Move over Shawn Kemp.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:44 pm

Looks like tom brady has not 1 but 2 chicks knocked up. His ex is 3 months pregnant. His new flame. 2 months.

How the fukk do you explain that to them when they are 9 years old?

Nice job, tommy. I say you dump this one too, find another hottie and go for the hat trick!!!!!

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:49 pm

Maybe Tom will do the honorable thing and turn muzzie, drag them both off to saudi arabia and marry them both.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:28 pm

smackaholic wrote:Maybe Tom will do the honorable thing and turn muzzie, drag them both off to saudi arabia and marry them both.

Or he can always go to Arizona. Almost the same place, but a lot less morons wearing dishrags on their heads.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:17 pm

smackaholic wrote:Looks like tom brady has not 1 but 2 chicks knocked up. His ex is 3 months pregnant. His new flame. 2 months.

How the fukk do you explain that to them when they are 9 years old?

Nice job, tommy. I say you dump this one too, find another hottie and go for the hat trick!!!!!

Worked for me!

sin,

Willis McGahee
Fellow Bastard Factory and Greatest Running Back in the NFL

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:20 pm

I am a simple man, but I know that 14 > 2. 'Bode.

Sin,
S.K.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:17 pm

14, huh?

Nice.

Is that the number that Shawn admits to?

Does that put him in the lead for pro athlete bastard factories?

Wonder what the record is on quickest consecutive? Tom coming in at 1 month is pretty good....for a white boy.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:55 pm

Damn, the condom broke. Again. Sorry about that.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:00 pm

I've heard 14 from a handful of different sources, and it's the number I've heard most commonly, so it's the one I run with. I don't have a link or anything like that...

Best joke I've ever heard about him, though... SLAM magazine, when talking about his reporting to training camp overweight one year, said, "Sadly, the Rainman of old is gone forever. He's been replaced by a man who looks like he's been eating his illlegitmate children."

Nails.

the_ouskull

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:00 am

shawn kemp is the pride and joy of elkhart, indiana. he's also the career scoring leader in elkhart county. there are kids who wear his sonics jersey at home basketball games, mostly for the 14 kids he's fathered, not because he was any good at basketball, i'm sure.

he's the only one to have escaped this shithole and made a name for himself.

Voice of Reason · Post by **Voice of Reason** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:54 pm

R-Jack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:How the fukk do you explain that to them when they are 9 years old?
Simple,

"It was 2007, and I was Tom fucking Brady. Next question."

The great thing about that quote is that their Mom's can use it too, only by swapping two words.

"It was 2007, and I was fucking Tom Brady. Next question."

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:27 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:he's the only one to have escaped this shithole and made a name for himself.

He's made 14 names for himself.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:50 pm

Only 14 kids? Friggin' lightweight.

- Me

T1B

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