The US of Fuckin A in 10 Minutes

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The US of Fuckin A in 10 Minutes

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It's basically 5th grade material.

Connecticut with 47 seconds left.
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it won't use US postal 2 letter codes
--I can't type fast or accurately enough !
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Wisconsin the last I thought of.....4:14 left. The average American can't do this.
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Montana with 3:44 remaining
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Colorado with 1:57 left. It would have been quicker but I had to spell check a few.
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a friend ("Jon from Syracuse") pulled that on me
in a bar a while back--using a mental image of a
map of the US I got to 49 before I realized I had
skipped Michigan and got stuck !
Being half in the bag did not help at all !!
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Did it with 4:37 left. Could have been better, but I don't type very fast.
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War the song from elementary school where we sang the states alphabetically. Came in handy.

Wyoming with 7:20 on the clock...more if I could type faster.
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Pennsylvania w/ 1:02.
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Post by Terry in Crapchester »

Oklahoma with 6:16 left.

Would have been faster, except that: (1) I tried doing it in alphabetical order, then realized I missed a few and had to visualize a U.S. map to fill in the blanks; and (2) I actually took a phone call while doing it.
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Wolfman wrote:it won't use US postal 2 letter codes
--I can't type fast or accurately enough !
Did you try CNY?
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btw - Vermont with 1:03 left
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Alaska with 7:26 left.
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Missouri with 4:38 left......
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3:27, Wisconsin...couldn't freaking remember the state my dad lives in and it's just across the lake. :lol:

I spent probably the last 3 or 4 minutes trying to figure out the 5 states I had left. I tried to go West to East but skipped over a few and had to retrace my steps.
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WolverineSteve wrote:War the song from elementary school where we sang the states alphabetically.
Yup. Didn't realize 'til a few years ago that it was written by Ray Charles.
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Post by indyfrisco »

Am I the only one who didn't get all 50 in 10 minutes or am I the only one who will admit it?

Fucking Delaware. I had 49 with 5:20 to go and could not think of Delaware.

Oh, and is spell checking the fucking chowder state legal in this contest?
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IndyFrisco wrote:Am I the only one who didn't get all 50 in 10 minutes or am I the only one who will admit it?

Fucking Delaware. I had 49 with 5:20 to go and could not think of Delaware.

Oh, and is spell checking the fucking chowder state legal in this contest?
I think you're the only one.

btw, all 50 with 9:59 left WHILE flipping through my wad of 100s and sipping Cakebread.

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IndyFrisco wrote:Oh, and is spell checking the fucking chowder state legal in this contest?

Speaking of spelling...

It's chowda, motherfucka! :mrgreen:
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Am I the only one who didn't get all 50 in 10 minutes or am I the only one who will admit it?

Fucking Delaware. I had 49 with 5:20 to go and could not think of Delaware.

Oh, and is spell checking the fucking chowder state legal in this contest?
I think you're the only one.

btw, all 50 with 9:59 left WHILE flipping through my wad of 100s and sipping Cakebread.

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Funny thing was I was at the Cakebread winery last week sipping their shit myself. And when I say shit, I mean shit. It was fucking awful. And to top it off, their shit was selling for like $50/bottle. Must explain why Zy has brown and yellow teeth. He drinks the Cakebread shit.

Only reason the wife and I stopped there was the owners supposedly are IU grads as is my wife.
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U & L didn't work ??
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Iowa with 4:43 left... and I was stuck on that one for 45 seconds. Just a mental block
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BBMarley wrote:Iowa with 4:43 left... and I was stuck on that one for 45 seconds. Just a mental block
Yeah right... you're needed in the NFL forum on your brillant post.

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hope no one here thought that Puerto Rico was a state !
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Wolfman wrote:hope no one here thought that Puerto Rico was a state !
OMG!
That would
be like
crazy times!!
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