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Do you know The Secret?

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:28 pm
by Rootbeer
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Has anyone else seen this piece of sh... aving cream?

Anyone buying into it? It's non religious so MGO, Dinsdale, StankHo, etc should be all over it.

Basically it's a how-to video for avarice.

If you want more money, better car, bigger house, etc. all you need to do is think about it really hard. Apparently it doesn't work on things that really matter like a prettier wife, someone to mow the lawn for free, plumbing that will never leak, etc. It only works for physical possessions. The movie is full of valid anecdotal stories so you know it's for real.

Re: Do you know The Secret?

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:49 pm
by 1smoothG
Rootbeer wrote:.... is full of valid anecdotal stories so you know it's for real.
Yeah, that's fucked!

Sin,

The bible

Re: Do you know The Secret?

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:53 pm
by Rootbeer
1smoothG wrote:
Rootbeer wrote:.... is full of valid anecdotal stories so you know it's for real.
Yeah, that's fucked!

Sin,

The bible
I laughed.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:57 pm
by Tom In VA
Visualizing ones goal is no secret.

Writing a book and a video about "Manifesting" something by closing your eyes and wishing for it is ..... a great way to get on Oprah.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:46 pm
by Tom In VA
Why buy it when you can "Manifest it" into your life ?


Save the money and just go think about it e. Tell the wife ... "Visualize you having the book, manifest it into your hands, emanate from you chi .... the book being in your hands ...."

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:51 pm
by StankHo
I'm to lazy to even think about getting more things let alone "manifest it". I'd rather bitch about not having a lot of money. So far Rooty is Oh fer 2 on trying to help me.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:03 pm
by Tom In VA
Manifest the energy to manifest the things you want into your life Stank Ho.

Just send out the vibes .... "I am sending out signals that I need the energy to ... I DESIRE the energy to sit back and dwell on all the things I want to MANIFEST into my life .... it will be YOURS".

Then you can sit back and focus on manifesting the things that really count, like more money, hot chicks, and of course a book deal.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:42 pm
by StankHo
Tom, I don't want to manifest anything. It's much more fun bitching and moaning than even thinking about having cool things. Besides, I have a hot chick, a beautiful child, and really kick ass television. Besides, who needs to manifest when you can easily make a deal with the devil? I know I'm going to burn in hell, but hey...How else was a gonna get a hot chick and a DLP television? I think it's a decent trade off.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:48 pm
by Wolfman

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:02 pm
by OCmike
What a bunch of crap.

Sin,
Image

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:13 pm
by Tom In VA
Okay, who spilled the beans ?


Sincerely
Kriyamana

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:19 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
StankHo wrote:Tom, I don't want to manifest anything. It's much more fun bitching and moaning than even thinking about having cool things. Besides, I have a hot chick, a beautiful child, and really kick ass television. Besides, who needs to manifest when you can easily make a deal with the devil? I know I'm going to burn in hell, but hey...How else was a gonna get a hot chick and a DLP television? I think it's a decent trade off.
StankHo, come on down! You big silly.
Image

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:55 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Wolfman wrote:Image
I like Bace's sig better.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:34 am
by Bobby42
Jay in Phoenix wrote:
StankHo wrote:Tom, I don't want to manifest anything. It's much more fun bitching and moaning than even thinking about having cool things. Besides, I have a hot chick, a beautiful child, and really kick ass television. Besides, who needs to manifest when you can easily make a deal with the devil? I know I'm going to burn in hell, but hey...How else was a gonna get a hot chick and a DLP television? I think it's a decent trade off.
StankHo, come on down! You big silly.
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Stank would eventually trade off all that shit for a glass of ice water.

Re: Do you know The Secret?

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:50 am
by RadioFan
Rootbeer wrote:Image

Has anyone else seen this piece of sh... aving cream?
I haven't. But I heard Oprah had this powerful author on her show. I saw a skit about it last Saturday, on "Saturday Night Dead" ha ha (a joke, SissyCrown and Wolfman)

I also was watching some really, REALLY cool shit on the Discovery Channel, the other night, a series, called "Planet Earth."

I thought it had some amazing images, to say the least. And I don't even have HDTV.

The thing is though, it wasn't until I heard an advertisement, during one of the shows, from the Discovery Channel, saying, "Watch the show Oprah has called THE GREATEST DOCUMENTARY EVER DONE, Planet Earth!" did I realize that I truely was watching something great.

Rootbeer, not only is The Secret the best book and now movie ever written, but Planet Earth is the best documentary ever done. Ever.

Aren't you glad Oprah is there to guide us through these troubled times?

RACK Oprah. Without her, I'd simply be lost.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:10 am
by Rich Fader
Wish in one hand and shit in the other and...you have your average T1B poster's brains in your hand.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:15 am
by Mister Bushice
Yeah but which hand?

The "I wish I had a brain" hand , or

The "Shit - that's my brain" one?

tough call.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:21 pm
by Headhunter
Tom In VA wrote:
Just send out the vibes .... "

I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer when you wanted to manifest that girl at the Fotomat. you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:13 pm
by Tom In VA
Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:24 pm
by Headhunter
That's the attitude Tom. The attitude dictates that you don't care if she manifests, abides, copulates, or beeseeches. Your toes are still tapping.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:10 pm
by Goober McTuber
Tom In VA wrote:..... a great way to get on Oprah.

I’m thinking a bottle of whisky, a handful of roofies and a small step-ladder.

Yo

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:35 pm
by Quad McWheels
Yeah I read that shit book all right. (Okay it was a book on tape, I can't manaully operate a book!)

It's OK. I visualized my GOD DAMN legs working again.... over and over... no dice.

Then I visualized my brother-in-law stopping by with a bottle of Jack, him helping me get black out drunk, running over my nieces piece of shit "art project" with my chair, screaming about suicide for 2 hours (being ignored on this part, cause how the hell would I do that?) then evidently passing out after smashing my face into the open silverware drawer trying to get on 2 wheels coming into the kitchen.

So... needless to say, "the secret" is batting .500 over here at my place.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:37 pm
by Rootbeer
HillbillyTom has been nails in this thread. I am manifesting a rack in his general direction.

I believe that if you focus on something with enough clarity you will lead yourself toward it. However, you must act in your own best interest or you're not getting jack no matter how hard you concentrate.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:13 am
by Rich Fader
RACK the "Fast Times" resets. Well done.