Dinsdale wrote:
We've swapped Tacoma stories before.
Bullcrap. They're all your stories. You just post them under two different nicknames. Everybody knows that.
I lived just a couple blocks from where the Army Rangers were having a shindig cookout thingy on Ash St. when the gang bangers showed up. Somewhere around 300 rounds of ammo were expended and no one was injured.
Good work, Rangers.
Our neighbor through the alley watched a gang banger get shot to death next door to him. Apparently dude's next door neighbor was pumping manseed into a gang banger's hottie. Ganger starts beating the door with a ball peen hammer and yelling all kinds of threats. Troy, our neighbor, opened his front door and peeked out. Nobody else on the block opened their door. They'd all lived there long enough to know better. Troy is watching the door take a beating when suddenly it opened and a twelve gauge shotgun blast threw the gang banger dude off the porch, past the sidewalk, and halfway into the street. The 6shot hit dude under the chin and turned the crown of his head inside out. Death was instant. The cops showed up and cleaned the scene. Never asked anyone on the block a single question. Gang banger dude had gang markings on him and the directive at the time was if a gang member gets killed, clean the scene, and move on to more important things.
Troy suffered severely for what he witnessed. He had nightmares like a Vietnam Vet. His wife divorced him which was a pity cuz she was hot. Short, blonde, and DD. He lost his regular job and took a gig as a hod carrier. He couldn't eat cuz everything looked like splattered brains and with the heavy labor of hod carrying he just wasted away. Went from 6'4" and 230 to probably 170 in two months. One day he asked my dad to check on his dog every few days. If the dog looked like it wasn't being fed, don't come into the house. Just call the cops and have them bring the coroner.
Did I mention that the historical society was all over the place? You couldn't build or tear down anything in that area without HS approval. Good call, Historical Nazis, preserve things just the way they are cuz darn it they're just so freaking wonderful. Just like paleontologists think old shit is priceless just because it's old. News flash: It's still shit.
Sirfindafold wrote:who gives a fuck?
Allegedly the hottie that was spreading for Troy's neighbor. Thanks for asking such an appropriate question.
Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby.
