let me make something perfectly clear...

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:16 pm

for you fuckholes. seems there has been some talk goin around this baord that i'm not totally "serious" about the D-Bag Beatdown Tour of 2007.

oh, i'm completely serious. you can fucking BANK on that, shitstains.

just to show you what i mean, i take pictures after everyone i finish off. see below to understand how you'll end up if you decide to step to the D:

here's what happens when i get really pissed off

bottom line: some of you will enter the wrath of the douche. ALL of you will fail.

Step if you dare.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:57 pm

"TTB pulls up for a N.O. Trollstop."

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:00 am

Nice, a photo gallery featuring Douche's drunk buds.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:03 am

the more I think about it all--
kinda pathetic !

but
whatever floats your boat

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:07 am

you mean you leave their clothes on after you're done fucking them? you are one sick fuck.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:21 am

Diego in Seattle wrote:"TTB pulls up for a N.O. Trollstop."

While his victim sips some Mirror Pond.

I'm fairly observant when it comes to such things

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:21 am

Toddowen wrote:But this just isn't working anymore. Maybe it's because the novelty wore off. Maybe it's because nobody really gets run anymore. But it's actually because this is a lackluster trolll job.

D-bag's schtick and people playing off it is amusing. EOS.

velocet

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:43 am

Is this more like it ??

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:14 pm

[quote="Douchebag"][/quote]

I found this picture to be rather amusing.................

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:50 pm

Wolfman wrote:the more I think about it all--
kinda pathetic !

but
whatever floats your boat

ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is fucking HILARIOUS coming from your shriveling up, old milwaukee swilling, papa johns pounding, skin falling off the bone, decrepid old man. GET FUCKED ASSHOLE. I get called out by two of the biggest fucking loser dipshit assholes this board has ever known, wolfman and the suicidal shitstain toddowen. and i'm su pposed to be insulted!?? ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

neither one of you are worthy enough to meet my fists up close and personal. i pity both of you too much.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:41 pm

mvscal wrote:

Mirror Pond Pale Ale.

"The high life...for low lifes."

Deschutes Brewery, Inc. Bend, Oregon

Good for that guy...he's dead but can still hold onto the truck with one hand and a beer and a cigarette in the other.

Funny that none of these guys bleed...is it all internal injuries?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:35 pm

old milwaukee swilling

it's Beast Light dammit !!
If you're gonna smack someone--get it right !!

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:23 am

Toddowen wrote:

What make of vehicle is this?

Sweet ride

I'm not one to let an unknown troll get me riled up, Douchebag. You could be someone that I have the utmost respect for under your real nic and are just a little off your game with this troll job.....Shit does happen that way sometimes.

BTW, what sort of music do you listen to?

Judy Garland, obviously.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:02 am

Shoalzie wrote:Good for that guy...he's dead but can still hold onto the truck with one hand and a beer and a cigarette in the other.

Funny that none of these guys bleed...is it all internal injuries?

are you a fucking idiot? they aren't even dead, except for the last guy who fucked with my woman so he had to pay. no, they're just SEVERELY beat down. because that's what i do.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:58 am

Douchebag wrote:are you a fucking idiot? they aren't even dead, except for the last guy who fucked with my woman so he had to pay. no, they're just SEVERELY beat down. because that's what i do.

What I want to know is how much did you pay your friends to pose in the pictures as if you beat their asses? It reminds me of the ending of White Men Can't Jump when the Stucci brothers had Billy pose like he was dead.

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:53 pm

Yo Dweeb...err...douch....whatever.

You should listen to Todd, he knows a good troll job when he sees it.

In my best "trying to play along with the little troll" voice: What are you 12? I've seen more creative crap than this on youtube. I know I should find all these posts/attempts at intimidation funny (as you surely would never expect to be taken seriously), but I find myself just almost feeling pity for you, and how pathetic your miserable existence in this world is. I mean, even mvscal has some friends, companions.......something. Maybe you should try to be nicer, as it would probably get you more results. Naahhh, you couldn't even improve your chances that way.

Hey, I have an idea. Maybe you and Todd could get together.....(like during this purported "beatfest 2007" which you have eluded too. My guess is you're looking for some other kind of beating to go on, if you ask me), and you two could be buds. I mean hell, you both could be that someone special in each others lives, that one person who truely would understand, even when the rest of the world just couldn't, or wouldn't. That special friend, that secret friend. There are just some truths we can't deny, lies you have to tell; some places you can't return. You know.....

Enigmabag · Post by **Enigmabag** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:29 pm

Tiny- post yuor zip code. that is all Douchebag needs to find you. he can smell a rotting pussy for miles, even in hurricane force winds.

and dont ever put tardowned in the same sentence as. Douchebag. you spinless fuck.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:35 pm

Enigmabag wrote:Tiny- post yuor zip code.

I'm pretty sure he lives in Indy....

if I remember correctly, the WAE pulls into Indy around the middle of July

Douchebag wrote: anyway, here's the lineup dickheads:
july 14th - indianapolis, in

I'd be out of town if I were you Tiny.....

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:29 am

Douchebag wrote:

I don't think beating up women is acceptable.

However, I must comment about her argyle knee socks. They would be way chic with a short denim A-line skirt and a dark green 3/4-sleeve sweater. A light green scarf wrapped around her neck would be a nice accessory. And it'd look mega-cute with her red hair tied up in a loose bun and a headband. Maybe some Mary Janes with 3" heels. Perhaps I'll do a sketch so you can show her.

Once she regains consciousness, of course.

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:29 am

Sen me a PM, and I'll give you exact directions....

And why not mention Todd in the same sentence with El Douche? Why am I spineless, when you and your little "Bro" are the ones making idle threats on a freakin' message board; come on???

Don't tell me: Is the board bitch award up for presentation again; is this what all the BS is about, with the talk of your "summer of love" tour?
Watch out what you ask for, (especially on this board), you might find a stalker who will gladly play the butch to your bitch.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:52 am

i just got back from the batting cages where i took out aggression for about 2 straight hours. i was tagging balls up the middle, pulling them to the left, and aimed for the hole in the netting so i could take out a miniature golfer on hole 9.

then i thought of this place and go so fucking pissed i just went buck wild and starting swinging at the cages with the bat yelling out "FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU!" peple stared but I didn't care. it was just a relaxing moment for me to prepare for what's to come for all of you. especially you Tiny. you fucked with me, now you're going to get fucked.

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:03 am

What, was it handicapped discount day at Putt-Putt?

Sorry man, my ass is exit only, you'll have to save your lurid anticipation for somebody that swings from your side of the plate......

Hey, maybe that little faggot who posted eariler, with an av picture of him wearing your shirt and necklace. Surely, if you'll let him wear your jewelry, he'll play catcher to your pitcher, (If you know whatta mean....)
El Douchie, your problem is SOLVED!!! No more "lookin' for love, in all the wrong places...."

I mean hell, even if he was really your brother, surely incest wouldn't be a problem....you know....with the whole..ummm..you know.....with you bein' an asss-pirate and all.

Enigmabag · Post by **Enigmabag** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:24 am

god and GOD I hope i'm around when Douchebag gets his hands on you. it will be amazing, like a barn owl snatching up a mouse and crushing it with its claws, then ripping out hunks of fur and flesh until all thats left is a fractured bloody skeleton. you haven't seen fucking RAGE until you've seen Douchebag giving a beatdown to a mouthy insolent asshole. he doesnt' pull punches, tiny, and nothing is off limits. if he sees you when he's at batting cages you can be sure he'll beat you down with his bat and then snap tha fuckker off in your ass. you've been warned, dick. and you deserve it. you better get right and humble in a hurry.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:02 pm

Douchebag wrote:

She's ripe for anal.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:23 pm

There's even a drain for when she starts bleeding.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:44 pm

Rack patsy.

velocet

Marcus Welby MD · Post by **Marcus Welby MD** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:51 pm

Douchebag wrote:i just got back from the batting cages where i took out aggression for about 2 straight hours. i was tagging balls up the middle, pulling them to the left, and aimed for the hole in the netting so i could take out a miniature golfer on hole 9.

then i thought of this place and go so fucking pissed i just went buck wild and starting swinging at the cages with the bat yelling out "FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU!" peple stared but I didn't care. it was just a relaxing moment for me to prepare for what's to come for all of you. especially you Tiny. you fucked with me, now you're going to get fucked.

It's my very professional opinion that this young man needs a referral to Dr. Derron's anger management class.

I am....

Marcus Welby MD

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:21 pm

I hope you stupid fucks don't take the D-Train seriously. I hope you step to him and get your shit run the fuck over.

rack enigmabag

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:16 pm

Marcus Welby MD wrote:It's my very professional opinion that this young man needs a referral to Dr. Derron's anger management class.

I am....

Marcus Welby MD

Dr. Welby, while I have admired your work for many years now, it is my not-so-humble opinion, that a visit to the good Doctor Crookfinger would solve both Douchebag and Enimabag's "problems" with more direct efficiency than could be found at your fine practice.

After all, Doc Crookfingers' area of expertise is more "applicable", wouldn't you agree?

Jay

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:38 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I hope you stupid fucks don't take the D-Train seriously. I hope you step to him and get your shit run the fuck over.

rack enigmabag

Oh yeah. I'm weally skeered.

Moorese · Post by **Moorese** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:00 pm

PSUFAN wrote:There's even a drain for when she starts bleeding.

That's a RACK.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:01 pm

Moorese post...everyone slam a beer.

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:10 pm

Douchebag kind of makes me long for the day when Netboy Reid used to post here

Marcus Welby MD · Post by **Marcus Welby MD** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:54 am

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Marcus Welby MD wrote:It's my very professional opinion that this young man needs a referral to Dr. Derron's anger management class.

I am....

Marcus Welby MD
Dr. Welby, while I have admired your work for many years now, it is my not-so-humble opinion, that a visit to the good Doctor Crookfinger would solve both Douchebag and Enimabag's "problems" with more direct efficiency than could be found at your fine practice.

After all, Doc Crookfingers' area of expertise is more "applicable", wouldn't you agree?

Jay

Dear Jay,

I hold your opinions in very high regard but, in this one instance, I believe you're mistaken. You see, it's my diagnosis that both of the Mr. Bags are suffering from serious anger issues caused from repeated visits to Dr. Crookfinger's office. The initial feelings of guilt and shame from these office calls have now evolved into a very real anger coupled with delusional thoughts of bringing physical harm to others.

However, it's my professional opinion that there is no real danger of either of these patients becoming truly violent (note the pink shirts and Puka shells) and that both are suffering from what is now known as Elton John Syndrome. I believe that both of these young men would greatly benefit from a few sessions in Dr. Derron's anger management class so that he could slap the shit out of both of them and, with any luck, get them to face the realization that youngsters in pink shirts should stick to playing the piano and searching for a way to get their goldfish into the heels of their platform shoes. At any rate, I'm willing to make this referral to Dr. Derron in the hope that he can overcome the severe damage caused by Dr. Crookfinger's erotic and, oftentimes, rather rough treatment.

I am....

Marcus Welby MD

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:13 am

stick it up your fucking ass, doc. i will piss down your throat after i beat your face in with my erect cock that your wife just sucked after I made her assfuck your dog with a dildo.

twice.

Enigmabag · Post by **Enigmabag** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:24 am

tardowned thinks hes safe froma Douchebag beatdown because he has contageus skin diseases. dont bank on it bub. youll find yourself wrapped in a shower curtain spitting out blood and bits of teeth.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:32 am

that's a girl who goes by the name of Miranda. Miranda is one of only about seven women in total who have been on the receiving end of one of my patented beatdowns.

about 2 years ago, her boyfriend personally threatened me and my family. he actually stepped to me at my crib yelling out, "Yo, Douchebag! Come out. I want a piece of you!" i flung the storm door open so hard it came off its hinges. i walked out slowly with a cold stare on my face like i was an undertaker. he knew i was serious. but this dude still stepped to me, even though he was trembling real hard. i could see and smell the fear pouring out of him. i stood there like a robot for about two minutes just staring at him, not even blinking. then, out of nowhere, i reached back like a john daly backswing and clocked him across the jaw. his face hit the gravel, and a pebble went straight through his right cheek.

anyway, after this happened, this miranda bitch came flying out from the backseat of his parked Dodge Neon and ran straight towards me flailing away at me like girls do. I told the bitch to cool it, but she insisted so i had to fuck her up to teach her a lesson.

most women will get a pass, especially if i think i can get them to lap up my ballsac. but this bitch stepped to the D-Bag, and she had to pay. sometimes you gots ta smack a bitch down.

Marcus Welby MD · Post by **Marcus Welby MD** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:33 am

Douchebag wrote:stick it up your fucking ass, doc. i will piss down your throat after i beat your face in with my erect cock that your wife just sucked after I made her assfuck your dog with a dildo.

twice.

Dear Mr. Bag,

I think it would be in your best interest to find a non-violent way to work off your aggression and frustrations, such as pounding on your piano or maybe just pounding your pud. Contrary to what your mother told you last night, there is no scientific evidence to support her claim that masturbation will cause blindness. Want evidence? I conducted a complete physical exam on Dins last week and, believe it or not, his eyesight was 20-20. Just lie down and fantasize about being intoxicated and hitting on fat ugly skanks at closing time, and then log onto T1B to post about your sexual exploits. Hey, it's how Dins rolls, and so can you.

I am....

Marcus Welby MD

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:11 am

The anal boy wonder wrote:

god and GOD I hope i'm around when Douchebag gets his hands on you. it will be amazing, like a barn owl snatching up a mouse and crushing it with its claws, then ripping out hunks of fur and flesh until all thats left is a fractured bloody skeleton. you haven't seen fucking RAGE until you've seen Douchebag giving a beatdown to a mouthy insolent asshole. he doesnt' pull punches, tiny, and nothing is off limits. if he sees you when he's at batting cages you can be sure he'll beat you down with his bat and then snap tha fuckker off in your ass. you've been warned, dick. and you deserve it. you better get right and humble in a hurry.

Kinda funny, when I was reading this drivel and I got to the part where you were speaking of Mr Massengill®, and "seeing him give a ....." I know it said beatdown, but I read it as blowjob....boy, sometimes the Freudian slip can have double meanings....Anyway, I thought to myself: "Self, who would know better about Douchie's rage while delivering the perfect blowjob, than Enema-boy himself". So, I stand corrected. I'll give him his props: Summer's Eve knows his business when it comes to ass-rape, I know it 'cause lil' Fleet©-bag tells us so.

Ohh...BTW: It's getting late, and this is just a driveby; so you'll have to wait until tomorrow, if you want to further explain how your boy has been fantacizing about my hairy white ass, and all the sick twisted shit (pardon the pun) that he'd like to do to it. They say everyone has their own perversions, but that's just wrong!!!! So what's the story here Eminem-bag, is your ass just not enough for the "big fella" anymore??? You getting a little too wallered out for his pencil? You know there are plenty of fetish sites around that you could hook him up with, so maybe he wouldn't have have to spend a week in ICU, every time he felt the need to get his rocks off. Try searching for: "Eager Male Asses", or something of the like; that should get you what you truly seek.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:37 pm

Watching the momma's boys and sybian sitters on this board come at douchebag with their weak attempts at smack make me laugh. I will also be laughing as you swallow your teeth.

T1B

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