Walter Scott Edwards II

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:56 am

when I read these tales--- I just marvel
at how the morons never wondered why there
was something MOVING AROUND inside them !!

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:27 am

She had m2ool bangin her innerds and was clueless?

nuff

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:34 am

With the amount of food she needed daily there was always something moving around inside of her.

So is pops the creepy looking old bald dude or the excema scarred Mexican? Either way it's amazing they manage to hit the bullseye on that cow. Rack their superior swimmers, unrack their choice of targets.

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:39 am

There's a Fat Bastard reset thats dying to get out...

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:39 am

Ultra fat chicks squirt out kids all the time without knowing they were preggo. Why is this news?

The news should actually be "Who actually was disgusting enough to bang this fat whale????"

Find that guy. There is your story.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:44 am

88 wrote:
The Orange County Register wrote: Branum, who lives with her fiancé Walter Edwards II in the Garden Grove house where she grew up, gave up hope years ago of having any children with him. She stopped having a menstrual cycle about two years ago...

I'm trying to remember...don't elephants usually have a two-year gestation?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:22 am

The Orange County Register wrote:Baby comes as shock

"I was blowing money on dogs," said Edwards, 46, who installs home theaters for a living.

Was? The editor could have done a FTFY edit.

Can you imagine what a newspaper comprised of all T1B posters as writers and editors would look like?

Staff

World columnist - Bobby42 ripping from other sources

Political columnists - half of this board with mvscal as that editor

Sports columnists - various

Basically all of the posters of all of their forums of choice are "beat" writers

Main editor - Dinsdale

THAT, would be a fun paper to read.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:42 pm

88 wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:Ultra fat chicks squirt out kids all the time without knowing they were preggo. Why is this news?

The news should actually be "Who actually was disgusting enough to bang this fat whale????"

Find that guy. There is your story.
You appear to have missed the entire point of this thread. Just sayin.

It was a much smaller target than a tree. Just sayin'.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:33 pm

Who ever it was that harpooned that whale must be packing one serious shlong. Rack him, I guess.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:53 pm

smackaholic wrote:Who ever it was that harpooned that whale must be packing one serious shlong. Rack him, I guess.

Or maybe he jerked into a turkey baster?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:49 pm

BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Who ever it was that harpooned that whale must be packing one serious shlong. Rack him, I guess.
Or maybe he jerked into a turkey baster?

Quit harshing on Lagos2aholic's fantasies.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:11 am

Wolfman wrote:when I read these tales--- I just marvel
at how the morons never wondered why there
was something MOVING AROUND inside them !!

From the very article Wolfman obviously failed to read wrote:Branum says she never had morning sickness and did not feel the baby kick, at least not until after doctors told her what was inside her womb. "If he kicked, I didn't feel him kicking," she said.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:25 am

Dear MGO,

Please excuse Wolfman for any unintelligent comments he might make in this forum. He suffers from a medical condition known as "being a fucking idiot."

Sin,
Wolfman's Geriatrician

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:14 am

What did the doctors use to peel back her flaps? A crane?

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:03 am

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:58 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:What did the doctors use to peel back her flaps? A crane?

You of all people ask that?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:11 am

Mister Bushice wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:What did the doctors use to peel back her flaps? A crane?
You of all people ask that?

Bait?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:19 am

I'll bet it smells like it.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:22 am

Mister Bushice wrote:I'll bet it smells like it.

If only you knew what pussy smelled like. Day 1 of your existance was your only experience. Tis' a shame.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:30 am

Watch out Bushice, I think the visiting tard has a liking for you. Leg humping soon to follow.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:38 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Watch out Bushice, I think the visiting tard has a liking for you. Leg humping soon to follow.

I was told not to pay any attention to you this time of night.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:48 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Watch out Bushice, I think the visiting tard has a liking for you. Leg humping soon to follow.
I was told not to pay any attention to you this time of night.

Yet you chose to KYOA anyway. Nice effort. Of course, not very surprising.

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