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If I could take a virtual shit, this board would resemble it after a long night of Busch Light and pickled sausages. And not the pickled sausages you reacharounds cram down each others throats.

IndyGunClown wrote:Ooooooo...

A sticky thread about bringing "Fresh Smack"!

Here is an idea. How about all of you let go of this shit and grow the fuck up.

Disagree? I suggest you go fucking kill yourselves.

IndyGunClown wrote:If I could take a virtual shit, this board would resemble it after a long night of Busch Light and pickled sausages. And not the pickled sausages you reacharounds cram down each others throats.

2 posts and you've screwed yourself into a corner, this may be some type of record. Why don't you try again with a new nic, we'll try and forget this attempt even happened.

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:

IndyGunClown wrote:Ooooooo...

A sticky thread about bringing "Fresh Smack"!

Here is an idea. How about all of you let go of this shit and grow the fuck up.

Disagree? I suggest you go fucking kill yourselves.

IndyGunClown wrote:If I could take a virtual shit, this board would resemble it after a long night of Busch Light and pickled sausages. And not the pickled sausages you reacharounds cram down each others throats.

2 posts and you've screwed yourself into a corner, this may be some type of record. Why don't you try again with a new nic, we'll try and forget this attempt even happened.

But I wanted you to like me, cuz you guys fucking rock!

Lets make up over a board raid. I bet we could earn us some serious "e" cred.

I wish I could hire a bear to randomly fucking maul you guys till this shitfest is over. Youre all like feathered haired REO Speedwagon faggots of the internet.

8 shitty posts in 45 minutes...

Wow.

If you put in an 8 hour "work" day, that extrapolates to about 85 shitty posts. Keep up the "good work", Indycent Buttsprayer....

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I can count!

You certainly can, soon you'll be a Super Duper Pooper with your very own Potty Time Bear.

IndyGunClown wrote:If I could take a virtual shit, this board would resemble it after a long night of Busch Light and pickled sausages. And not the pickled sausages you reacharounds cram down each others throats.

fuck yeah!!! this guy gets it. wanna go on the US ass beating tour with me? You can ride next to me on the bus and we'll train by arm wrestling the whole time. let's jack these fuckers up!

IndyGunClown wrote:You certainly can, soon you'll be a Super Duper Pooper with your very own Potty Time Bear.

I bet that bear loves books, amongst other things.

Go FUCK yourself "Dad"

NoCal's Unborn Child wrote:Go FUCK yourself "Dad"

Doc, please dont pull the plug. I know Cuda is in a coma, but I swear there is a chance that he may come up w/ something original or funny. Yes, I know its been 10 years that have went by w/out a sign of life, but I swear he's got it in him to pull through this.

IndyGunClown wrote:If I could take a virtual shit......

Isn't that what you do every time you press "submit"?

IndyGunClown wrote:If I could take a virtual shit,

I would shit on myspace or google.

That way everyone who went to those sites would be like WTF is with the shit on the page. And then I would have all kinds of bode and stuff and become CZAR of the Internet. Bow before me bitches is what I would say and they would all be like bowing and shit....

Its fun to imagine.

Sirfindafold wrote:

IndyGunClown wrote:If I could take a virtual shit......

Isn't that what you do every time you press "submit"?

I bet it took you literally 2 minutes to come up w/ this comeback.

In a thread describing the posts on this board as shit. Fuck, just copy and paste my post next time and save yourself the trouble. Better yet stick to "Go fuck yourself"

Soooo....Indy...how's the new job going? Still get free national wireless internet? That's cool, that's cool. How's the fam doing?

You still a giant douche?

Well, later.

Oh, and one other question. Where exactly did you fall in the rotation of the the losers NoCal banged at the trollstop? 3rd? 6th? 22nd? Jaysus, did she at least clean up a bit, or was it like dropping your junk into the shallow end of the pool?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Oh, and one other question. Where exactly did you fall in the rotation of the the losers NoCal banged at the trollstop? 3rd? 6th? 22nd? Jaysus, did she at least clean up a bit, or was it like dropping your junk into the shallow end of the pool?

You talking about Russ' girlfriend?

Justa Heel wrote:
You talking about Russ' girlfriend?

You are the shittiest of the shit trolls. That takes effort too, considering the cast here.

And no, I'm not a Russ homer either.

IndyGunClown wrote: Youre all like feathered haired REO Speedwagon faggots of the internet.

I'm sorry guys, but I totally love this quote.


as you were.

I'm not a Russ homer

sin, NoCal on the prowl, ere settling into dual indecencies

OTST wrote:

Justa Heel wrote:
You talking about Russ' girlfriend?

You are the shittiest of the shit trolls. That takes effort too, considering the cast here.

And no, I'm not a Russ homer either.

These fuckers still laugh at Jay Leno jokes about Monika Lewinsky. These fuckers are slow.

MGO:

Salem, OR atm. Where are you at? What me to come meet you on my continued US tour to scream in your face and tell you how much you fucking suck for having Tom Cruise in your avatar? Dont give me the shit it isnt Tom Cruise either, you jerked it to his tighty wightys till you had callouses on your dick. mvscal was royally pissed that week and posted an extra "ni.. ger" that week.

You dumbfucks need to get past the Breakfast Club.

IndyGunClown wrote:

NoCal's Unborn Child wrote:Go FUCK yourself "Dad"

Doc, please dont pull the plug. I know Cuda is in a coma, but I swear there is a chance that he may come up w/ something original or funny. Yes, I know its been 10 years that have went by w/out a sign of life, but I swear he's got it in him to pull through this.

First of all pops who the hell is Cuda?

Secondly everybody knows that the guy in MGO's av is the partner of Michael J Fox in Teenwolf.

Like I said "Go Fuck Yourself".

IndyGunClown wrote:Dont give me the shit it isnt Tom Cruise either

I won't, because it isn't up for "debate," dumbfuck. Facts are facts.

NoCal's Unborn Child wrote:

First of all pops who the hell is Cuda?

Secondly everybody knows that the guy in MGO's av is the partner of Michael J Fox in Teenwolf.

Like I said "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get over here, you little fucker! Take this! *POKE* *POKE* *POKE*

coat hanger wrote:

NoCal's Unborn Child wrote:

First of all pops who the hell is Cuda?

Secondly everybody knows that the guy in MGO's av is the partner of Michael J Fox in Teenwolf.

Like I said "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get over here, you little fucker! Take this! *POKE* *POKE* *POKE*

Couldn't get the job done the first time so now your back for more? The seagulls are going to bend you into a pretzel you old metal bastard.

OTST wrote:

Justa Heel wrote:
You talking about Russ' girlfriend?

You are the shittiest of the shit trolls. That takes effort too, considering the cast here.

And no, I'm not a Russ homer either.

Thanks, 88.

If I was as ugly as you I'd easily melt, too.

NoCal's Unborn Child wrote: Couldn't get the job done the first time so now your back for more? The seagulls are going to bend you into a pretzel you old metal bastard.

Just doing my part to keep down the sloped forehead population. This planet needs the offspring of NoCal and FubuClown about as much as needs an Inkydave/Cinder baby.

Now stop moving so much or NoCal's acidic pussy is going to eat through my waxy coating!

*JAB* *JAB* *JAB*

coat hanger wrote:

NoCal's Unborn Child wrote: Couldn't get the job done the first time so now your back for more? The seagulls are going to bend you into a pretzel you old metal bastard.

Just doing my part to keep down the sloped forehead population. This planet needs the offspring of NoCal and FubuClown about as much as needs an Inkydave/Cinder baby.

Now stop moving so much or NoCal's acidic pussy is going to eat through my waxy coating!

*JAB* *JAB* *JAB*

You obviously have not been following along. I was aborted a few years ago. I live at the landfill and survive on regurgitated food given to me by my seagull family. If your trying to abort me from my mommy then that ho must have gotten knocked up again. No suprise really. What a whore. :brad: