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Woke up yesterday morning to the smell of smoke in my condo. Checked around... nothing on fire. Walked outside and it looked foggy, but smelled like fire. It's been like this for two days now. Huge fire in Gawjuh (13 homes have burned down :(), and the wind is blowing it all in this direction. I can't breathe and I have a headache and it's getting on my nerves and disasters like this pretty much suck.

Thanks for listening.



From my camera phone:

Trying to lure ppanther out of retirement?

hernia check?

Fire's in Gawjuh. Smoke's here.

Jsc810 wrote:This is in Jacksonville??

All of your litigation must be on a pro bono basis. You seriously can't charge people to be a dumb fuck, can you?

patsy stone wrote:Huge fire in Gawjuh.

Gawjeh = Georgia? I'm sure shutyomouth's involved...

PSUFAN wrote:Gawjeh = Georgia? I'm sure shutyomouth's involved...

No flash! No flash!

Patsy,

I like you, and I care...a lot. I'm concerned especially about your respiratory system, and not just the inside part.

Just trust me on this.

Here in San Antonio we endured months of a stinking mulch fire about the size of Mt. Rushmore. It burned from Christmas Eve through March. Hell, it's probably still smoldering. The smoke covered the entire region. Well anyway, the ladies here are resourceful and maybe you could take a hint from them. Almost instinctively, they would take their shirts and pull them up over their faces, the really creative ones would poke their cute little faces out. Some of them took to walking around on their knees, because as you know, you wanna stay below that nasty old smoke. It worked most excellently and sponsored a kind of solidarity and goodwill throughout the community. You should give this a try, and tell all your girlfriends to try it with you. Take pictures and send them to me and I'll let you know if you're doing right. Just looking out for ya.


PS
Take lots of pictures, the angles can be tricky and I don't want you to miss the full effect.

Love,
Fat Bones

Whaaa. Cry me a river.

'Round these parts, we call that "The U&L in late summer."


RACK Fat Bones-btw.

that looks like southside blvd. or atlantic. perhaps beach. can you give me a clue? i cant look in your windows if i dont know where you live.

Nothing to worry about....at least it's not FOG.

bbqjones wrote: i cant look in your windows if i dont know where you live.

Rack the drunken Q!

Patsy, I was stuck at the Jacksonvile* airport for a couple of hours on Monday. I thought of your lovely breasts to help pass the time away, but even that didn't help much.


* yes, that was on purpose

bbqjones wrote:that looks like southside blvd.

;)

You guys thinking about patsy's lovely breasts?

I'll think about patsy's lovely breasts.

Cuda wrote:Trying to lure ppanther out of retirement?

Rack Big Barracuda....

Nice ole skool reset's placed perfectly are always fresh.