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Why does everybody hate poptart and ucant?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:00 pm
by Biggie
And why do they hate each other? These are 2 All-Internet Posters! Is it because you've been hurt by them in the past? Maybe they're both a little irascible, but I love them always and forever.
Granted, poptart's daily runnage tabulations may exceed surgeon general recommendations. And he may be a bit of a Denver (sup Cuda :)) hater. But if I can let that go, why can't you?
As for ucant, I understand that he gets a little grumpy on days ending in y, and his incessant nit-picking on spelling and grammar probably costs him a few friends, but wtf! Learn how to fucking type, and you'll probably get along fine.
Anyway, I'd like an explanation. These are the best of the best, and I'm confused and so so tired. Perhaps I'll just lay down in this tall grass for a spell.
P.S. Also lay off PrimeX. He's extremely sensitive.
P.P.S. The cops took the chicken. It was illegal chicken.
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:11 pm
by orcinus
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:17 pm
by ElvisMonster
I like 'em both fine. Just fine.
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:19 pm
by Biggie
ElvisMonster wrote:I like 'em both fine. Just fine.
Respect my authority.
P.S. Why you all wet, baby?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:36 pm
by Mikey
You're cute when you take a nap...
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:12 am
by ElvisMonster
Biggie wrote:P.S. Why you all wet, baby?
Mostly because I just noticed that you're posting again.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:21 am
by poptart
I don't hate ucant.
He's worth reading once in a while.
Nearly all others who occupy this board are pitiful failures who seriously need to take up a new pastime.
PrimeX, and a couple others, don't make me ill very often.
I'm not as young any more, and I don't have the stomach to digest losers like I once did.
Sure, father time pecks away at us all.
So sue me.
I might hang out in the Stock Exchange.
It's just facts, figures, and colorful charts.
Not bullshit .... and Scott m0derates it well, keeping the riff raff OUT.
Leave your raincoats at home and I piss on all of y'all.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:27 am
by Louis Cyphre
I miss 9:07 CST chat! :(
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:42 am
by poptart
Yes, Louis, here here!!
Chat being shitcanned is all part of the conspiracy.
Keep the man down.
So some of the bad apples got flogged in chat.
And that's a bad thing .... ?
bwaaa hahaha
We're in the end times, Louis.
Don't fight it.
Adapt.
Stock Exchange is the futuah.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:43 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
ucant has made me laugh a few times.
poptart, I don't recall even once.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:46 am
by Mike the Lab Rat
poptart is good people. Obviously we disagree on certain things, but that's life.
ucant hasn't offended me.
Hate is a waste of energy. Have a Scotch and just settle down.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:47 am
by poptart
Funny thing, Mgo, I've laughed at you many times.
I'm on top.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:51 am
by poptart
And it's a good way to look at things, Mike.
I don't always agree with my wife.
I still fuck her.
Hate'll chew right through your stomach.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:07 am
by Tom In VA
I enjoy reading mostly everyone here and poptart is way high on the list.
What about Sam, Sudden Sam ? Is he okay ? Isn't he in Alabammy and what about the tornado ?
Let's not talk hate when there's possibly a T1B Brother in need.
mmmkay.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:18 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Mike the Lab Rat wrote:Hate is a waste of energy.
Unless of course it brings fame and fortune.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:29 am
by Cuda
Is it because they're both Irish?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:36 am
by 420
poptart wrote:
I still fuck her.
Rack you, for the "Christian" insight.
poptart wrote:Hate'll chew right through your stomach.
I agree, Poptart.
"Revenge is a way of staying connected."
316:420
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:59 am
by War Wagon
poptart wrote:
Nearly all others who occupy this board are pitiful failures who seriously need to take up a new pastime.
Like tennis?
Dude, you moved to South Korea. You couldn't hack it in the states.
Don't make the mistake of taking yourself too seriously, or I'll be forced to run you.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:03 am
by Headhunter
I used to enjoy reading UCant, until poptart ran me. I sneak in after hours because I know he's busy eating dog.
Woof me!
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:05 am
by poptart
The United States kicked my ass.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:12 am
by orcinus
Headhunter wrote:I used to enjoy reading UCant, until poptart ran me. I sneak in after hours because I know he's busy eating dog.
Woof me!
Do you post here, normally?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:16 am
by Tom In VA
I thought you were in NYC Todd.
Anyhow, where I work in Annandale could quite possibly be ......
West Korea
Or would that be East ?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:21 am
by 420
Tom In VA wrote:I thought you were in NYC Todd.
Anyhow, where I work in Annandale could quite possibly be ......
West Korea
Or would that be East ?
Does it really matter... Tom?
I layed a blast on Radio dork so hard... he had it deleted.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:44 am
by poptart
Leave it to Toddowen to elucidate as to how one's psyche might become fucked up.
Btw, I live in South..west Korea.
It's a little whiter here.
And if everything being slanted start to get to me too much, I just go to the library and check out some books to read.
I may not even return 'em.
'Bode.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:41 am
by Mister Bushice
What with those whopping 12 jeon a day fines, you're a rebel, you are. ;)
Re: Why does everybody hate poptart and ucant?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:25 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Biggie wrote:And why do they hate each other?
I am a dog-lover ('sup beastiality smack?) and proud supporter of the MSPCA. tart regularly orders a
K9 from the luncheon menu at Wong Wok. We don't exactly see eye to eye on the way to treat animals. The next time I see him in Punamjong, I will fight him...
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:26 pm
by Headhunter
orcinus wrote:Headhunter wrote:I used to enjoy reading UCant, until poptart ran me. I sneak in after hours because I know he's busy eating dog.
Woof me!
Do you post here, normally?
Normally? No. Nothing normal about my posting habits at all!
Who the hell are you, anyways? Do I know you?
Re: Why does everybody hate poptart and ucant?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:39 pm
by Goober McTuber
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I am a dog-lover...
Then I'm surprised you don't get along better with Bace.
Re: Why does everybody hate poptart and ucant?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:44 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Goober McTuber wrote:ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I am a dog-lover...
Then I'm surprised you don't get along better with Bace.
I like dogs.
I don't like yippy dogs that are always barking like they are worth a shit.
Re: Why does everybody hate poptart and ucant?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:06 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Goober McTuber wrote:Then I'm surprised you don't get along better with Bace.
We get along just fine... if/when he posts something RACKable, I'll dole one out. Unlike most people here, I don't judge post content based on who submits it. Unlike most people here, I'm not afraid to let you know if you suck either. I am not a happy-shiny poster. And I don't necessarily think that's a bad thing...