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So, a few hours ago there was a shooting in downtown PGH, about three blocks from where I work:

http://pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburght ... 03549.html
The gunman drove a stolen vehicle to Fourth Avenue, where he parked and walked up to a man as he talked on a pay phone in front of VIP Styles, Kraus said. The assailant pulled out a gun, put it to the man's head and when the man turned around, the gunman realized he had the wrong man, Kraus said.

"When the guy turned around the suspect realized it was mistaken identity and kind of gave a polite apology," Kraus said. "He said something to the effect of 'My bad' and let the guy go."


The gunman then returned to his vehicle and waited about five minutes before returning to the 400 block of Smithfield Street.
Well, that was right decent of him.
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the gunman realized he had the wrong man
Uh oh. I'd watch your back, bro. Looks like Douchebag is looking for you already. This explains his sudden absence from the board.
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Maybe that's what DB was talking about, how he wanted to sit with me and drink a beer, blah, bla...the kinder, gentler douche.

FUCK that noise. This is to the DEATH - HIS DEATH.
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the gunman realized he had the wrong man

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Dude, your owner has...ahem...made his way through the employment world. Hit Man is a job that he cannot possibly claim to have had.

Miss Man? Has a definite ring...
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This troll is rackable.
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PSUFAN wrote:So, a few hours ago there was a shooting in downtown PGH, about three blocks from where I work:

http://pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburght ... 03549.html
The gunman drove a stolen vehicle to Fourth Avenue, where he parked and walked up to a man as he talked on a pay phone in front of VIP Styles, Kraus said. The assailant pulled out a gun, put it to the man's head and when the man turned around, the gunman realized he had the wrong man, Kraus said.

"When the guy turned around the suspect realized it was mistaken identity and kind of gave a polite apology," Kraus said. "He said something to the effect of 'My bad' and let the guy go."


The gunman then returned to his vehicle and waited about five minutes before returning to the 400 block of Smithfield Street.
Well, that was right decent of him.
I bet the dude shit his tighty whiteys.

PSU ... nah, too easy.
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You put the 9 to my Dome
I put the Stripe in my Draws


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Fruit of the Looms get a stain
When you put the 9 to my brain
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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PSUFAN wrote:I can't rap...so good.
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PSUFAN wrote:So, a few hours ago there was a shooting in downtown PGH, about three blocks from where I work:

http://pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburght ... 03549.html
The gunman drove a stolen vehicle to Fourth Avenue, where he parked and walked up to a man as he talked on a pay phone in front of VIP Styles, Kraus said. The assailant pulled out a gun, put it to the man's head and when the man turned around, the gunman realized he had the wrong man, Kraus said.

"When the guy turned around the suspect realized it was mistaken identity and kind of gave a polite apology," Kraus said. "He said something to the effect of 'My bad' and let the guy go."


The gunman then returned to his vehicle and waited about five minutes before returning to the 400 block of Smithfield Street.
Well, that was right decent of him.
By this time tomorrow I will be across the River from from 4th Avenue at the Warhol. Maybe afterwards the wife and I will wander down to Peppi's and have a Roethlisburger before heading back to Beaver Falls. It sure makes me feel better knowing that Pittsburgh street criminals are so damn polite.
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Post by King Crimson »

there have been a hella lot of movies about hit men/professional assassins in the last few years.

shadowboxer, layer cake, a campy one with Pierce Brosnan and some other "famous" guy....forget the name....etc.
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Close call...l
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