Holy Dinsdale!

[Y2K]

I get it!

I'm currently spending several days here in Grants Pass in the U&L and I'm now beginning to see the light through Dinsdaleian Eyes. This city is a freakfest of inbred White Folks. I had to get some snack food for the hotel room and I went to the Walmart across from the Best western here......

Dear God...........

On one side you have the Meth Heads

on the other the fat ass throwaway White Trash.

I have YET to see ONE black person here after 2 1/2 days, it rivals upper Wisconsin in Whiteness.

Quite obviously one of the biggest assets here is having teeth and Dentures must be a goldmine business. I sat around a bar drinking a few Full sails last night and between the chain smoking slot machine/lottery addicts and drunken meth monsters I could count all their teeth with both hands.

This is quite a show. So I take it that the normal people move to Portland?

wow.

The funeral I'm about to atttend should be quite a hoot.

Out!

[SaladTosser]

Best Western

I bet all those white trash freaks are in awe of a real big shooter like you, huh?

[Dinsdale]

IGrants Pass in the U&L

Huh?


Grants Pass ain't in the U&L...we call that "NoCal." You would still need to go a long way north to get to the U&L.


The beaners haven't overrun Grant's Ass yet?

[Dinsdale]

So I take it that the normal people move to Portland?

Yes.

Then they immediately buy a Subaru, put on some gayassed big-framed glasses, and put a "Keep Portland Weird" sticker on their car, which no self-respecting Native would EVER even think about (Portland isn't "weird," it's the stardard-bearer for normalcy), and pretty much make everybody want to kick their ass...great dynamic.