T1B

I'm intrigued by the Felix poster on this board and I did some research on the subject.

Post length:
I searched about 75 of Felix's old posts. Half of them are single sentences or shorter. The other half are typically lists of several half-length sentences and lots of ..........dots.........

Post content:
Almost no content at all. If a Felix post did not exist the thread would never notice. You could delete every Felix post on the board and every thread would still make total sense. His posts do not æffect discussions. They just... exist.
It's not that a post must be longer than one line to be valued. Some of Python's greatest posts are one-liners. The format just doesn't work for Felix. For whatever reason he just sucks at it.
One third of Felix posts have at least one emoticon. When you combine emoticons with bland one-line responses you get LoganFan and I don't think anyone wants that do they?

Another thought:

In a different thread I commented on Felix's quarterhorse sig picture. Immediately thereafter he changed the sig pic to a tin grasshopper/locust/cricket thing. Why?

Theory #1: I was right. Felix does suck and he realized that a photoshopped .gif of a horse running on two legs is lame. Get it? A horse with two legs is "lame". Bwaha! Dang I'm good.

Theory #2: Uhhhh crap. Dang it I had a second theory. Really I did. That lame horse joke was just too funny and now I can't remember it. When it comes back to me I'll post it.

So felix is in your dome.

We get it.

Rootbeer wrote: æffect

Definitely the real Rootbeer


... or maybe Dinsdale

Through a little bit of research I found some posts by Felix at trolls.net. Let's compare them to the posts here.

I'd say Monen and OE, though.

OE would kick your ass.....

sayin.....

In a thread from two weeks ago entitled 'Did T1B die?' Felix on 2-21-07 wrote: we have it in our bookmarks, trust me.

That place will be fucked raw in the ass with no lube in the coming weeks. We HATE that fucking board and every faggot that posts there individually. Fuck ...

In a thread from two weeks ago entitled 'Did T1B die?' Felix on 2-21-07 wrote: The only threads are about faggots and related topics. Nobody over there can smack and instead of trying they would rather just ban people. It really is sad that Dana let the ship sink over there. It ...

In a thread from two weeks ago entitled 'Did T1B die?' Felix on 2-21-07 wrote:as far as these jimrome message board parachute go, we have delivered on our promise to destroy the jimrome.com board, which we did, submitting webdog and his friends to death and then hostboard.com ...

hmmm... I wonder...

Rootbeer wrote:Another thought:

Immediately thereafter he changed the sig pic to a tin grasshopper/locust/cricket thing. Why?

it's a MORMON cricket .....


tell me, were you as uniformly unfunny before you "retired"......

bring back broken staple......

insofar as your "research" goes, your wrong on every one except the first.....

I'm starting to get a little nervous here what with you doing "research" (s'up info whore)

Felix wrote: it's a MORMON cricket .....

Oh humor. I get it.

tell me, were you as uniformly unfunny before you "retired"......

Nope. I used to recklessly unfunny.

bring back broken staple......

Can't be done.

insofar as your "research" goes, your wrong on every one except the first.....

Oh were those quotes then? I get it. I was looking there to see if you were as lousy a poster there as you are here. The first few posts were a definite yes and then I came across the "Kill T1B" posts and became intrigued. I'm big enough to admit an error. sorry about that. I haven't searched for posts before. I didn't realize that's the way they were displayed. It's also totally my fault for not remembering your penchant for quoting a post and dropping an emoticon in response. I should have assumed that everything in the search prior to a smilie or a string of ........ is not yours. My bad, my bad.

I'm starting to get a little nervous here what with you doing "research" (s'up info whore)

I normally allow the Magical Database to track info but recently it's been on the fritz.

Rootbeer wrote:I used to recklessly unfunny.

you still are.....

props on that i guess....

But you just said I was uniformly unfunny. Decide already. :felix:

[quote="Rootbeer"][/quote]

nice try on the troll job but frankly it's a big swing and a miss......

better luck next time......

Trots this fucking shit thread.

Mr T wrote:So felix is in your dome.

We get it.

...I second!...motion passed....eject rootbeer.

Felix wrote:

Rootbeer wrote:Another thought:

Immediately thereafter he changed the sig pic to a tin grasshopper/locust/cricket thing. Why?

it's a MORMON cricket .....


tell me, were you as uniformly unfunny before you "retired"......

bring back broken staple......

insofar as your "research" goes, your wrong on every one except the first.....

I'm starting to get a little nervous here what with you doing "research" (s'up info whore)

In order to keep his shiny deputy badge he has to appear to be doing something, ah deputical.

Or maybe eventually we'll all get meaningless stupid ANALytical threads like this one?

Mister Bushice wrote:

Or maybe eventually we'll all get meaningless stupid ANALytical threads like this one?

I hope your's goes better than this one....

as call-out threads go this one pretty much blows monkey testicles......

Felix wrote:as call-out threads go this one pretty much blows monkey testicles......

Agreed. Since one party replied with no smack whatsoever, save for "that's not smack."

Right up there with "IKYABWAI."


You're being PWN3D, in case you didn't notice, Felix. Might wanna try defending yourself, or throwing up the white flag(which you're in the process of already).

Dinsdale wrote: You're being PWN3D, in case you didn't notice, Felix. Might wanna try defending yourself, or throwing up the white flag(which you're in the process of already).

that's pretty much your stock and trade reply.....

no doubt in my mind exactly who this shit troll belongs to......
thanks for confirming it for me....

Felix wrote: that's pretty much your stock and trade reply.....

Only when inspired by a display of pussiness.

no doubt in my mind exactly who this shit troll belongs to......

Rootbeer?

Felix wrote: no doubt in my mind exactly who this shit troll belongs to......
thanks for confirming it for me....

Shit troll? Who the heck do you think you are? Of all people to make such a claim it shouldn't be you. You're a turd trying to pass judgment on the asshole squeezing you into a watery grave. On the way down you're cat calling and running your gimpy smack "ha ha look at you! Your job is cutting shit." Yeah well you ARE shit, Felix. And you're right. I'm cutting you. Plop. Flush. Gone. In ten minutes I won't even remember you ever existed. I don't know who you are. I don't know remember you from a few years ago so either you've recreated yourself into a shit troll because you were an even shittier poster or you're a newcomer who doesn't know jack shit. Either way this take is full of shit and you're soaking in it.

I'm not Dinsdale. I am my own self. My own poster. I take responsibility for what I post. This is the Real Rootbeer. If you don't believe me go screw yourself. I don't care what you think. I don't care what you think because most of the time you don't think. You just quote, emote, and submit. That's one heck of a legendary career, Felix. Hang your head high. A little higher. There you go I see a peanut floating just above the water. FLUSH!!!

Dinsdale wrote: Only when inspired by a display of pussiness.

this ain't my first time at the rodeo hoss.......

Felix wrote:this ain't my first time at the rodeo hoss.......

I never insinuated that you didn't look quite comfortable running around the place, playing the part of a clown.

On the contrary...

Rootbeer wrote:I searched about 75 of Felix's old posts.

Dinsdale wrote:
I never insinuated that you didn't look quite comfortable running around the place, playing the part of a clown.

On the contrary...

aiight, I'm gonna let you off easy instead of making you look like a colossal fucking dork....

see, the thing is I know Rootbeer.....goes back aways......

this ain't him.....sorry you had to find out this way......

you were saying something about a fucking clown.....

Felix wrote:see, the thing is I know Rootbeer.....goes back aways......

you were saying something about a fucking clown.....

Oh, OK.

I'll just "stand corrected" and see how this one plays out*.



* - Actually, I know how this plays out, but since you've so generously offered yourself up as fodder, I'll let it go, and leave you to your battle with the wannbe-Rooty-Troll™...since you know him, and all.



Laughing it up over here, Rootster. Nice little splash you've made. BTW-"ASKED" is always capitalized, as per ouskull bylaws.

Dinsdale wrote:
Oh, OK.

I'll just "stand corrected" and see how this one plays out*.

good call.....

I'd hate to see you looking more foolish than you already do.......

Felix,
What makes you think this isn't the real Rootbeer?

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Felix,
What makes you think this isn't the real Rootbeer?

like I say, the Frosty One and I go back aways....

this "rootbeer" didn't even acknowledge that fact.......

this is a verruh bad imitation.......

I was willing to play along til Dimbulb stepped in and fucked it up.....

Felix,
Just playing a little devils advocate here, so bear with me. It's been a while since he was a serious poster, but from my recollection he seems genuine. Do/did you know him off the boards or just on-line? If it was just an on-line thing, maybe he never liked you and has been plotting this for a while.

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Felix,
What makes you think this isn't the real Rootbeer?

The "real" rootbeer? Who gives a fuck?

Are you the real dumbass who posts as The Whistle is Screaming?

Don't you have some dicks to digest, or something?

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Do/did you know him off the boards or just on-line?

both.....

we shared a common interest......literary in nature......

War Wagon wrote:

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Felix,
What makes you think this isn't the real Rootbeer?

The "real" rootbeer? Who gives a fuck?

Are you the real dumbass who posts as The Whistle is Screaming?

Don't you have some dicks to digest, or something?

Was I talking to you bitch? Felix and I are having a conversation, it in no way requires your participation. Go find someone else to bother.

Felix wrote:

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Do/did you know him off the boards or just on-line?

both.....

we shared a common interest......literary in nature......

OK, gotcha. Why not drop a question in Ucant's quiz thread? It could make things more interesting.

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Felix and I are having a conversation...

Let's just hope that it doesn't involve chloroform.

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
OK, gotcha. Why not drop a question in Ucant's quiz thread? It could make things more interesting.

good idear......

War Wagon wrote:

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Felix and I are having a conversation...

Let's just hope that it doesn't involve chloroform.

oh BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

sincerely,

nobody