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Holy Christ. Rack Mace.

I'd Rack Mace as well but for two things:

1. Dude doesn't need any for his resume.

2. Coods will say that I'm "defending" him. :roll:

Aw, fuck it. Rack Mace any damn way.

I'll rack Mace as well. Oh, and btw . . .

Mace wrote:Dins is noticeably absent this weekend and word has it that he's out looking for a job.

I call bullshit.

I've gone toe to toe with Dins many more times than i've ever fucking RACK'd him.


The failed attempt at old skool SC smack you call an epic opening blast was nothing short of coma inducing. Props on wasting 2 minutes of everyone's fucking life who bothers to read that pathetically humorless tripe, you creaky old cunt.


Stick to what you know Grace-namely, reminiscing about the last time your shit Cubs won the world series, and cleaning your steel wooled ballhairs well enough so TNW tards like Wags and Clitshice dont slip when they're climbing them like the armed forces do a cargo net.

I think Terry is more of a nutlicker than a basic issue tard (BIT). At least he married a nappy-haired ho. So he's got THAT going for him... which is nice.

hehehehe. dinsdale

i was also not lokin do work todahy. bwahyaahahahah

rack

Raydah James wrote: The failed attempt at old skool SC smack you call an epic opening blast...

It didn't fail.

Would that you could come up with something half as creative, instead of flossing pubic hairs.

Oh, and Lames? I seem to remember YOU taking it up the exhaust pipe on numerous occasions at TNW, so don't even think about dissing that BOARD.

Sorta' funny that you've "went toe to toe" with Dins, though. One full of shit poster dancing with another is the image that comes to mind. Who got the final reach around? Or is this more of a work in process?

Raydah James wrote:. Props on wasting 2 minutes of everyone's fucking life who bothers to read that pathetically humorless tripe, you creaky old cunt.

Yeah Mace, if you wanna bring Jiminy DUH on board the humor train, you gotta roll in some references to sucking dicks and drippy cunts in your posts. He will then rack you.

Not that you'd want to, but you gotta realize that jiminy is working with a limited set of flash cards here.

3 people RACKED Mace. Two (Whitey and Terry) are posters Dins rails against on a semi-regular basis. The third, Bushice, got called out by Dins the day before. Hmmmmm....


Btw... Bushice. A shocked emoticon followed by 3 LOLs is a little over the top for such a pedestrian effort, don't you think?

My T1B "I'm too stupid to put this into actual words and stuff" Rating System generated the following:

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Rack Mace's old school blast.

rack the effort.

Dins will wash on you like the surf on the sand

It's a toss-up between D- or F+.

How appropos that one of the critics of Mace's eminently rackable post would be Raydunce Lames. Seriously James, you can remove your lips from Dinsdales nutsack anytime now. If you don't get the irony of racking a poster who's busy racking himself, well....sorry you're so fuckin' stoopud and irony challenged.

Mace, you're old-school story blast was funny as hell. And certainly it was far funniner than anything Digsdale has posted in his own self-hyping thread.

Props, racks and slings all around my brother.

IndyFrisco wrote:It's a toss-up between D- or F+.

I'll take "Reasons why IF didn't graduate from High School" for $100, Alex.

War Wagon wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:It's a toss-up between D- or F+.

I'll take "Reasons why IF didn't graduate from High School" for $100, Alex.

I'll take my white collar job over your blue collar one, forklift-boy.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:3 people RACKED Mace. Two (Whitey and Terry) are posters Dins rails against on a semi-regular basis. The third, Bushice, got called out by Dins the day before. Hmmmmm....


Btw... Bushice. A shocked emoticon followed by 3 LOLs is a little over the top for such a pedestrian effort, don't you think?

My T1B "I'm too stupid to put this into actual words and stuff" Rating System generated the following:

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RACK



Also looks like somebody slipped Wags some actual alcohol during his miller lite binge yesterday. At TNW, I did nothing more than give football takes on my team, you delusional dipshit. Scoreboard BB is when I unleashed the fury on the window licking KC Tards daily.




Honestly, Do you ever get tired of being a complete and utter dumbfuck?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:3 people RACKED Mace. Two (Whitey and Terry) are posters Dins rails against on a semi-regular basis. The third, Bushice, got called out by Dins the day before. Hmmmmm....


Btw... Bushice. A shocked emoticon followed by 3 LOLs is a little over the top for such a pedestrian effort, don't you think?

Oh, I don't know,

Sin,

The three other people who chimed in with a rack after your drippy little girl whine was posted.

If you wait around Jimmy the 'Duh will be sure to run some of his epic "roll your forehead across the keyboard" or "flapping your dick polishers", or "shit tunnel cleaner" epic repeat smack soon. Those simplistic homo and retard references he recycles constantly might just be more your brand of humor 'ucantdoitdoggiestyle".

Oh and here's a couple of for ya.

RJ gets a RACK for knowing AND using old school smack

Monica gets un-racked for not having a fucking clue what old school smack IS

And Mace... I'm sure you worked really hard thinking up... whatever the fuck you were yammering about. Too bad it fell flat, but aside from not making a fucking bit of sense, it had the added disadvantage of being written by you- the Jake33 of the Geritol Generation- so the chances of it not sucking were practically non-existent at the outset

Mister Bushice wrote:Sin, The three other people who chimed in with a rack after your drippy little girl whine was posted.

Let's take a look at those 3 posters, shall we?

BitchSmacked was also called out by Dins. Jay is currently battling w/ Dins in a another thread. That's leaves one legititmate poster who might not (can you really trust a dude who is AKA Mr Poopypants?) have an agenda in regards to doling out a RACK.

You didn't really help yourself out there, did ya? Let's add qualatative analysis to the ever-growing list of things you suck at.

At one point in time or another Dins has called out just about every one here, so there goes that stupid concept.

Try and hold the thought that no one elected you as the arbiter of who counts and doesn't. Just like every other freaking thread here (with the exception of the m2ool and Fat Paul pile ons), there are always people who are either for or against.

and P Fucking S, Jay isn't battling with Dins in another thread, he's handing him his ass on a platter. Again.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:...have an agenda in regards to doling out a RACK.

So now we're reduced to judging the perceived agenda of those passing out a Rack? Shit dawg, are we still in Jr. High School here, or what?

We ALL have an agenda to one extent or another. Tell me you knew.

Now then, my current agenda is getting YOU to agree to run the NFL draft contest this year. Successfully completed, many hearty and sincere Racks will ensue.

Mister Bushice wrote:At one point in time or another

Now you've REALLY went and done it...

When Dins is presented with his ass on a platter, does he persuade it to go out to the parking lot for a little "talk", and then strut in to tell his roommate about nailing another barskank in the pooper?

Raydah James wrote:At TNW, I did nothing more than give football takes on my team, you delusional dipshit. Scoreboard BB is when I unleashed the fury on the window licking KC Tards daily.

RJ speaks the truth....

carry on......

War Wagon wrote:So now we're reduced to judging the perceived agenda of those passing out a Rack?

When it's that fucking obvious.... uhm, yes.

When Mace makes me chuckle, I'll give him a rack. AGENDA LAID BARE!!!!

PSUFAN wrote:AGENDA!

No one said your motives were untoward. :HandyWipe:
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You've always seemed like a straight shooter, your in-state brethren notwithstanding. I even started a thread about Jetta Man and this very topic a while back. Remember?

Dins is by far, one of the greatest trolls these boards have ever seen.

That being said Mace's lampoon was spot on, with the exception of ... it lacked some "On the eight day God created the U&L" stuff.

Dinsdale Pirhanna is true to his namesake.



RACK Mace

Stop it, Tom. You're screwing up Ucants stats.

Tom In VA wrote:Dins is by far, one of the greatest trolls these boards have ever seen.

That being said Mace's lampoon was spot on, with the exception of ... it lacked some "On the eight day God created the U&L" stuff.

I thought it was pretty good, but it was just reallyreallyreally missing a certain something.

Tom, didn't YOU hit on sweet-pea back in the day? She said you were a fatbody, pasty white, fat fucker that was full of self-woe. She posted pics of herself of a girl I actually knew. The girl in her alleged pics was from Hungary and named Eva Timea (save the last name) was only 23 y/o in those pics. sweet-pea was 34 at the time.

poptart ran her fast.

I'll rack Mace and Jay in advance as those guys can brings what is missed here.... funny smack. Go ahead meatheads... try Mace or Jay out. It's been 5 or 6 years sinceI've fucked with those cats.

Lastly, I want to see a Patsy or whatever that new chick from the U&L tit shots even in T's.

Atomic Punk wrote:Tom, didn't YOU hit on sweet-pea back in the day?

That's a negative.

Bullshit Tom. bekk101 told me differently. I even have REAL pics of her hairy ass and they weren't the ones the tards bought into with the Hungarian chick.

Atomic Punk wrote:Bullshit Tom. bekk101 told me differently. I even have REAL pics of her hairy ass and they weren't the ones the tards bought into with the Hungarian chick.

AP sorry dude but you're dead wrong. Your Private Eye skillz must be going.

Tom In VA wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:Bullshit Tom. bekk101 told me differently. I even have REAL pics of her hairy ass and they weren't the ones the tards bought into with the Hungarian chick.

AP sorry dude but you're dead wrong. Your Private Eye skillz must be going.

That's just fucking cruel Tom.

Tom In VA wrote:Dins is by far, one of the greatest trolls these boards have ever seen.

Exactly!

Tom In VA wrote:That being said Mace's lampoon was spot on.

Yes, it was. However.... since when did doing a satire on satire make any sense at all?

I am thinking of starting a thread about the students who died yesterday in Blacksburgh, ridiculing 1SMOOTHG on what his take on the subject might be. I am sure a bunch of tards who don't "get it" would RACK my efforts.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
I am thinking of starting a thread

BWAHAHAHAHA Good one dude.

RACK Mace. And fuck the miserable talent-vacuums who drool down his ankle.

BSmack wrote:

Tom In VA wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:Bullshit Tom. bekk101 told me differently. I even have REAL pics of her hairy ass and they weren't the ones the tards bought into with the Hungarian chick.

AP sorry dude but you're dead wrong. Your Private Eye skillz must be going.

That's just fucking cruel Tom.

It is? How so Brian? False info smack really hurts me now?

How would you be defined? A nutlicker?

^^^ 5 questions your short and ugly fat ass can't answer.

Atomic Punk wrote:

BSmack wrote:

Tom In VA wrote: AP sorry dude but you're dead wrong. Your Private Eye skillz must be going.

That's just fucking cruel Tom.

It is? How so Brian? False info smack really hurts me now?

How would you be defined? A nutlicker?

^^^ 5 questions your short and ugly fat ass can't answer.

Methinks the lazy eye doth protest too much.