My Supervisor's Phrases o' the Day - 3/6/07

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:36 pm

1. "Our budget dream-wish" instead of our "department wish list"
2. "Better Business BURROW Commission"
3. "It's just so staunch and stag."

pron · Post by **pron** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:40 pm

To his male friends at the office --- Hey, have you seen the size of patsy's tits?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:43 pm

pron wrote:To his male friends at the office --- Hey, have you seen the size of patsy's tits?

Are you a troll, or just the horniest motherfucker on the internet?

pron · Post by **pron** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:47 pm

I can be both.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:14 pm

She meant to say stagnant.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:36 pm

"Be happy in your work. "

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:28 am

I forgot...

4. In true reality...

You know, as opposed to the false one. :)

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:34 am

patsy stone wrote:I forgot...

4. In true reality...

You know, as opposed to the false one. :)

I love the phrases from the redundancy department of redundancy...

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:01 pm

Ok so I'm off today (bronchitis) and my coworkers just emailed me the word o' the day:

Santa Monico

You guys ever been?

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:04 pm

Your supervisor truly missed her calling. She needs to be Bush's head speechwriter.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:07 pm

patsy stone wrote:Ok so I'm off today (bronchitis) and my coworkers just emailed me the word o' the day:

Santa Monico

You guys ever been?

Is that where Prince Albert is from?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:31 pm

Mikey wrote:
patsy stone wrote:Ok so I'm off today (bronchitis) and my coworkers just emailed me the word o' the day:

Santa Monico

You guys ever been?
Is that where Prince Albert is from?

Nah, it's where they have that big beer next to the peach.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:45 pm

I was helping a friend of the OL's sort through her list of potential stalkers...err, suitors on Yahoo personals today and came across a couple of outstanding gems.

"I'm looking for someone with compassionment for others"

"I no longer take life for granite"

Horny Texas idiots are funny...

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:56 pm

OCmike wrote:a friend of the OL's

Pic? :D

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:05 pm

pron wrote:
OCmike wrote:a friend of the OL's
Pic? :D

No doubt. I'm sure if Cinder can score here, his OL's girlfriend can book at least 3 trips to Niagara Falls.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:11 pm

pron wrote:
OCmike wrote:a friend of the OL's
Pic? :D

I'm here to please...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:06 pm

OCmike wrote:
pron wrote:
OCmike wrote:a friend of the OL's
Pic?
I'm here to please...

Holy shit.

Someone made the standard "pic" crack...

and you did it?

I'm going to have to put aside the fact that the chick is ugly*, and RACK you anyway.

* - Sin, not drunk yet