigtime for a while. getting more into the ww2 naval battle stuff.

baseball soon, march madness now

Mall Rats was on last night.

ElvisMonster wrote:Mall Rats was on last night.

Hell hath no fury, like a woman scorned for Sega.

If Jay would have said "ootchie, bootchie, hootchie" or whatever one more time I would have thrown myself off of my second floor balcony. It wouldn't have made me want to kill myself, just maybe sprain something really bad.

timmay wrote:military channel

history channel

anything about ww2, was into the invasion of france bigtime for a while. getting more into the ww2 naval battle stuff.

baseball soon, march madness now

I got caught up in watching a program about the "Freemasons" last night on THC/A & E. Good stuff, but I could do without the "re-inactments".

WTF?

It's like trying to eat a piece of plastic fruit outta your gramma's table decoration?

(not that I've actualy tried to do that before......twice)

ElvisMonster wrote:If Jay would have said "ootchie, bootchie, hootchie" or whatever one more time I would have thrown myself off of my second floor balcony. It wouldn't have made me want to kill myself, just maybe sprain something really bad.

It's "Snootchie, Bootchies!"


Get it right, damn it!

And then, watch Clerks II. You'll love the "Donkey Show."

Louis Cyphre wrote:It's "Snootchie, Bootchies!"

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

ElvisMonster wrote:

Louis Cyphre wrote:It's "Snootchie, Bootchies!"

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Here ya go EM, but don't go gettin' too comforable.........once you dust yourself off, we gots some joustin' to do.

cinderella_undercover wrote:.........once you dust yourself off, we gots some joustin' to do.

I don't know what that means but hopefully it involves a bag of ice and an ace bandage.

timmay wrote:military channel

history channel

anything about ww2, was into the invasion of france bigtime for a while. getting more into the ww2 naval battle stuff.

baseball soon, march madness now

That explains all your takes lately

ElvisMonster wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:.........once you dust yourself off, we gots some joustin' to do.

I don't know what that means but hopefully it involves a bag of ice and an ace bandage.

Ummm, cause there's little joustin' thingys on the blow up matress? I figured we could get down?!

Did you land on your head?

ElvisMonster wrote:

Louis Cyphre wrote:It's "Snootchie, Bootchies!"

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

FLY, FAT ASS, FLY!