Rumors swirling about Cheney's health

[BSmack]

Drudge just linked to this report.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/arti ... article.do

To paraphrase J.P. Morgan, I trust the first clot that forms will do its duty.

[Tom In VA]

To paraphrase J.P. Morgan, I trust the first clot that forms will do its duty.

What a cunty remark and to think I actually thought better of you.

[BSmack]

To paraphrase J.P. Morgan, I trust the first clot that forms will do its duty.

What a cunty remark and to think I actually thought better of you.

No you didn't.

[Cripple Fight]

Oh look a political thread! Goody!

[Goober McTuber]

Drudge just linked to this report.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/arti ... article.do

To paraphrase J.P. Morgan, I trust the first clot that forms will do its duty.

RACK!


Can I get you a tissue, Tom?

[Tom In VA]

Nope B, I did. It's cool, you're entitled. I'm just shocked that so many of our own would hold this man with more contempt than they do the people who actually seek(sought) to do our country harm.

Suffice it to say, the man has done more for more people in this country than me, therefore I at least respect him for that. My contributions are miniscule in comparison. While I might question his methods and such, I don't wish him ill.

Hey, carry on. I'm not a real big believer in karma either.

[Tom In VA]

Can I get you a tissue, Tom?

No. You can go fuck yourself old man.

[Goober McTuber]

Suffice it to say, the man has done more for more people in this country than me

Yeah, mostly his rich friends. You should probably try to do more for Dick’s rich friends.

Your request is anatomically impossible, by the way.

[Tom In VA]

Suffice it to say, the man has done more for more people in this country than me

Yeah, mostly his rich friends.

Who run corporations. Weren't you claiming that you worked in IT for a corporation just awhile back ? Something about the fact that even though you're in IT you couldn't install FireFox ? Remember that thread ?

Seems to me you benefit from rich folks having enough capital to provide you with a job.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

I wish Cheney no ill will (especially not death), but the guy is no patriot. He is a scumbag on par with Aaron Burr and Spiro Agnew.

[poptart]

I hope he dies so there's one less politician for you douchebags to fondle yourselves over.

[Cicero]

Hopefully the VP will be alright. Comments like that from BSmack dont surprise me.

[Goober McTuber]

Suffice it to say, the man has done more for more people in this country than me

Yeah, mostly his rich friends.

Who run corporations. Weren't you claiming that you worked in IT for a corporation just awhile back ? Something about the fact that even though you're in IT you couldn't install FireFox ? Remember that thread ?

Seems to me you benefit from rich folks having enough capital to provide you with a job.

You're kind of all over the place there, Jimmy. Not sure what Firefox has to do with any of this. And I don’t work for Haliburton. Are you melting?

And RACK the Lab Rat. Well said.

[Tom In VA]

I hope he dies so there's one less politician for you douchebags to fondle yourselves over.

So if people discussing politics = "fondling yourselves" over politicans. Does that mean the NFL forum is posters "fondling themselves" over big, muscular, sweaty men in tight knickers ?

[Tom In VA]

You're kind of all over the place there, Jimmy. Not sure what Firefox has to do with any of this. And I don’t work for Haliburton. Are you melting?

1. My bad.

2. Reference to a previous thread, ages ago.

3. But you do work for a corporation. Haliburton is a corporation there are probably hundreds of "Goobers" at Halburton pulling down a deece paycheck to provide for their families as you do (accepting a paycheck from your corporation).

4. No, I'm wasting time.

[BSmack]

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

FTFY

[Tom In VA]

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

FTFY

Okay. South Park or Seinfeld

[Justa Heel]

He's a treacherous scumbag who deserves to die, simple as that. Why the fuss?

[jiminphilly]

He's a treacherous scumbag who deserves to die, simple as that. Why the fuss?

Probably because he isn't dead yet, despite a poor ticker..

You'd think some Democrats would have paid some White House interns to jump from behind Dick's desk when he walks into his office and scare the old fart to death to speed up the process already.

[Dinsdale]

Libby now awaits his pardon...Cheney has one foot in the grave...what a glorious day for America and American Freedom.

[Derron]

[surprise] It is totally cool to

diss da white fok if you be black
hire the illegal to clean you shitter if you be a Demcratic liberal
btich about the economy when you have no yob, mother fucker

and to wish death upon a different persons political position...[surprise]

Explain to me Bri .. how is it you cunt dripping hand wringning liberals think that Cheney needs to die because of his political activities... yet you cunts want all these fucking death row inmates saved when they should have a bullet for a REAL reason ??'

I don't believe you have Cheney in the Death Pool... otherwise you could get a pass on that..

Check it out... this is the beginning of BMonica's windup for the 08 elections... but that one was a shoulder tearing bat dropping miss..

" Cheneys a mother fucker so he should be dead"

That's typical Democratic swill...

[Derron]

Libby now awaits his pardon...Cheney has one foot in the grave...what a glorious day for America and American Freedom.

Don't hold your breath Dins.. Cheneys had two feet in the grave and walked away...he's a fairly low but proftiable yield in the Death Pool..

but then maybe the Rep's could get the sympathy vote it he did check out. ...

[RumpleForeskin]

He is dead. Its just a really good marionette being controlled by a couple of secret service agents and his hunting guide.

[Mister Bushice]

Mr Cheney called in a doctor yesterday after suffering 'discomfort' in his calf.

Maybe he was just cleaning his gun?

[Goober McTuber]

3. But you do work for a corporation. Haliburton is a corporation there are probably hundreds of "Goobers" at Halburton pulling down a deece paycheck to provide for their families as you do (accepting a paycheck from your corporation).

There is no comparison between the corporation I work for and Haliburton.

[Tom In VA]

There is no comparison between the corporation I work for and Haliburton.

There's the enlightement I was seeking. Thanks Goober, excellent news. I wish you continued success and prosperity. Whereas, having learned my lesson about VP Cheney, I wish him nothing but wild game with weak bladders and diarhea using his pillow for relief.

I was blind.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Mr Cheney called in a doctor yesterday after suffering 'discomfort' in his calf.

Maybe he was just cleaning his gun?

Nice one MB, I laughed.

[Bizzarofelice]

Nope B, I did. It's cool, you're entitled. I'm just shocked that so many of our own would hold this man with more contempt than they do the people who actually seek(sought) to do our country harm.

His subsequent actions were worse for this country than 20 Saddams.

[Goober McTuber]

There is no comparison between the corporation I work for and Haliburton.

There's the enlightement I was seeking. Thanks Goober, excellent news. I wish you continued success and prosperity. Whereas, having learned my lesson about VP Cheney, I wish him nothing but wild game with weak bladders and diarhea using his pillow for relief.

I was blind.

Glad I could enlighten you, weedhopper.

[Tom In VA]

Nope B, I did. It's cool, you're entitled. I'm just shocked that so many of our own would hold this man with more contempt than they do the people who actually seek(sought) to do our country harm.

His subsequent actions were worse for this country than 20 Saddams.

I'm afraid you might be correct. If only we had given appeasement more of a chance, 30 plus years of it and it would have worked with more time. The upwards curve in attacks and their magnitude was natural and would have declined had we just stood there and "took it", I'm sure of it too Bizz. It really is a shame when our own people are out to destroy our country while benevolent dictators like Saddam are made out to be patsies.

WAR "If I could turn back time."

- Cher


~no sig~

[Dinsdale]

And how did Saddam come into power again?

A Cheney/Rumsfeld-fuelled plan for rampant greed maybe, at the expense of the people of an entire region?


Educate yourself, Tom. THAT'S how "appeasement" started...so the Feudalists could get more money, an entire region be damned.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

One of my reasons for disliking Cheney is that, for a five-time draft dodger, he sure as hell is cavalier about sending other people's kids into war. He hasn't done a damned thing to be accorded any due as a "patriot". Every thing he's done he's done for his own power and his own warped vision of the truth.

Not to mention the fact that he's utterly convinced that he's right and that those who disagree with him are not only wrong, but danged near treasonous.

Any article written about him should begin with the phrase: "Leaving a trail of slime wherever he goes..."

[Tom In VA]

And how did Saddam come into power again?

A Cheney/Rumsfeld-fuelled plan for rampant greed maybe, at the expense of the people of an entire region?


Educate yourself, Tom. THAT'S how "appeasement" started...so the Feudalists could get more money, an entire region be damned.

Thanks Dins. Indeed previous administrations and their apparent puppet master, Cheney, propped up Saddam. I was referring to appeasement of terror as a whole. Chenron and gang, had to remove Saddam at that point. The monster they created, FrankenMullah, presented a problem.

All for oil.


I swear I wish I didn't rely on it so much.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

for a five-time draft dodger

Link?

Here ya go:

After leaving Yale, Cheney had one of his few experiences working in the private sector, on a telephone-company repair crew. He showed no interest, one way or another, in the Vietnam War -- until a Texas president, nearly forty years before George W. Bush, turned a remote foreign struggle into a catastrophic, unwinnable war. Thanks to Lyndon Johnson's escalation of Vietnam, lounging around was suddenly no longer an option. Cheney snapped into action. First he enrolled in Casper Community College; then he went to the University of Wyoming. That kept him out of the draft until August 7th, 1964, when Congress initiated massive conscription in the armed forces. Three weeks later, Cheney married Lynne Vincent, his high school girlfriend, earning him another deferment. Then, on October 26th, 1965, the Selective Service announced that childless married men no longer would be exempted from having to fight for their country. Nine months and two days later, the first of Cheney's two daughters, Elizabeth, was born. All told, between 1963 and 1966, Cheney received five deferments.

or, if you don't like Rolling Stone, how 'bout:

the NY Times

They're a matter of public record, regardless of which media outlet uses 'em.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

Deferments are not draft dodging. Try again.

They certainly are when they're carefully timed.

Cheney is a draft dodger. His only attempt to explain his dodging was that he had "other priorities."

Yeah, well, so did a hell of a lot of kids who he helped send to Iraq.

Cheney is a scumbag, pure and simple. I don't wish death upon him, but ANYONE who thinks for a second that he's a patriot is a dick-in-the-dirt-dumb clueless fuck.

[Tom In VA]

Deferments are not draft dodging. Try again.

They certainly are when they're carefully timed.

Cheney is a draft dodger. His only attempt to explain his dodging was that he had "other priorities."

Yeah, well, so did a hell of a lot of kids who he helped send to Iraq.

Cheney is a scumbag, pure and simple.

So was FDR.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

Deferments are not draft dodging. Try again.

They certainly are when they're carefully timed.

Cheney is a draft dodger. His only attempt to explain his dodging was that he had "other priorities."

Yeah, well, so did a hell of a lot of kids who he helped send to Iraq.

Cheney is a scumbag, pure and simple.

So was FDR.

So? We're talking about Cheney here.

[Tom In VA]

They certainly are when they're carefully timed.

Cheney is a draft dodger. His only attempt to explain his dodging was that he had "other priorities."

Yeah, well, so did a hell of a lot of kids who he helped send to Iraq.

Cheney is a scumbag, pure and simple.

So was FDR.

So? We're talking about Cheney here.

I figured if the writers at Rolling Stone could do it, so could I.


Your whole point is moot anyway. Bush took the decision to wage war. He took that decision because, IMHO, he believed it to be in the best interests of this nation. Cheney is the Vice President, his primary role is to oversee the senate. He does not get to order troops into battle.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

Your whole point is moot anyway. Bush took the decision to wage war. He took that decision because, IMHO, he believed it to be in the best interests of this nation. Cheney is the Vice President, his primary role is to oversee the senate. He does not get to order troops into battle.

Cheney was one of the biggest frigging cheerleaders for attacking Iraq. To dismiss his influence on a bumbling doofus of a CIC like Bush would be a mistake. Cheney and Rumsfeld have a history of manipulating folks going as far back as the Ford administration. Hell, he's STILL cheerleading that things are just ducky in Iraq.

BTW, how the hell is tossing up FDR's name in any way, shape, or form, comparable to Rolling Stone's article?

I would have thought one of you defenders of Cheney would have gone to the "Clinton as a draft dodger" card by now.

[Dinsdale]

Cheney was one of the biggest frigging cheerleaders for attacking Iraq. To dismiss his influence on a bumbling doofus of a CIC like Bush would be a mistake.

Something about "how can we spin this (9/11) to get Saddam, too?" comes to mind...