***Death Pool Standings***

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***Death Pool Standings***

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Even though this is the last time I'm going to sponsor this tremendous event, I will keep my word in doing the updates and will provide the winner with his/her prize at the end of the year. I haven't posted since sometime around XMAS and I hope all is alive and well...you too, Toddowen.

We are all in first place. Not one pick has been a keeper. We did have some near misses though :

* Mister Bushice took Gerald Ford and he A.R.T. on Dec 26. Had he lasted until January, Bushy would've garnereed 7 points, plus the bonus.

* MuchoBalls came really close with Fidel Castro. I could be wrong with who had him as numerous people selected him.

*KCDave couldn't keep Lamar Hunt alive until Jan. and he was 73.

*L45B had James Brown but he died on Christmas at the age of 73. I actually think L45B should get a complimentary hand clap as they didn't bury JB until 2007.

I'll see you at the 6th month mark for another update.

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Luther wrote:I'll see you at the 6th month mark for another update.
Hopefully, by then, you will have fallen victim to your own creation.
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Luth, I picked Ernest Gallo. (March 18, 1909 – March 6, 2007). I believe I am in first by 9 points with the rest of the participants in a tie for dead (pardon the pun) last.

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Luther wrote:* MuchoBalls came really close with Fidel Castro. I could be wrong with who had him as numerous people selected him.
I have him. I'm surprised he's still alive.
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MuchoBulls wrote:
Luther wrote:* MuchoBalls came really close with Fidel Castro. I could be wrong with who had him as numerous people selected him.
I have him. I'm surprised he's still alive.
He's not. I am playing cards with him right now.

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Luther wrote:
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Welcome Back, Luth

There was a horrible rumor going around that you had joined the dead pool.
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Luther is dead to all of us.

His spirit only returns because he can't break his earthly bonds until the Death Pool has been closed out.
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is it too late to pick for this piece of shit game? my picks:

every single one of you scared, pathetic fruits who dare step to me this summer.
Get fucked, dick.
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keith jackson is a legend and the voice of college football you miserable prick. you've been bumped near the top of my list, asshole
Get fucked, dick.
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88, what do expect from a dude who wears a bicycle helmet to bed?
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Hey Douche,

When do you plan on being in California? I've got the entire summer open. We can meet. I'll buy the uppercuts.

Oh, bring a chinstrap. The ground is really hard out here.
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Douchebag wrote:is it too late to pick for this piece of shit game? my picks:

every single one of you scared, pathetic fruits who dare step to me this summer.
I'll amend one of my picks and put you on there once Cicero takes you out on the first stop on your "tour".
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RACK 88! :lol:
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Bwaaa! Definitely didn't see that one coming when scrolling down...
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Yeah, but you'd think a successful attorney could mix in a freaking manicure every one or six weeks.
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Toddowen wrote:I can't honestly say that my presence on this board is solid for the rest of this year.
Keep thinking those thoughts, Todd, and have another drink. Don't forget the ammunition, either. I'm here to help.
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Good to see you back Luth. This board is better when you are around.
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Funny stuff.

Cool looking Smith, too.
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wow, rack the fucking hell out of 88.

two slugs in the dome of that shit troll would be fan fucking tastic.
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rozy wrote:Yeah, but you'd think a successful attorney could mix in a freaking manicure every one or six weeks.
cuticle smack...is it a first?


ruling?
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fuck that horseshit...I'm going to rip douchebag up with my bare hands. I haven't taken care of my nails in like forever, and they are itching to rake through the gelatinous cheekfat as I tear up Douchebag. 88, you'll have to settle on pumping his shower curtain shroud full of hot lead, because he's gonna be sporting his Inevitable Human Result dance by the time he floats upriver your way.
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Meanwhile in a death pool update, I just racked up 16 points. Vonnegut went Ice Nine today. No bonus though.

Damn. 2 out of 5 of my picks have kicked. I think it's best if I put Douchebag on my list. I have the highest loss percentage so far.

Oh and RACK 88 :)
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Toddowen wrote:I can't honestly say that my presence on this board is solid for the rest of this year. Something's come up that may take me away and for keeps this time.
You finally got caught didn’t you, you drunken pedophile.
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Post by jiminphilly »

Goober McTuber wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I can't honestly say that my presence on this board is solid for the rest of this year. Something's come up that may take me away and for keeps this time.
You finally got caught didn’t you, you drunken pedophile.
Or he found a stronger rope.
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Mister Bushice wrote:Vonnegut went Ice Nine today.
Nice.

Kilgore Trout would certainly approve.
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orcinus wrote: Kilgore Trout would certainly approve.

As would Jerry Gracia and Joe Satriani.
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