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Pardon me while I go .net for a moment. Not more than a few minutes ago, I called a local pizza joint as they're running a deal on three small pizzas w/ one topping each for $10. I asked the guy, "Instead of getting one topping on each pizza, can I get all three toppings on just one pizza, and have the other two pizzas be plain cheese?" He paused and had to comprehend that for a second, and then said, "You can only get one topping per pizza."

I'm like, "Dude, I'm not asking you to use more toppings. I'm just asking you to put all of my allotted toppings on the one pizza, instead of spreading them out over three pizzas."

Pizza guy, sticking to his guns: Sorry, but you can only get one topping per pizza. But you can pay extra for additional toppings.

Me: No, you don't get it, do you? What difference does it make if you put all the toppings on one, or all of the pizzas? You're using the exact same amount of toppings. Don't you see?

He paused again, and actually hit me with, "Sir, I have to go," and hung up.

I should roll up on this guy's rusted out Dodge Omni and leave an unsatisfactory survey card on his windshield.

mix in salad once in a while and you wouldn't ahve this problem.

Screw_Michigan wrote:mix in salad once in a while and you wouldn't ahve this problem.

"Mix in a spellcheck" blast in 3...2...

mix in salad once in a while and you wouldn't ahve this problem.

I bet everyone will laugh at this joke. So clever.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial

want cheese with that whine ??

Wolfman

what he
probably should
have done is
call the manager!
the one from
Fast Times
at Ridgemont High !!

it probably would
have gotten that
employee
fired !!

get it?

I tried finding
a picture of
that guy
but I couldn't
find one !!
So I couldn't
do a
"sin"
post !!

Wolfman wrote:want cheese with that whine ??

Christ, Wolfman. When it comes to comedy, you're battin' around .172 lifetime. I actually would've bet Screw's comment had no chance of getting beaten out for sheer unoriginality, but damnit, in just a matter of moments, you managed to surpass the guy.

Well done.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Dodge Omni

I used to own
a Dodge Omni in
my younger days. It
was a GLH
turbo model. Fun
little car, it was!
Crazy times!!

I am originally from CNY
but I owned the Omni
living in SE Wis.
Crazy times!!!

RadioFan wrote: I tried finding
a picture of
that guy
but I couldn't
find one !!
So I couldn't
do a
"sin"
post !!

Scalper? You call me a scalper? I perform a service, my friends. The service costs money. Now do you want the tickets or not?

Sin,

Louis Cyphre wrote:Crazy times!!!

lol
reminds me of when --
i used to do standup comedy !!!
my best joke was to say ---
you can call me anything you want
just as long as it's not
late for dinner !!! lol !!

they loved that one down at
the diner where mrs O and i --
had strawberry shakes after midnight !!!
now those were crazy times !!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: you can call me anything you want
just as long as it's not
late for dinner !!! lol !!

you know what
was even crazier ?!!!
was when I saw this
one comic
years later
he said
I just flew in
boy are my arms tired !!
the Mrs. and I were
laughing for
days after that

crazy times!!

i remember a time when
Mrs. O was laughing
so hard --
at one of my stories i
post here !!
that she spilled
coffee on my key
board and shorted the
"enter" key !!

weird how it would
keep going on when
i'm typing funny st
ories from the past !?!?

crazy times !!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Wolfman wrote:want cheese with that whine ??

Christ, Wolfman. When it comes to comedy, you're battin' around .172 lifetime. I actually would've bet Screw's comment had no chance of getting beaten out for sheer unoriginality, but damnit, in just a matter of moments, you managed to surpass the guy.

Well done.

.172? That would entail putting the bat on the ball, forgive the cliche`.

Christ, I don't even think he's made the interweb equivalent of reaching on an error, aka getting a rack from jtr

Ken wrote:Christ, I don't even think he's made the interweb equivalent of reaching on an error, aka getting a rack from jtr

Brutal. RACK it.

Ken wrote:.172? That would entail putting the bat on the ball

This average factors in any stat-taking errors that might confuse laughing at with laughing with.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Pardon me while I go .net for a moment. Not more than a few minutes ago, I called a local pizza joint as they're running a deal on three small pizzas w/ one topping each for $10. I asked the guy, "Instead of getting one topping on each pizza, can I get all three toppings on just one pizza, and have the other two pizzas be plain cheese?" He paused and had to comprehend that for a second, and then said, "You can only get one topping per pizza."

I'm like, "Dude, I'm not asking you to use more toppings. I'm just asking you to put all of my allotted toppings on the one pizza, instead of spreading them out over three pizzas."

Pizza guy, sticking to his guns: Sorry, but you can only get one topping per pizza. But you can pay extra for additional toppings.

Me: No, you don't get it, do you? What difference does it make if you put all the toppings on one, or all of the pizzas? You're using the exact same amount of toppings. Don't you see?

He paused again, and actually hit me with, "Sir, I have to go," and hung up.

I should roll up on this guy's rusted out Dodge Omni and leave an unsatisfactory survey card on his windshield.

Pizza guy + math = WTF are you thinking MGO?

Next time they have a "buy one pizza, get the second at half price" deal, tell the pre med pizza dude you wanna buy two, and get the third one for free. You might get to hear his brains begin to leak out of his ears.

Pizza place here
had a special --
2 two-topping pizzas --
for $14 I believe.
I asked if I could
get one pizza with
one topping --
and one with
three toppings.

Pizza Nazi said --
“No pizza for you!”
Crazy times!!

Once I
busted open a
bug display case
and snacked on
some bugs!

I felt like throwing up
then -

crazy chyme!!

well i ended up calling back
and a different guy --
answered the phone !!
i think he was the night
manager !!! i got what i
wanted no problems !!!

then i sucked down a 12 pack
of beast light and tapped --
mrs O in the ass !!!
crazy times !

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:then i sucked down a 12 pack
of beast light and tapped --
mrs O in the ass !!!

Rules, dammit!

Sincerely,

IRIE Lagos II

now i have
IRIE
fuckin GAZOS
is sniffing
at Mrs. O's
poopster!

I'll crack him
with a can of
Beast ! !

then I 'll
grind him up
and spread him
on my
mul
ch !!!