T1B

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:04 am**

I just feel all warm and fuzzy after the draft guru debacle.....:sigh:

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:08 am**

What debacle?

The NFL forum is the quiet giant of T1B. It can go from zero to 60 in 5 seconds and then stop on a dime. Lotta' history here, and more to be made.

I see no debacle, other than feelsdick being an honorary mod. Now that's a debacle. Good to know the admins won't even let the dweeb sticky a thread up in this bitch, the short leashed cur.

Group hug, my ass.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:15 pm**

I was just happy for the opportunity to kick sand in Dallas Fanatic's vagina.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:28 pm**

Dear Mr DF,
People are allowed to express their own opinions on matters without "swinging from someone's sack." Especially seeing as most of Goob's recent posts directed towards me cannot be described as... kind. While I do respect him as a poster... we are DEFINITELY NOT "buds." So... I guess what I am saying is, go fuck yourself, DickInMyAss Fanatic.

Respectfully,
Ucant

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:14 pm**

War Wagon wrote: I see no debacle, other than feelsdick being an honorary mod. Now that's a debacle. Good to know the admins won't even let the dweeb sticky a thread up in this bitch, the short leashed cur.

so weeble wagon, exactly what is the problem here....for the life of me I can't remember the last time I directed anything toward you.....

or are you just lashing out again after suffering yet another in a long line of beatdowns......

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:18 pm**

..ah yes, me thinks the looming NFL Draft has whomever (whoever?) stoked, primed and ready to rumble.
Are you ready?........Are you ready?...then let's get it on!

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:02 pm**

Feelsdix wrote: exactly what is the problem here.

Oh, no problem, I just like giving you a snuggie every now and then and since I know how sensitive you are about any criticism directed towards your modsmanship. It just seemed like the right thing to do at the time, in staying away from the group hug theme, that is.

Say, is it really true that you can't even post a sticky up in this bitch?

BWA-HAHAHAHAHA

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:08 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:I was just happy for the opportunity to kick sand in Dallas Fanatic's vagina.

Oh wow Goob. You really got me man. You really got me.

:roll:

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:10 pm**

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Dear Mr DF,
People are allowed to express their own opinions on matters without "swinging from someone's sack." Especially seeing as most of Goob's recent posts directed towards me cannot be described as... kind. While I do respect him as a poster... we are DEFINITELY NOT "buds." So... I guess what I am saying is, go fuck yourself, DickInMyAss Fanatic.

Respectfully,
Ucant

Its all good Ucant. I mean such a defensive post as you have written above, ended with a DickInMyAss reference, only suggests what this board has known all along. Continue with your melting.

Sincerely,

DallasFanatic

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:12 pm**

Felix should be fired, shot, or hung.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:29 pm**

RayDaviesFanatic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I was just happy for the opportunity to kick sand in Dallas Fanatic's vagina.
Oh wow Goob. You really got me man. You really got me.

Yeah, you really got me now
You got me so I dont know what Im doin, now
Oh yeah, you really got me now
You got me so I cant sleep at night

You really got me
You really got me
You really got me

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:41 pm**

DickInMyAssFanatic wrote:only suggests what this board has known all along.

If you would be so kind as to make this ignorant soul privy to what "the rest of you" have kept a secret for so many a year. Please, good sir, do tell. You do speak for "the board", don't you? Does it not read Town Crier beneath your homosexually charged DIMAF Nic? I believe it does. Pray tell...

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:45 pm**

Qbert has one 'tee' but no balls.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:51 pm**

War Wagon wrote:
Say, is it really true that you can't even post a sticky up in this bitch?

no, that's not true.....

but congrats on displacing douchebag in my sig asshat......

poptart wrote:Felix should be fired, shot, or hung.

or maybe all three.....

that douche is wasting bandwidth that could be put to better use with more of Snorewagons rants.....

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:32 pm**

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
DickInMyAssFanatic wrote:only suggests what this board has known all along.

If you would be so kind as to make this ignorant soul privy to what "the rest of you" have kept a secret for so many a year. Please, good sir, do tell. You do speak for "the board", don't you? Does it not read Town Crier beneath your homosexually charged DIMAF Nic? I believe it does. Pray tell...

Come on UCant, you certainly can do better than this. The fact that is, the board witnessed one your your vaginal meltdowns. This is not breaking news. I know, I know, the Mod changed my post! The mod changed my post! Dude it was a grammar change. Still not sure if it was the right one but that is neither here nor there. Continue referencing dick in the ass all you want. How 3rd graderish of you. Step up to the plate vag, or just shut up and run the damn guru contest.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:49 pm**

I came to the NFL forum in the offseason to watch a little smack go down...and all I got was "that's not smack" smack.

The "TNS" smack can be æffective...in the right hands. Unfortunately in this case...it's not.

Gonna drop a "IKYABWAI" on him next, DF?

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:57 pm**

It's "whomever" when "whomever" is the direct object of the sentence, not the subject of the sentence. I.E., the one that is having something done to them (plungeree) not the one performing the action (plungerer).

And Dins, if you affect something, you produce an effect. Affect is a verb, effect is a noun. So you can't effect something and you can't cause an affect.

As always, I'm here to help... :D

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:17 pm**

OCmike wrote: And Dins, if you affect something, you produce an effect. Affect is a verb, effect is a noun. So you can't effect something and you can't cause an affect.

UH-OHHHHHHH

Yeah, I used to think I had the effect/affect rules down...much like you think you do*.

That was until I got lit up like a methpipe at an Irie orgy over it.

The debate was settled by compromise -- the word "æffect" is suitable for both uses.

* - Might want to rethink your definitions. It's not nearly so simple as you think. They're both nouns and trasitive verbs, depending on some complicated usage rules.

But you go ahead and think whatever you want. I was you once...and that "debate" ended pretty badly for me. But you choose your own path, brother.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:27 pm**

I'll just stick to the methods of using the words that I ~~know~~ think to be correct and it's all good.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:34 pm**

OCmike wrote:I'll just stick to the methods of using the words that I ~~know~~ think to be correct and it's all good.

Yeah, I used to think I was all good, too...then I took an "Affect/Effect" asskicking at the hands of some of the board-scholars.

For example, I've unilaterally decided that this board is teh suck lately. Rather than sitting around whining about it, I've decided to EFFECT an attitude change on this board. I'm not trying to "affect" a change, I'm trying to "effect" one. But proper board lexicon means I am trying to "æffect" one.

Complicated shit.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:38 pm**

Dinsdale wrote: Complicated shit.

Thanks for that...

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:20 pm**

this thread has had (a/an) pronounced æffect on/to me......

Posted: **Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:35 am**

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

hmmmm.....after all of THIS????

poptart wrote:Qbert has one 'tee' but no balls.

EXECUTE Felix......

cruixification....GOOD---->line on the LEFT...one Cross EACH....

got IT.

WOK yer'DOG yellow~ball Boy!!!!!

T1B

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