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Good stuff RJack to bad its wasted on this board.

Glad to see you and the family are well.

Edit: Cept Luth could have been an old walrus. To old to do squat cept rule the nest.

IndyGunClown wrote:Good stuff RJack to bad its wasted on this board.

No shit.
What up wit dat ... ?

No luv for Leehotti .... ?


Well, looks like a fun day for the kiddo, Jack.

Maybe next year you can take IClown.

R-Jack wrote: That's about it, but before I go, I got two more pics. I took the first one with the second one in mind. I finally got a pic of the final subject on my way out when I noticed he was staring at the kids on the merry-go-round with no children of his own.

Did you notify the authorities ?

R-Jack wrote:The wifey

We need some more pics of wifey. :D

pron wrote:

R-Jack wrote:The wifey

We need some more pics of wifey. :D

Do they have horses at zoos?

Did she run track in High School?

The post-natal gunt seems to be receding nicely. Not sporting too bad of a FUPA at all.

Should I be surprised Diego posted in this thread...?

poptart wrote:

IndyGunClown wrote:Good stuff RJack to bad its wasted on this board.

No shit.
What up wit dat ... ?

No luv for Leehotti .... ?


Well, looks like a fun day for the kiddo, Jack.

Maybe next year you can take IClown.

hey poptart have you seen The Host? Great korean creature feature!

Hey jtr, have you seen a naked woman yet?


There's a great creature/feature hiding under those pants, you know.

I've not seen The Host, Jess.

Hear it's a reeeeealllybigshew here in S. Korea.

I assume you've seen it .... ?

Dinsdale wrote:Hey jtr, have you seen a naked woman yet?


There's a great creature/feature hiding under those pants, you know.

yes i was in vegas for three days a couple weeks ago went to sapphire, got rockstar treatment thanks to a fox pilot i was shooting with some other ppl. i not only saw naked women, i danced with them on stage!

jtr wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Hey jtr, have you seen a naked woman yet?


There's a great creature/feature hiding under those pants, you know.

yes i was in vegas for three days a couple weeks ago went to sapphire, got rockstar treatment thanks to a fox pilot i was shooting with some other ppl. i not only saw naked women, i danced with them on stage!

Can anyone here top this?

By the way, this picture is too cute.

trev wrote:

jtr wrote:yes i was in vegas for three days a couple weeks ago went to sapphire, got rockstar treatment thanks to a fox pilot i was shooting with some other ppl. i not only saw naked women, i danced with them on stage!

Can anyone here top this?

I was kind of hoping my man Jess would do better than "yes...in the tittybar."

But as far as topping it...I don't want to. I like to think my days of being a sideshow attraction are behind me. If anyone besides a rosacea-stricken, portly, 4-eyed psuedocelebrity jumps up on stage at the tittybar, the security has a name for them -- they call that person "speedbag." There just took supreme pity on Jess, and spared him the beating.

By the way, this picture is too cute.

S'alright, like I said, but until she achieves full FUPA reduction, "cute" might be a stretch.

Good thing the boy likes the zoo.

Did you take him there in a short yellow bus to give him a feel for what a typical day of "school" will be like for him?

Roach wrote:

1smoothG wrote:Good thing the boy likes the zoo.

Did you take him there in a short yellow bus to give him a feel for what a typical day of "school" will be like for him?

C-

Come on man, your takes need to be darker than that...

"Is that little tattoo the doctors mark where they have to cut off his hand because the baboon with aids won't let go?"

This from the poster who always considers chimp pics w/the sig, "sin, Ken's wife" good fun. Such the comic, you.

Until you get a reasonable grasp of what the rest consider even remotely funny, rest assured your 'grading system' carries about as much weight as a wolfie post. Quit using the interweb, or at least this site, as your stupidity depository.

Cute pics, R-Jack!

Rooty, Beanie, Lexie...

Where will it end?

Hey Dins!

Coulda sworn you were from Utah, not KC. May as well apply for a nic change... something along the lines of 'KC Roach' or 'roach in the KC' would suffice. Or you could just make it easier on us all and apply for 'scroll wheel in KC'.

Is this a Death Match?

Dinsdale wrote:Is this a Death Match?

Heavens no, Mr. Cleaver. I mean, I might just crumble if that meanie, roach, lays another post like this on me.

Roach wrote:

Ken wrote:The wife is a simple woman.

Yeah she looks like it.

Yes, he tried to pass that off as smack.

Ken wrote:Coulda sworn you were from Utah, not KC.

Alright... KC Tard Smack. Not bad...

One post later

Ken wrote:Yes, he tried to pass that off as smack.

KC Tard Smack is multi-faceted. One its strong points is running "That aint' smack", smack. Nice job KYOA, Ken.

Dinsdale wrote:

trev wrote:

jtr wrote:yes i was in vegas for three days a couple weeks ago went to sapphire, got rockstar treatment thanks to a fox pilot i was shooting with some other ppl. i not only saw naked women, i danced with them on stage!

Can anyone here top this?

I was kind of hoping my man Jess would do better than "yes...in the tittybar."

But as far as topping it...I don't want to. I like to think my days of being a sideshow attraction are behind me. If anyone besides a rosacea-stricken, portly, 4-eyed psuedocelebrity jumps up on stage at the tittybar, the security has a name for them -- they call that person "speedbag." There just took supreme pity on Jess, and spared him the beating.

By the way, this picture is too cute.

S'alright, like I said, but until she achieves full FUPA reduction, "cute" might be a stretch.

Keep swinging at brick walls there, Methylcellulose jelly roll

R-Jack wrote:Needless to say, that ain't her.

Her cousin, then?

- Shoalz

Dinsdale wrote: I like to think my days of being a sideshow attraction are behind me.

We all have dreams, dins.

R-Jack wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

By the way, this picture is too cute.

S'alright, like I said, but until she achieves full FUPA reduction, "cute" might be a stretch.

Uh, my wife is like, hella pregnant right now. Needless to say, that ain't her.

Did she find the father of her unborn?

look, bitch. I said I'm 21 and I got the stamp to prove it. Now, why ain't there a jack and coke in my hand yet?

You fucking idiot. Quit ramming your KC takes down the collective throats of T1B. Your square takes do not fit in these round holes. They never have, never will. So, save the excel spreadsheet smack. Save the 'dome' takes. They don't work.

As far as finding that ill-conceived, 'take' of yours and putting the rest of T1B in the position of having to fucking gasp at its idiocy again? Really, not that hard. Honestly, KC-roach, it's not. Look up ^^ there ^^. See that 'search' thingy? Yeah, that. While it's common knowledge to the rest of us, it apparently is greek to you. Either that, or you took it as a tool for finding 'shit takes' you can slap your KC-roach nic onto. In that case, STOP NOW... unless shitting your underbritches for all to see is your thing. Rock on, KC_roach.

Not once, not twice, not thrice... but FOUR mentions of KC with-in the same post.

That has to be some kind of record. Take a shit post lap, Ken. Hell, take 4 of them.

War Wagon wrote:Not once, not twice, not thrice... but FOUR mentions of KC with-in the same post.

That has to be some kind of record. Take a shit post lap, Ken. Hell, take 4 of them.

Yeah, probably once too many. But w/roach... errr, KC_roach winky winky, you just never know how many whacks it takes to sledgehammer a point home.

RadioFan wrote:

R-Jack wrote:Needless to say, that ain't her.

Her cousin, then?

- Shoalz

DAMN!!! Give me links and pics, so I can help out my junk-handling messageboard brethren!

--Badfish

Dinsdale wrote:

trev wrote:

jtr wrote:yes i was in vegas for three days a couple weeks ago went to sapphire, got rockstar treatment thanks to a fox pilot i was shooting with some other ppl. i not only saw naked women, i danced with them on stage!

Can anyone here top this?

I was kind of hoping my man Jess would do better than "yes...in the tittybar."

But as far as topping it...I don't want to. I like to think my days of being a sideshow attraction are behind me. If anyone besides a rosacea-stricken, portly, 4-eyed psuedocelebrity jumps up on stage at the tittybar, the security has a name for them -- they call that person "speedbag." There just took supreme pity on Jess, and spared him the beating.

I've been in clubs where guys were on the stage. Of course the guys had to pay out the ass for the "privilege" of dancing with some chick who would never in a million years ever think about fucking them without a cash payment in advance. Sounds right up Jess' alley.