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This category is actually kind of tough to really explain the rules. "Respected" and "never" are rather ambiguous and interpretive. With that being said, I'll leave it open to discussion.

My selection, however, is Cuda. I've seen him around for years. For the life of me, I don't remember any original thoughts or takes he shared here or on other boards by actually "starting" a thread. Ya, I know, most of you cats think that snipers are where the shit is at. However, with every sniper hit he registers, there are probably 20 shots that the tower announces as "lost."

Anyway, the pancake avatar is unfunny to me, to. I wish I had more ammo, but I've honestly scrolled past his posts so many times that I really don't have a feel for which angle of his sucky retardedness I could possibly attack.

Other than Cuda, what respected posters do you feel really suck?

Everyone loves Cicero, but I just don't get it. Dude is dumber than ovaries on Rosie O'Donnell, he's fouled the board with his idiotic pics, and he's a Floridian, to boot.

Cicero's run baffles me.

BTW, there was a party in my dome when Duke took a 1st round dive. It's football season for Sissyroux.

SaladTosser wrote:
Other than Cuda, what respected posters do you feel really suck?

No one else even come close.

I have an insurmountable lead and absolute bode in that department.

Cuda wrote:

SaladTosser wrote:
Other than Cuda, what respected posters do you feel really suck?

No one else even come close.

I have an insurmountable lead and absolute bode in that department.

Yeh, seriously. You fucking suck at a stupid fucking concept.

Feel free to cut and paste your response from below, you intellectually lazy fuck:

A. Go fuck yourself
B. Go jerk off w/ a cheese grater
C. FUK OFF AND DIE!
D. Use one of your tired IndyClown trolls that no one ever laughed at past post #1

e wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:Everyone loves Cicero

link?

http://www.stucknut.com/locker/files/an ... erofnl.jpg

every single one of the reindeer

Talentless as I apparently am, if there's one poster who I can't figure out why he posts, it's Indybitch.

The only thing I can come up with is that he was one of those kids nobody liked in 2nd grade. Not even his parents liked him, and why would they? When Indy figured out he wasn't going to get positive attetion by being liked, he'd at least get some negative attention by being a fucked-up loser- an obnoxious, shit-eating, shit-preferring, snorting-pig ass-bite, who everyone at his 20th high school reunion said he hadn't changed a bit; he was still the odius, pustuled dick-scab they'd known him as since 2nd grade.

Cuda wrote:Talentless as I apparently am, if there's one poster who I can't figure out why he posts, it's Indybitch.

The only thing I can come up with is that he was one of those kids nobody liked in 2nd grade. Not even his parents liked him, and why would they? When Indy figured out he wasn't going to get positive attetion by being liked, he'd at least get some negative attention by being a fucked-up loser- an obnoxious, shit-eating, shit-preferring, snorting-pig ass-bite, who everyone at his 20th high school reunion said he hadn't changed a bit; he was still the odius, pustuled dick-scab they'd known him as since 2nd grade.

When you discuss parents and kids in 2nd grade on your little attempt at smack, you mention a group of people that generally its good for everyone socially to get along w/ in some form.

How the fuck you ever thought this board was a part of societal norm, blows my fucking mind. You are posting an a board created for insulting others. Which you cant fucking do.

%99.9999999 of people dont want to do a hobby this retarded. This is a beaten horse concept that you "can't let go of high school" faggots should have left when the rest of us left.

Cuda wrote:

SaladTosser wrote:
Other than Cuda, what respected posters do you feel really suck?

No one else even come close.

I have an insurmountable lead and absolute bode in that department.

Actually, this was a little bit funny.

Please disregard this thread. Cuda, I'm sorry. I don't know why I chose you as the target of this piece of shit idea. I probably suck more than you anyway. Once again, my apologies. This was horrible misuse of the internet.

SaladTosser wrote:This was horrible misuse of the internet.

Come party with us and forget your troubles.

Sin,

e wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:

e wrote: link?

http://www.stucknut.com/locker/files/an ... erofnl.jpg

rack

I second that...

RadioFan wrote:

SaladTosser wrote:This was horrible misuse of the internet.

Come party with us and forget your troubles.

Sin,

Never. Gets. Old.

For my money, one of the most fabulous "This will be funny ................ oh, shit .............. reversed" ideas I've seen posted on these boards. Ever.

I've never said "Oh Shit." It has been used and misused as I had thought. I had figured everyone would do what they did w/ it. I just didnt care.

Funny that PSU picked me b/c when I saw the thread title the first person I thought of was him. He's vastly overrated. I've never laughed at anything he has typed and he doesnt even wipe his ass. I think he's a NE snob and most of his forum and thread ideas bomb.

never found moorese funny.

gut wrenching nut blasting head splitting genius printing every story out hilarious is more like it.

some people like python, but i think hes a faggot.

Cicero wrote:I've never said "Oh Shit." It has been used and misused as I had thought. I had figured everyone would do what they did w/ it. I just didnt care.

Funny that PSU picked me b/c when I saw the thread title the first person I thought of was him. He's vastly overrated. I've never laughed at anything he has typed and he doesnt even wipe his ass. I think he's a NE snob and most of his forum and thread ideas bomb.

You have Stewy from Family Guy in your avatar. You fucking suck as a critique of whats funny. Anyone who likes Family Guy enough to put Stewy in their avatar is a brain dead moron that I could make laugh if a slapped together a marketed framework of jokes stolen from the Simpsons.

You do know Family Guy has a framework dont you? They literally have a template for jokes before they write them. They have the multiple flashbacks of nonsense, they have the repetitious gag thats not funny at first, but is funny after the 10th time. They have the "offensive joke", etc. every episode. Seth McFarlane watched the Simpsons and found what ideas were funniest and packaged that. It stays safe and does nothing w/ originallity.

Watch an episode of the Simpsons, they bag on that show for this reason. You are a marketed brain dead fuck who has never been funny. Thats the reason your buddy or you is wearing "Cameron Crazies" and golf hats. Cuz you fucking suck.

Edit: Seriously, I thought Golf hats went out of style in 1998, guess not.

Cicero wrote:I've never said "Oh Shit." It has been used and misused as I had thought. I had figured everyone would do what they did w/ it. I just didnt care.

Funny that PSU picked me b/c when I saw the thread title the first person I thought of was him. He's vastly overrated. I've never laughed at anything he has typed and he doesnt even wipe his ass. I think he's a NE snob and most of his forum and thread ideas bomb.

Any other evaluation from you would come as a brutal disappointment...

IndyGunClown wrote:

Cuda wrote:Talentless as I apparently am, if there's one poster who I can't figure out why he posts, it's Indybitch.

The only thing I can come up with is that he was one of those kids nobody liked in 2nd grade. Not even his parents liked him, and why would they? When Indy figured out he wasn't going to get positive attetion by being liked, he'd at least get some negative attention by being a fucked-up loser- an obnoxious, shit-eating, shit-preferring, snorting-pig ass-bite, who everyone at his 20th high school reunion said he hadn't changed a bit; he was still the odius, pustuled dick-scab they'd known him as since 2nd grade.

When you discuss parents and kids in 2nd grade on your little attempt at smack, you mention a group of people that generally its good for everyone socially to get along w/ in some form.

How the fuck you ever thought this board was a part of societal norm, blows my fucking mind. You are posting an a board created for insulting others. Which you cant fucking do.

%99.9999999 of people dont want to do a hobby this retarded. This is a beaten horse concept that you "can't let go of high school" faggots should have left when the rest of us left.

See. This is what I was talking about.

How the fuck do you get "can't let go of high school" from " everybody you've ever known as far back as 2nd grade thinks you're a shitbag"? You have to actually have a grasp f something in the first place in order to be unable to let go, and it's pretty obvious things like schooling have eluded your grasp since you were 7 years old- or if you want to include ALL of your 2nd grade career- since you were 12.

Cuda wrote:

IndyGunClown wrote:

Cuda wrote:Talentless as I apparently am, if there's one poster who I can't figure out why he posts, it's Indybitch.

The only thing I can come up with is that he was one of those kids nobody liked in 2nd grade. Not even his parents liked him, and why would they? When Indy figured out he wasn't going to get positive attetion by being liked, he'd at least get some negative attention by being a fucked-up loser- an obnoxious, shit-eating, shit-preferring, snorting-pig ass-bite, who everyone at his 20th high school reunion said he hadn't changed a bit; he was still the odius, pustuled dick-scab they'd known him as since 2nd grade.

When you discuss parents and kids in 2nd grade on your little attempt at smack, you mention a group of people that generally its good for everyone socially to get along w/ in some form.

How the fuck you ever thought this board was a part of societal norm, blows my fucking mind. You are posting an a board created for insulting others. Which you cant fucking do.

%99.9999999 of people dont want to do a hobby this retarded. This is a beaten horse concept that you "can't let go of high school" faggots should have left when the rest of us left.

See. This is what I was talking about.

How the fuck do you get "can't let go of high school" from " everybody you've ever known as far back as 2nd grade thinks you're a shitbag"? You have to actually have a grasp f something in the first place in order to be unable to let go, and it's pretty obvious things like schooling have eluded your grasp since you were 7 years old- or if you want to include ALL of your 2nd grade career- since you were 12.

WTF does any of that even mean? ST was right. You are unfunny and unreadable. Just a mumbling gimp that everyone likes to keep around to make them feel better about themselves. Off yourself.

Cuda wrote:

IndyGunClown wrote:

Cuda wrote:Talentless as I apparently am, if there's one poster who I can't figure out why he posts, it's Indybitch.

The only thing I can come up with is that he was one of those kids nobody liked in 2nd grade. Not even his parents liked him, and why would they? When Indy figured out he wasn't going to get positive attetion by being liked, he'd at least get some negative attention by being a fucked-up loser- an obnoxious, shit-eating, shit-preferring, snorting-pig ass-bite, who everyone at his 20th high school reunion said he hadn't changed a bit; he was still the odius, pustuled dick-scab they'd known him as since 2nd grade.

When you discuss parents and kids in 2nd grade on your little attempt at smack, you mention a group of people that generally its good for everyone socially to get along w/ in some form.

How the fuck you ever thought this board was a part of societal norm, blows my fucking mind. You are posting an a board created for insulting others. Which you cant fucking do.

%99.9999999 of people dont want to do a hobby this retarded. This is a beaten horse concept that you "can't let go of high school" faggots should have left when the rest of us left.

See. This is what I was talking about.

How the fuck do you get "can't let go of high school" from " everybody you've ever known as far back as 2nd grade thinks you're a shitbag"? You have to actually have a grasp f something in the first place in order to be unable to let go, and it's pretty obvious things like schooling have eluded your grasp since you were 7 years old- or if you want to include ALL of your 2nd grade career- since you were 12.

No wonder "talking points" work so well on your smooth cranium. You're fucking stupid.

"Cant let go of high school" was an insult you fucking idiot. This board is a bunch of people who cant grow the fuck up from shit that was the norm for children. IE: Growing the fuck up.

This "forum" reeks of playground insults and low brow jokes. And again, you fucking suck at something that only children and pathetic adult men partake in. Now go get caught jerking off again w/ a Maxim magazine in the company bathroom. You braindead fuck who believes "reading" is jerking off to a Maxim.

Maybe it's just me, but there's some pretty sweet irony in a dude who delivered pizzas for full time work well into his mid-to-late 20s, running smack at others about how they need to "grow up."

I really need to change my nick. It is a combination of two of the biggest fuckheads on the interwebs.

Indyclown
Nick Frisco

Oh, and I nominate me as unfunny.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Maybe it's just me, but there's some pretty sweet irony in a dude who delivered pizzas for full time work well into his mid-to-late 20s, running smack at others about how they need to "grow up."

Mgo, wtf is wrong with you?

Why would this be considered smack? If it was true than maybe I'd want to explain it or something, I dont fucking know. I do know youre fucking lame for even trying to run with it. Especially that its been beaten to death that only a braindead fucking retard would keep repeating it. Come up w/ something new faggot, this is "your" smackworld isnt it?

Let's say it was true. Would I give a fucking shit about what someone who makes this internet message board their hobby thinks? Fuck no, I met most of you in real life and only a couple of you were solid and they are now gone. You faggots are the lowest of the low fucks trading Blondie pics in the bedroom cuz you "wink wink" didnt like them. In reality you would wrap up your latest Star Wars novel and beat it to her pics while muttering: "she posts on the message board, thats so hot".

Most if not all of you looked like you had the shit kicked out of you in high school on a regular basis and had long hair. Not hair to lion proportions, but a good Ronald McDonald haircut.

I would place $100 on it MGO, that you are the exact lookalike of Ronald McDonald. I'm sure your wife looks like Grimace. If most of the posters here faces looked like McGriddles, I'm sure yours looks like a pancake wrapped sausage also.

Rock on Tools, Rock on!!

Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin anything to roll the dice,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

(chorus)

Dont stop believin
Hold on to the feelin
Streetlight people

^^^^^^^^^^ Posts Journey lyrics and calls other people fags.

Tears Jerry. Tears.

IndyGunClown wrote:I would place $100 on it MGO, that you are the exact lookalike of Ronald McDonald. I'm sure your wife looks like Grimace. If most of the posters here faces looked like McGriddles, I'm sure yours looks like a pancake wrapped sausage also.

I think of crayonsandconstructionpapereverytime I read one of your takes. You are a fast-food smackin' genius!

Ever notice how much time is spent on this board evaluating "smack"?

IndyGunClown wrote:
Most if not all of you looked like you had the shit kicked out of you in high school on a regular basis and had long hair. Not hair to lion proportions, but a good Ronald McDonald haircut.

Now this is a clear instance of psycholocigal projection on FUBU's part: "it happened thus to me, so it must have happened thus to thee". It is, no doubt, also the same justification he uses on himself when he sucker-punches women.

IndyGunClown wrote:Come up w/ something new faggot

Sure thing, sport. If that's your request, then guess what? You'll have to go ahead and supply me the ammo. Afterall, I can only bash you with the material you've provided about your personal life.

Start with more information about this "new" sales gig you have going. That should go over well.

Let's say it was true. Would I give a fucking shit about what someone who makes this internet message board their hobby thinks?

Couldn't tell ya. I'm not your psychiatrist.

What I can tell you though, is apparently you give a big enough shit to take the time to log on here and defend yourself. So I guess I just helped you answer your own question.

Fuck no, I met most of you in real life and only a couple of you were solid and they are now gone. You faggots are the lowest of the low fucks

Oh, but I guess we're the ones who are bitter and "hung up" on this stuff. Gotcha.

Dude, look, stop acting like you're somehow "above" this place when you don't even have the fucking self control to log off after claiming how much you hate this place.

I'd rather waste time here because I enjoy it, and not because I hate it. Don't you think that makes you look infinitely more "pathetic?"

Look, the only reason you turned into a bitter little cunt and started acting above everybody else is because some personal shit leaked onto the boards that made guys like Irie Lagos and R_T_S look pretty cool compared to you. If none of that shit went down, you'd still be here posting, laughing, and racking just like everybody else on a daily basis and you fucking know it. But since this...info...is still used against you to this day, you can't fucking stand it, and it has turned you incredibly bitter inside. And I believe a big reason why is because you know every last fucking accusation is 100% true. Yep, even YOU know how big of a loser you are and it pains you.

But please, feel free to continue with the Journey lyrics and the Ronald McDonald smack. Epic stuff.

It at least ranks slightly ahead of your normal routine, you know, the ol', "you're a loser because you're smacking on a smack board." Yet...here you are, doing the very fucking thing you're criticizing the rest of us for: smacking on a fucking smack board. Yes, even after "all these years" like you say. Starting to figure out why you're a complete fucking idiot, yet?

cinderella_undercover wrote:Ever notice how much time is spent on this board evaluating "smack"?

Was that supposed to be smack? It doesn't look like smack. It doesn't smell like smack. You wouldn't know smack if it smacked you smack in the smacker.

IndyGunClown wrote:I met most of you in real life and only a couple of you were solid and they are now gone.

"Solid," like flying across the country to cuckold some fat dude's loser skank?

That kind of "solid"?

cinderella_undercover wrote:Ever notice how much time is spent on this board evaluating "smack"?

Those who can, do. Those who can't, attempt to "teach."

Looked to me like a


"Commenting on whether or not somebody else's smack smack isn't smack" smack.


Tricky, in a dog chasing it's own tail kind of way, or like an infinite loop.

Rootbeer wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:Ever notice how much time is spent on this board evaluating "smack"?

Was that supposed to be smack? It doesn't look like smack. It doesn't smell like smack. You wouldn't know smack if it smacked you smack in the smacker.

Ouch.

cinderella_undercover wrote:

Hmmmm......that gives me an idea...


I'm thinking it's going to be a good friday.


Sin,

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yet...here you are, doing the very fucking thing you're criticizing the rest of us for: smacking on a fucking smack board.

That's a mighty liberal use of the term "smacking' saying what Fubuclown is doing is "smacking".

And he's only here for one thing...the return of the credit card whore. He's one of those guys who marries the first girl he lays, and he's been looking for her ever since. Oh, and delivering pizzas isn't exactly "selling" pizzas so take that new "sales job" phrase with a grain of salt.

IndyFrisco wrote:Oh, and delivering pizzas isn't exactly "selling" pizzas so take that new "sales job" phrase with a grain of salt.

Actually... I totally believe he is in sales. He combined his two best talents into one amazing job. Ever bump around a mall for a few, come out, and find a flyer beneath your car's wipers? FubuClown is out there everyday, pimping the latest Papa John's specials. He gets a nickel for every one of his coupons that get redeemed. That, my friend, is outside sales.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:Oh, and delivering pizzas isn't exactly "selling" pizzas so take that new "sales job" phrase with a grain of salt.

Actually... I totally believe he is in sales. He combined his two best talents into one amazing job. Ever bump around a mall for a few, come out, and find a flyer beneath your car's wipers? FubuClown is out there everyday, pimping the latest Papa John's specials. He gets a nickel for every one of his coupons that get redeemed. That, my friend, is outside sales.

PostItclown at his finest.

Wow...Ucan't wove those fibers into a funny piece of cloth.


Verrrry nice use of the subtleties, Polo.

And you all wonder why I am happier having been aborted?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

IndyGunClown wrote:Come up w/ something new faggot

Sure thing, sport. If that's your request, then guess what? You'll have to go ahead and supply me the ammo. Afterall, I can only bash you with the material you've provided about your personal life.

Start with more information about this "new" sales gig you have going. That should go over well.

Let's say it was true. Would I give a fucking shit about what someone who makes this internet message board their hobby thinks?

Couldn't tell ya. I'm not your psychiatrist.

What I can tell you though, is apparently you give a big enough shit to take the time to log on here and defend yourself. So I guess I just helped you answer your own question.

Fuck no, I met most of you in real life and only a couple of you were solid and they are now gone. You faggots are the lowest of the low fucks

Oh, but I guess we're the ones who are bitter and "hung up" on this stuff. Gotcha.

Dude, look, stop acting like you're somehow "above" this place when you don't even have the fucking self control to log off after claiming how much you hate this place.

I'd rather waste time here because I enjoy it, and not because I hate it. Don't you think that makes you look infinitely more "pathetic?"

Look, the only reason you turned into a bitter little cunt and started acting above everybody else is because some personal shit leaked onto the boards that made guys like Irie Lagos and R_T_S look pretty cool compared to you. If none of that shit went down, you'd still be here posting, laughing, and racking just like everybody else on a daily basis and you fucking know it. But since this...info...is still used against you to this day, you can't fucking stand it, and it has turned you incredibly bitter inside. And I believe a big reason why is because you know every last fucking accusation is 100% true. Yep, even YOU know how big of a loser you are and it pains you.

But please, feel free to continue with the Journey lyrics and the Ronald McDonald smack. Epic stuff.

It at least ranks slightly ahead of your normal routine, you know, the ol', "you're a loser because you're smacking on a smack board." Yet...here you are, doing the very fucking thing you're criticizing the rest of us for: smacking on a fucking smack board. Yes, even after "all these years" like you say. Starting to figure out why you're a complete fucking idiot, yet?

K, out of all this, this is why you are pathetic. You try and lay into anonymous people personally and it gets your rocks off. How that doesnt stand out as blatantly faggot, I dont know.

But here you go. When did I get into fucking sales?

IndyGunClown wrote: When did I get into fucking sales?

about a minute and a half before your first trick shoved his dick in your ass.

Is IndyGunClown hot?

And if so, can I subscribe to his newsletter?