T1B

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:04 pm**

*Yawn*

Nobody. Fucking. Cares.

Instead of coming up with new helmets in 'I give up' White and lame ass gimmicky faggot powder blue uni's, they should give that coin to the fucking city after San Diego lost money this past year AGAIN due to them.

This city deserves better than the current shitbag owner and team.

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:10 pm**

e wrote:as does oakland

That city has a championship and a rich team history from thier investment.

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:24 pm**

Until the Chargers come out with a uniform that has its own *choke chord* around the collar and an 800# to a therapy hotline instead of the Bolt on the side of helmet... color me
unimpressed.

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:31 pm**

e wrote:as does oakland

^^^ Never been to Oakland.

Oakland deserves to be used as a prop in a particularly violent episode of 24. Fayed would be given the Medal of Honor if he nuked Oakland. And if he missed and hit Vallejo instead, he would achieve sainthood.

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:11 pm**

Always a fan of the classic throwback uni's, thought SD should have kept the numbers on the helmet.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:50 am**

I too am a fan of the powder blue jerseys...any variation is good enough for me.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:36 pm**

The Chargers throwbacks are sweet.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:44 pm**

The Raiders don't change their uni's.

Like women feel a need to change their 'look' at the drop of a hat, fag teams feel a need to change uni's.

Cunts.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:51 pm**

poptart wrote:The Raiders don't change their uni's.

Like women feel a need to change their 'look' at the drop of a hat, fag teams feel a need to change uni's.

Cunts.

Fucking RACK

Truly shocking that the fanbase whose logo and 'cocksmoker creamsicle' colors were the very definition of utter faggotry for decades would dig this weak assed lame shit.....

Cunts.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:52 pm**

poptart wrote:The Raiders don't change their uni's.

True, they leave the gay shit to their fans.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:04 pm**

BSmack wrote:
True, they leave the gay shit to their fans.

Unlike the steelers, who leave the gay shit to thier starting QB's.

Whats funnier, the fact that steeler fan puffed the corn riddled meat hammer of Kordell for so many years-or that Bri would get his head kicked the fuck in within 2 minutes of calling the above picture of said Raiderfan 'gay'.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:09 pm**

They'd sniff his pansy ass out REAL quick.

Our Bri' would be reliving his 'smear the queer' days all over again.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:08 pm**

This just in:

The Raiders are in the tank.

The Chargers have cool new uniforms in addition to a cool new record.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:28 pm**

Raydah James wrote:
BSmack wrote:True, they leave the gay shit to their fans.
Unlike the steelers, who leave the gay shit to thier starting QB's.

Whats funnier, the fact that steeler fan puffed the corn riddled meat hammer of Kordell for so many years-or that Bri would get his head kicked the fuck in within 2 minutes of calling the above picture of said Raiderfan 'gay'.

No, what's funnier is you thinking a dork who would dress like that in a public place would be a threat to ANYBODY.

BTW: Which franchise is located in the "Bay Area" and which one is not?

Yea, that's what I fucking thought. Methinks the fag doth protest too much.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:50 pm**

BSmack wrote:
No, what's funnier is you thinking a dork who would dress like that in a public place would be a threat to ANYBODY.

You really think you'd ever be able to stroll into McAfee flying the wrong colors, let alone gathering up enough courage to run your ballsack shelf to any Raiderfan without getting your faggot bitch ass pummeled for it?

Fuck you and your entire pussy assed fanbase.

Trev, you forgot "cool" new head coach complete with Jack Tripper as Offensive Coordinator:

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:11 pm**

Bri, I have been to a few Raider games and that "dork" would absolutely kick your teeth in and then take your wife with no remorse. You can go ahead and pretend like Raider fan is a joke, but until you actually go to a game in Oakland and test the waters, your opinion means absolutely nothing.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:15 pm**

BSmack wrote:Which franchise is located in the "Bay Area" and which one is not?

The qb-center exchange is about the gayest looking thing in all of sports. However... Kordell took this to a whole new level when he tried humping dude and juggling his nuts instead of concentrating on the task at hand. Pittsburgh is the epitome of football faggotry. You running gay smack is akin to JTR calling Robert DeNiro a failure as an actor...

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:40 pm**

Raydah James wrote:ballsack shelf

^^^ has an inexhaustible supply of homosmack, one must admit.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:45 pm**

DallasFanatic wrote:Bri, I have been to a few Raider games and that "dork" would absolutely kick your teeth in and then take your wife with no remorse. You can go ahead and pretend like Raider fan is a joke, but until you actually go to a game in Oakland and test the waters, your opinion means absolutely nothing.

So what you're saying is the normally mild mannered accountant gets all tough when he's surrounded by 25,000* other equally dorky losers dressed in Rob Halford style bondage gear? I can understand that. But don't mistake bravery in numbers for being "tough".

* 25,000 being a liberal estimate of actual attendance at Raiders home games.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:36 pm**

BSmack wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:Bri, I have been to a few Raider games and that "dork" would absolutely kick your teeth in and then take your wife with no remorse. You can go ahead and pretend like Raider fan is a joke, but until you actually go to a game in Oakland and test the waters, your opinion means absolutely nothing.
So what you're saying is the normally mild mannered accountant gets all tough when he's surrounded by 25,000* other equally dorky losers dressed in Rob Halford style bondage gear? I can understand that. But don't mistake bravery in numbers for being "tough".

* 25,000 being a liberal estimate of actual attendance at Raiders home games.

How bout this Bri. Your big bad ass stroll to a Steelers-Oakland game in Oakland. Heck, I'll even get you the tickets when it happens. Let's just see how well you make out with the 25000 dorks in attendance. Keep in mind, that 99% of those who dress up as darth vader are not your accountants. They are the die hard fans who spend their entire paychecks on a ticket. They may not make an honest living but they will kick your ass if you sport other teams gear.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:55 pm**

RACK DF

What team's coach cried like a cornchute punctured fucking fairy to the media about the Raiders being a "criminal element" again?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Pittsburgh is the epitome of football faggotry

Couldnt have said it better myself.

It doesnt shock me in the least that the team sporting 3 differently colored puckered stars after various states of dick sheathings on thier helmets are the 'fag friendliest' squad in the NFL-I mean, the only question left is what preseason game Ryan Seacrest will make his WR debut in.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:40 pm**

DallasFanatic wrote:How bout this Bri. Your big bad ass stroll to a Steelers-Oakland game in Oakland. Heck, I'll even get you the tickets when it happens. Let's just see how well you make out with the 25000 dorks in attendance. Keep in mind, that 99% of those who dress up as darth vader are not your accountants. They are the die hard fans who spend their entire paychecks on a ticket. They may not make an honest living but they will kick your ass if you sport other teams gear.

These guys made it to the FRONT ROW.

Now if you're talking about Philly, Boston, Cleveland or New York...

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:54 pm**

BSmack wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:How bout this Bri. Your big bad ass stroll to a Steelers-Oakland game in Oakland. Heck, I'll even get you the tickets when it happens. Let's just see how well you make out with the 25000 dorks in attendance. Keep in mind, that 99% of those who dress up as darth vader are not your accountants. They are the die hard fans who spend their entire paychecks on a ticket. They may not make an honest living but they will kick your ass if you sport other teams gear.
These guys made it to the FRONT ROW.

I'll guarantee they didnt fucking stay there.

Not only that, but billy joe and life partner didnt make a fucking peep the whole 2 seconds they were in that area before the game started.

I sat in the front row of the black hole last season for a few games-one of them was the last home game vs. the chiefs in Decemeber, and even in the parking lot the 5 chieffans that showed didnt make a fucking peep and were getting tons of shit talked to them at every turn.

Inside the stadium, its a hundred times worse. There were even a few chief chicks who got thier asses beat the fuck down by Raider Chica's about 17 rows back for running thier fucking mouths.

In L.A; it was just as bad if not worse.

Dallasfanatic wrote:until you actually go to a game in Oakland and test the waters, your opinion means absolutely nothing.

Exactly.

To this day, I still wonder why an opposing fan would basically pay for an assbeating/nonstop ridicule/beers and food upside thier head by showing up at our house come Sunday.............

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:56 pm**

BSmack wrote:
These guys made it to the FRONT ROW.

Bwa!

Nice find.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:06 pm**

Now if you're talking about Philly, Boston, Cleveland or New York...

Pussies. All of 'Em.

I dont where the mentality was derived from, but to say any of the above cities is rougher on thier opponents than fucking Oakland or L.A. of all places is pure stupidity at its finest.

Shit, 2 of those cities you named are tourist spots that people fucking go to all the time.

Nobody goes to Oakland on purpose unless they're a Raiderfan.

Gangbanger central up in that bitch......................and the same goes for the Colliseum in south central L.A.

If you dont like the Raiders, and you're in fucking Oaktown-you're lost. Period.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:18 pm**

War Wagon wrote:

I recognize that photographer. Here's some more of his work:

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:35 pm**

BSmack wrote:

I'd say all those accountants made a wonderful Sunday transformation. Accountant to: ex-con, welder, 7-11 clerk, welfare mom, tow truck driver, gang banger.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:17 pm**

Raydah James wrote:
Now if you're talking about Philly, Boston, Cleveland or New York...
Pussies. All of 'Em.

I dont where the mentality was derived from, but to say any of the above cities is rougher on thier opponents than fucking Oakland or L.A. of all places is pure stupidity at its finest.

At least those cities sell out their games. The Raiders have a season ticket base of 30,000 and have been a fixture at the bottom of the league's attendance rankings. There's some real loyal fans you guys have got. I guess that explains how Chiefs fans were able to score prime ducats.

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:13 am**

Raydah James wrote: I'll guarantee they didnt fucking stay there.

Not only that, but billy joe and life partner didnt make a fucking peep the whole 2 seconds they were in that area before the game started.

Yeah, they looked real intimidated....

"We drank your beer, we ate your nachos, and if there had been a decent looking skank in that shithole, we'd have fucked it."

I sat in the front row of the black hole last season for a few games-one of them was the last home game vs. the chiefs in Decemeber, and even in the parking lot the 5 chieffans that showed didnt make a fucking peep and were getting tons of shit talked to them at every turn.

Sorta' like you talk shit on a message board?

Scary stuff, that. "Fear us, we talk tons of shit"

Btw, KC won that game to make it like 27 out of the last 30. Just what were you talking "shit" about?

Inside the stadium, its a hundred times worse. There were even a few chief chicks who got thier asses beat the fuck down by Raider Chica's about 17 rows back for running thier fucking mouths.

Are you sure those "Chica's" weren't guys dressed up as girls? I'd find that more believable.

To this day, I still wonder why an opposing fan would basically pay for an assbeating/nonstop ridicule/beers and food upside thier head by showing up at our house come Sunday.............

To this day, I laugh at the stereotype that some 'duh fans try to create when it just makes them look foolish.

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:44 am**

Whitey's 110 pound pussy ass acting like an internet tough guy after downing half a case of miller lite yet again.....who would've thunk it.

Fucking old dork.

Like DF said, unless you've been there-shut the fuck up.

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:15 am**

Raydah James wrote: Like DF said, unless you've been there-shut the fuck up.

Like DF said? Calling for reinforcement so soon?

DF is smarter than you, so he probably will "STFU".

Unlike you, some know when to wave the white flag. I doubt that you'll ever get this axiom.

Dumbass, you're the one who needs to shut the fuck up. Get on with your badass self.

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:20 am**

War Wagon wrote: Dumbass, you're the one who needs to shut the fuck up. Get on with you're bad self.

Oops.

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:33 am**

Oops, what?

Shaddup.

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:08 am**

e wrote:
poptart wrote:The Raiders don't change their uni's.
except for the fact that they're on their third uniform

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oakland_Ra ... d_uniforms

The Raiders made only very minor alterations to it's uni's shortly after Davis took over ownership, and they have made NO changes at all since before I sprouted my first pube ..... over 35 yrs ago.

They won't be changing the uni's 'til after Al gives it up.
You can take that to the bank.

Wagon would serve as a nice toothpick for the Black Hole Faithful.

That's about it.

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:25 pm**

Raydah James wrote:Nobody goes to Oakland on purpose...

RACK!

My company actually has an office in Oakland... I swear to Christ, I have the flu that month if I am ever asked to go there. I don't care if it's supposed to be sub-zero weather here in Boston and we're facing the prospect of getting 8 feet of snow. I'll pass...

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:34 pm**

I think it's about time we reset "Raiders Fans In the Mist".

http://thehaternation.blogspot.com/2004 ... -mist.html

To really understand Raiders fans, you must first distinguish between the Oakland Raiders fans and Los Angeles Raiders fans. Oakland fans are the cartoon characters that show up at games wearing their Halloween costumes. A creative bunch, they are led by Darth Raider, Pharaoh Raider, Gladi-Raider, and their minions.

Although this group looks gruesome, it is actually a fairly harmless bunch of frustrated accountants who lead such mundane real lives that to dress up for a professional football game rates as the highlight of their weekends. Darth Raider is likely some middle-manager in Chandler Bing's field--meaning nobody knows what he does for a living. The helmet-less Darth Raider must wake up each morning, put on his white shirt and tie, then drive his Ford Focus in rush-hour traffic cursing his life.

But he is Darth Freaking Raider come Sunday.

Los Angeles fans are some of the most dangerous people on Earth. One Los Angeles fan admitted that he was late leaving for Arizona because he had to pick up his mother in Chino ... Prison. She was the most respectable one in the bunch. She looked like the Church Lady compared to the rest of the face-painting, fight seeking, foul-mouthed fans who pounded a six-pack for breakfast and garnished their bloody Mary with pepper spray.

And that is just the children. One of the kids walked around Tempe with a sign that said, "My first Raiders game." He stabbed his first Cardinals fan in the second quarter.

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:25 pm**

orcinus wrote:
War Wagon wrote: Dumbass, you're the one who needs to shut the fuck up. Get on with you're bad self.
Oops.

BSmack wrote: To really understand Raiders fans, you must first distinguish between the Oakland Raiders fans and Los Angeles Raiders fans. Oakland fans are the cartoon characters that show up at games wearing their Halloween costumes. A creative bunch, they are led by Darth Raider, Pharaoh Raider, Gladi-Raider, and their minions.

Although this group looks gruesome, it is actually a fairly harmless bunch of frustrated accountants who lead such mundane real lives that to dress up for a professional football game rates as the highlight of their weekends. Darth Raider is likely some middle-manager in Chandler Bing's field--meaning nobody knows what he does for a living. The helmet-less Darth Raider must wake up each morning, put on his white shirt and tie, then drive his Ford Focus in rush-hour traffic cursing his life.

But he is Darth Freaking Raider come Sunday.

The gangbangers at the games (some of whom I talked to during a few tailgates) were just a figment of my imagination then, huh?

They are there in numbers, believe me.

Los Angeles fans are some of the most dangerous people on Earth. One Los Angeles fan admitted that he was late leaving for Arizona because he had to pick up his mother in Chino ... Prison. She was the most respectable one in the bunch. She looked like the Church Lady compared to the rest of the face-painting, fight seeking, foul-mouthed fans who pounded a six-pack for breakfast and garnished their bloody Mary with pepper spray.

And that is just the children. One of the kids walked around Tempe with a sign that said, "My first Raiders game." He stabbed his first Cardinals fan in the second quarter.

RACK.

I really miss seeing Raidergames in my Hometown..........*tips a 40*

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:45 pm**

Raydah James wrote:
BSmack wrote:To really understand Raiders fans, you must first distinguish between the Oakland Raiders fans and Los Angeles Raiders fans. Oakland fans are the cartoon characters that show up at games wearing their Halloween costumes. A creative bunch, they are led by Darth Raider, Pharaoh Raider, Gladi-Raider, and their minions.

Although this group looks gruesome, it is actually a fairly harmless bunch of frustrated accountants who lead such mundane real lives that to dress up for a professional football game rates as the highlight of their weekends. Darth Raider is likely some middle-manager in Chandler Bing's field--meaning nobody knows what he does for a living. The helmet-less Darth Raider must wake up each morning, put on his white shirt and tie, then drive his Ford Focus in rush-hour traffic cursing his life.

But he is Darth Freaking Raider come Sunday.
The gangbangers at the games (some of whom I talked to during a few tailgates) were just a figment of my imagination then, huh?

They are there in numbers, believe me.

There are thugs at every game. Even the Buffalo Bills have fans who would beat down a man in front of his pregnant wife*. In fact, I can't recall going to a Bills game and NOT seeing a fight. Well, except for the Steelers game I went to at "The Ralph". Billsfan was pretty well scared into submission by the 35,000 or so Steelers faithful who descended upon Orchard Park.

My point is that the kind of guy who dresses like a reject from a Max Max movie and who has shelled out thousands for a PSL and season tickets is not the same as some do-rag wearing gangbanging homie. He's not a thug. He's a guy who lives out his own personal "Wild Hogs" fantasy 8 Sundays a year.

http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/you-stay ... 211852.php

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:01 pm**

DallasFanatic wrote:Bri, I have been to a few Raider games and that "dork" would absolutely kick your teeth in and then take your wife with no remorse. You can go ahead and pretend like Raider fan is a joke, but until you actually go to a game in Oakland and test the waters, your opinion means absolutely nothing.

...been there, done that!.... I wore my Charger gear right in to the pisser at McAfee. It took 6-8 of those macho Raiduh pussies to Pearl Harbor me from behind and knock my cap in the trough. When I turned around not one single wimp stepped to the front, they just stood there like the mindless profligates they are.

DF, since I've tested the waters (and it's well documented), I 'm assuming my opinion has some merit! Half those beasts under all that barbed wired, spikes, and skulls are freeking women. True they could probably scare the hell outta most people if they unmasked, but Raiduhfreak as a whole........one on one are not gonna throw a scare into too many. Just come to a game in San Diego, they get their ass kicked on the field and in the stands on a regular basis. Now that's the troof.

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:34 pm**

ChargerMike wrote: Just come to a game in San Diego, they get their ass kicked on the field and in the stands on a regular basis. Now that's the troof.

I laughed.

Its quite the opposite, and i've had to save a couple of friends from getting beat down quite a few times in the past.

L.A. Raiderfan is the one who makes the trip to Queercom yearly, and 75% of that fucking stadium is Silver and Black. Countless times I have seen Chargette tards beat down in the parking lot. Countless.

Best part? most of the time its chargerdunce who makes the first remark and ends up spitting teeth out for it.

In fact, I couldnt name another team whose season ticket holding fans publicly sell their fucking tickets for that game out of pure fear.

Pussies.

The last 4 years, the city of san diego has caught on and now send thier entire PD to regulate the games yearly, so shit has calmed down some. Still, walk anywhere and in the parking lot and you'll catch a Dolttard or 20 getting thier skulled caved in.

Back in the day, The Collisuem was absolutely fucking nuts when my parents would take me to games growing up. Total fucking Anarchy. At any given moment, you could easily point to 15-25 fights going on around the stadium. The parking lot was no better.

It was a fucking blast and a half though......especially if you were a Raiderfan. :wink:

Honestly, Its not quite as bad in Oakland, but still fucking rough as hell to any and all opposing team backers. IMHO, i'd say the fight ratio is about 60% of what L.A. was.

T1B

new charger unis