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I've often wondered this, and was reminded of my quandary in another thread. I know movies and TV shows depict the interaction of man and dinosaurs, but I think I remember learning somewhere that this didn't really happen.

For idiots like me, could one of you smart guys give like an elementary time line of from when there was nothing on Earth up until now? You know, plants started growing this year, dinosaurs were invented this year, aliens dropped off some people this year, etc. TIA. Oh, and I'm not trolling as to how fucking stupid I am, either.

Dins?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geologic_time_scale

scroll down to the section titled table of geologic time

SaladTosser wrote:

For idiots like me,

The question in question has an affirmitive answer.

No.

God had dinosaurs bussed in like negras from Mars after the big inning but before the freeze. Dumbasses like yourself should have known that fact. Lastly, they were all placed in the U&L which is why the micro breweries rock there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_evolution

actually this might be better.

poptart: Read the Bible, Salad Tosser ..... particularly the first 3 books of Genesis. If you're reading it carefully it should take an astute guy like you about 15 minutes.

SaladTosser: I don't understand it.

poptart: Read it anyway. Read it 'til you understand it.

I appreciate the time line links, nigs. However, in the 4 minutes I spent reading them, I couldn't figure out if dinosaurs went "Luther being funny" before Greg Oden's ancestors started roaming. Help a lazy, stupid, non-funny internet message board poster out, please.


AP, I see you working, dog. I won't forget that shit, either.

Did people and dinosaurs live together?

Why, of course.

I think you are mocking me. This is a SERIOUS thread.

SaladTosser wrote:Help a lazy, stupid, non-funny internet message board poster out, please.

That's why the cooking forum exists. I'm too lazy to read also. However, knives running across plastic vs. wooden boards is an equally emotional topic.

Ask God to kill Shrubber tonight for his sake please.

I think you are drinking again. By the way, when I saw you typed the word "lazy," it made me think of your eye. Eye apologize, man.

When eye read any post of yours... "one trick pony" seems to be the recurring thought Caddie.

At least you are funnier than pizza boy. So you got THAT going for you Prince.

Actually, I take offense to your "one trick pony" reference. Sure, in the past, my shtick consisted primarily of telling silly stories. However, by evidenced in this thread, I have expanded to discussing thought-provoking topics, mixing in a few quick-witted replies, and topping it all of with a couple of elementary-level smack blasts. Sure, none of my material in this thread is very good, but I'm trying.

Can we please get back to talking about dinosaurs, or maybe something fun ........................... like magic?

SaladTosser wrote: This is a SERIOUS thread.

Here? No such thing. extinct.

I'm guessing that you see this thread as a guided missile headed straight for the archives. That's the only reason I could explain why you jumped in and splattered a spread of complete shit that represents about as much value as it does thought.

By the way, I think you are the dude that everyone refers to as 'Babs.' If that's the case, I feel the need at this time, for whatever reason, to inform you that I am the creator of the Kelly Roehrig troll that caused you to melt uncontrollably. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

Let's talk more dinosaurs.

Caddie, poptart is going to take serious offense to you after his next plateful of Kimshee or whatever crap they eat. Then he is going to "run" you.

Just looking out for my nigga. And no, that was not to make light of the non-funniness-est stuff and y'all.

Actually, I think Poptart and I are pretty tight. He has a complete understanding of how not-funny I am, so he doesn't really call me out on it. It's like that chick who you go down on who has a stinky snatch. Sure, you know it stinks, but there is no need to tell her how badly it stinks. Amateur.

I stopped going down on bitches because after a few weeks of the newness... it is the same old crotchity stank. I don't need to relive that everytime I venture down there either.

They pee down there too.

That idiot who lives on a futon and has a kooky, wandering eye does nothing for me, sexually.

Sincerely,

Every chick you have stopped going down on

SaladTosser wrote:Actually, I think Poptart and I are pretty tight. He has a complete understanding of how not-funny I am, so he doesn't really call me out on it.

'tart isn't funny.

Hey, at least you'll have back up during December.

Say what you will beer meiser, but as the ladies age you have the power. At least I do. Stay away from the nasty funk.

SaladTosser wrote:I think you are mocking me.

Not at all, bro.

I have a feeling Jesus has a sense of humor, especially on his resurrection day. Besides, for all we know, dude rode up to heaven T-Rex style, not via a brontosaurus or something. Of course, the literalists will insist it was a pterasaur.

SaladTosser wrote:I'm guessing that you see this thread as a guided missile headed straight for the archives.

No, that's for good threads.

That's the only reason I could explain why you jumped in and splattered a spread of complete shit that represents about as much value as it does thought.

All I said was serious threads don't exist here.

By the way, I think you are the dude that everyone refers to as 'Babs.'

Wrong. He's some dude from back east I think. I haven't been around that long. I have an Aunt Babs, though. She's pretty fat.

If that's the case, I feel the need at this time, for whatever reason, to inform you that I am the creator of the Kelly Roehrig troll that caused you to melt uncontrollably. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

Let's talk more dinosaurs.

Isn't talking about Kelly Roehrig pretty much like talking about dinosaurs? Both are overly large beasts that eat a lot.

Kelly may be the missing link between man and dinosaur.

see how helpful this is turning out?

Si I'm watching "Planet Earth" on TV right now while reading this thread, and I say to myself "Thank 'God' for The Discovery Channel for showing us some light in all the darkness brought on by all the poptarts of the world."

Q, West Coast Style wrote:............ darkness brought on by all the poptarts of the world."

When Biggie made his card deck I was a Heart, not a Spade.

SaladTosser wrote:Did people and dinosaurs live together?

"You think I pull this cart around for shits and giggles"?!!

SaladTosser wrote:Did people and dinosaurs live together?

Well, duh.

Ya, never mind. I figured this shit out for myself. Sorry for bothering you cats.

Goober McTuber wrote:

SaladTosser wrote:Did people and dinosaurs live together?

Well, duh.

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hey fella take it to the bestiality forum!

any dinosaur skeletons found with human skeletons in the belly area? That could help.

SaladTosser wrote:Ya, never mind. I figured this shit out for myself. Sorry for bothering you cats.

No shit. These people went an entire page w/o a Land of the Lost reference. Ni99as be slippin'.

Jsc810 wrote:poptart, is the world about 6,000 years old, or about 6 billion years old?

I'll ask Luther.

Sure, they lived together. In some cases, very closely. Dig up the U&L, and you'll unearth human pelvises conveniently resting next to the remains of dinosaur dimeholes.

Because that is how they rolled.