T1B

Pretty wild.

Works for Moscow, Belfast, Paris, Dublin, etc.. etc..

Greenland, Iceland, etc.. no dice.

Is that board funny? Throw your homie a life raft.

These threads are making me thirsty.

e wrote:not really.

uniwatch.com

That place is great. Actually, I misread your original posting and added a "t" to the URL. Still, I'm happy I found unitwatch.com.



-Irie

I think this thread is going along quite swimmingly.

88, shoot this thread, please

This is the best thread on the board.

I shall fight for this thread with righteous indignation.

Douchebag is going to clean up in the lower midwest.

PSUFAN wrote:88, shoot this thread, please

She's got no hope in Southern Indiana. I'll open up a who douchebag of whoopass on the Douchegal.

IndyFrisco wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:88, shoot this thread, please

She's got no hope in Southern Indiana. I'll open up a who douchebag of whoopass on the Douchegal.

Not if he rolls through pburg first. psu is 'sposed to kill him there, that inconsiderate bastard.

The ghost of Douchebag will haunt us all.

smackaholic wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:88, shoot this thread, please

She's got no hope in Southern Indiana. I'll open up a who douchebag of whoopass on the Douchegal.

Not if he rolls through pburg first. psu is 'sposed to kill him there, that inconsiderate bastard.

PSU,

Please only kill douche a little bit.

sin,

the rest of the country.

i've been reading this board obsessively for the past three weeks. some days i just eye certain posters until i start twitching with severe rage

i am in the process of creating a Top Ten Ranking shit list that that will result in all of you paralyzed, and the dumbfuck lucky enough to be at the #1 person WILL BE MURDERED. no questions asked. he will die. this distinction will go to the poster i hate more than anybode else and he WILL BE ERADICATED. most evrerybody else will just get a good , long assbeating.

i will reveal this list in due time, dicktargets. you do not want to be on this fucking Shit List

oh yes, OH yes BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! be afraid. i'm fucking dangerous!!!

I never make any lists, dammit.

A shit troll with 105 posts in 4-5 months? I'm gonna go waaaaaaaay out on a limb here and guess Dins or BSmack.

It's still early on, but I really think I might be able to take this Douchebag guy. I'll have to talk it over with my wife to see if I can drive up to Kansas City that weekend, but the prospect of knocking his block off is intriguing, to say the least.

I just need to see if Wags will watch my back during our fisticuff scuffle. I'd hate for that other fellow to sneak up and Pearl Harbor me with a knuckle sandwich.

I will mess you up, man.

orcinus wrote:
I just need to see if Wags will watch my back during our fisticuff scuffle.

As long as "watching your back" means standing across the street and saying "there's a guy behind you, Orc" I think you're good.

Never underestimate the ass-whipping abilities of a forklift driver, Bushie.

Once I punch that Douchebag fellow in the neck meat, I'm going to need someone to distract him so I can make it around the corner.

I just need to make certain I bring a cooler of Bud Light with me to Kansas City so Wags can warm up properly. Might need to hit a residence home or two that afternoon to train a bit, as well.

Wow ... this is going to be awesome.

You might also consider getting wags warmed up with a little:

ORC:"You're a loser!"
WHITEY: "I know you are but what am I?"
ORC:"You're a dumbass!"
WHITEY: "I know you are but what am I?"
ORC:"You're a shitty poster!"
WHITEY: "I know you are but what am I?"
ORC:"You're a dog killer!"
WHITEY: "It was the unlatched GATE! THE GATE! THE GATE! THE GATE!!!!"

If that doesn't fire up the stick armed goggle eyed pinhead whitey, nothing will.

He might even throw a few empty bottles of bud in Douches general direction during the fight. That might be enough of an opening for you to get out.

Whitey can be useful if enraged.

I don't recall Wags going to the IKYABWAI card often. I think it was that other guy.

Wags' schtick is kicking in teefers.

You can't be serious. Whitey Wagon is the quintessential Kansas City retard. He's the bastard child of KC Paul 3.0 and Jenny Craig.

orcinus wrote:I don't recall Wags going to the IKYABWAI card often. I think it was that other guy.

DamnOrc, you've missed a lot. A WHOLE lot.

Wags' schtick is kicking in teefers.

If teefers are the stinky shit encrusted hairs growing out of his own ass, Hell yeah. He's all that.

20. Merge onto Atlantic Ave
21. Turn right at Central St
22. Turn right onto Long Wharf
23. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean

Cute.....

Btw -- I'd take Atlantic down one street farther to State and bypass Central altogether. Going that way brings you right past the Aquarium and would add a good 5 minutes of traffic time.

Douchebag wrote:i am in the process of creating a Top Ten Ranking shit list

This is where I started laughing.

e wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:Douchebag is going to clean up in the lower midwest.

maybe you can have him clean your underwear at the same time, poofan

Also, can he change your medical waste bag? See, this is shaping up to be a very productive tour.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:20. Merge onto Atlantic Ave
21. Turn right at Central St
22. Turn right onto Long Wharf
23. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean

Cute.....

Btw -- I'd take Atlantic down one street farther to State and bypass Central altogether. Going that way brings you right past the Aquarium and would add a good 5 minutes of traffic time.

I'm not so sure an extra 5 minutes of vehicle traffic matters all that much, given the months of swimming you've got ahead of you.

Mister Bushice wrote:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:20. Merge onto Atlantic Ave
21. Turn right at Central St
22. Turn right onto Long Wharf
23. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean

Cute.....

Btw -- I'd take Atlantic down one street farther to State and bypass Central altogether. Going that way brings you right past the Aquarium and would add a good 5 minutes of traffic time.

I'm not so sure an extra 5 minutes of vehicle traffic matters all that much, given the months of swimming you've got ahead of you.

about 29 days 10 hours

119+ miles a day. I don't think even Michael Phelps could keep that pace.

maybe you gotta use fins.

I'm not gonna kill Douchebag. I'm just gonna eat 3 cans of Green Giant Niblets Corn, eat a whole bar of Ex-Lax and then tatter her face with Niblets as they escape my stink star in an automatic machine gun stream.

Knowing the 'Bag, she'll like it and ask for the cob.

I'll ease up on him, so we can hear the rapid dull thudding report of cornshot on his listless, witless expanse of facedough.

works other way, you can go from england to new england, north dakota in no time apparently.