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So who had Boris Yeltsin in the Deathpool?

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:58 pm
by Nishlord
He's gone, according to the BBC.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:03 pm
by Bizzarofelice
I want to see what his nose ended up lookin' like at the end. I bet there wasn't an unburst vessel in the bulbous fucker.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:03 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Bizzarofelice wrote:I want to see what his nose ended up lookin' like at the end. I bet there wasn't an unburst vessel in the bulbous fucker.
Maybe not, but I'll take Yeltsin and Clinton over Putin and Bush any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:33 pm
by L45B
So the question now is: Who's gonna coach the Golden State Warriors?

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:51 pm
by OCmike
Right country, wrong communist.

Sin,

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:03 pm
by LTS TRN 2
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One of these guys REALLY ended the Cold War, and could drink John Madden under the table. And by virtue of his non-CIA-sponsored heroism, he stands clearly as one of the greatest men of the last century.

Re: So who had Boris Yeltsin in the Deathpool?

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:21 pm
by BSmack
Nishlord wrote:He's gone, according to the BBC.
And nothin gonna bring him back.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:32 pm
by The Seer
He uhhh, died of natural causes....There will be no need for an autopsy.....



Sincerely,

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Re: So who had Boris Yeltsin in the Deathpool?

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:54 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
BSmack wrote:
Nishlord wrote:He's gone, according to the BBC.
And nothin gonna bring him back.
Same old rat in a drain ditch.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:19 pm
by tuff gong
The Seer wrote:Image
wow, could his eyes get a LITTLE closer together? looks like Kilroy

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:10 am
by bbqjones
Bizzarofelice wrote:I want to see what his nose ended up lookin' like at the end. I bet there wasn't an unburst vessel in the bulbous fucker.

if the oustidw of your nose bleeds when you wash yhoi7uy face, are your an alcholsic,k. ?

its only happended a cou7ple of times so far. but my boogers in ther morning are bloody too.

i havenet shit blood or piss or pus. at least not on purpose.

my tummy hurts

Re: So who had Boris Yeltsin in the Deathpool?

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:16 am
by LTS TRN 2
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Nishlord wrote:He's gone, according to the BBC.
And nothin gonna bring him back.
Same old rat in a drain ditch.
Sorry, Whistler, but unlike Pigpen, Brent, and Jerry, Yeltsin was a REALman, not some idiot stoner with no agenda beyond the next score.

Really, aren't you a little...ridiculous?...attempting to smear the name of a great man?

After all, Whistler, who do you support? Some ZioNazi fuckstains who learned everything from their own torturers?

What do you support? The fantasy-land race-state nightmare pathetically called "Israel"--a brief, failed experiment itself 3000 years ago? What a sick joke!

Why don't you get a clue....and WAKE UP!!

Re: So who had Boris Yeltsin in the Deathpool?

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:13 pm
by BSmack
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Why don't you get a clue....and WAKE UP!!
Nothin left to do but smile, smile, smile.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:29 pm
by PSUFAN
tuff gong wrote:
The Seer wrote:Image
wow, could his eyes get a LITTLE closer together? looks like Kilroy
QUIET, you. I looked into those eyes and saw a warm soul...a kindly, decent man whom I trust with every ounce of my being.

Yours Sincerely,
George W. Bush

Re: So who had Boris Yeltsin in the Deathpool?

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:33 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Folks, perhaps there's been some confusion on this, but let me state categorically that I ended the Cold War.
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Stand Down, you fuckin' Commies! This thing ends now, and I'm ending it!
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Allright, hold on. These guys are imposters. It was I who ended the Cold War--and here I am getting a belated medal for doing so, by the Chimp himself.
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Re: So who had Boris Yeltsin in the Deathpool?

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:35 pm
by LTS TRN 2
88 wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Sorry, Whistler, but unlike Pigpen, Brent, and Jerry, Yeltsin was a REALman, not some idiot stoner with no agenda beyond the next score.

Really, aren't you a little...ridiculous?...attempting to smear the name of a great man?
The 250,000+ corpses in Chechnya think Yeltsin was a real peach.

http://www.rferl.org/featuresarticle/20 ... 837a3.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/525839.stm

I find it strange how you pick your REAL men. Yeltsin's army indiscriminantly kills 250,000+ civilians in Chechnya, and you love the guy. The US army under Bush overthrows a dictator who killed more people than Yeltsin (which is saying something) while making incredible efforts to reduce civilian casualties, and you call him a war criminal. Weird.
Uh, I was talking about this guy,
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But this guy's looking for a miracle too!
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Invading Chechnya was admittedly as horrific as Abe Lincoln invading the similarly seceeding Confederacy--an aggression resulting in a far higher body count. But, we notice you tally the deaths in Chechnya to include the five years under Putin's rule as well. And that's sort of misleading.

Yeltsin's heroism, however, in standing up to the Soviet machine in those final days of the Evil Empire, far outweighs the tragic mistake of Atlanta...I mean Grozny.