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Hi,

I'm Roy. Heard about this place from a buddy of mine. Says everyone is real nice. So what's up?

...welcome Roy, yes you heard right....we're very nice here.

Roy,

the stache looks like you just cleaned out Sheryl Crow's ass crack. Was it worth it...or should we let the jungles burn?

Hello Roy.

Let me be the first to question your manhood and accuse you of being a message board faggot.

Now what do you have to offer worth more than a tiny twisted shit?

Roy does your friend like boxed wine?

seems you guys are kind of like assholes or something.

I'll have to check and see that Ronnie gave me the right URL.

You aren't funny, fresh or remotely interesting. Stop spamming or orc will drop the hammer.

Hi Roy. Just ignore the taunts of the leper colony. This is indeed the place for friendly, civilized chat.

Your suit coat looks super-scratchy. Did you pick that up at the men's wearhouse?

Oh and those x-ray spex are the bizzy!

Roy wrote: I'll have to check and see that Ronnie gave me the right URL.

why didn't you say you were a friend of Ronnies in the first place.......

this all could have been avoided.....(LOL)

tuff gong wrote:Your suit coat looks super-scratchy. Did you pick that up at the men's wearhouse?

Funny you should ask. I just got it this morning. Some wino approached me on the subway and asked me for money. I said I'd buy his sport coat for $2.50 and he took me up on it. It's a little scratchy and it stinks alot like Bull Ice and piss, but it fits pretty good.

Can you be a funny Ronnie, please? Otherwise, you could just canoe on out of here

OCmike wrote:You aren't funny, fresh or remotely interesting. Stop spamming or orc will drop the hammer.

2 Legit 2 Quit.

I can click delete a hell of a lot easier than you can type them, loser.

OCmike wrote:I can click delete a hell of a lot easier than you can type them, loser.

This is exciting. Does this count as smack? Or should Smack be more easily identifyable?

Either way, congrats on the mouse clicking skills!

No, this is smack...

If you were any bigger of a pussy, you'd have a clitoris instead of an adam's apple.

OCmike wrote:No, this is smack...

If you were any bigger of a pussy, you'd have a clitoris instead of an adam's apple.

Confusing.

Are you sure you aren't an "I still have my cock" troll?

Keep it up and you won't be able to wash the taste of my taint out of your mouth for a week.

OCmike wrote:Keep it up and you won't be able to wash the taste of my taint out of your mouth for a week.

Perhaps I should change my picture. My moustache is like trawling for ladies. Sometimes a homosexual like yourself gets caught in the net and I have to throw it back.

Might as well change your monniker while you're at it. However, a turd by any other name still smells like shit.

Can you be a funny Ronnie, please?

I'm not gonna ask a third time.

geez,

too bad you weren't riding in d.boon's van!

Not one domino shall fall, asshole

Roy wrote:

OCmike wrote:Keep it up and you won't be able to wash the taste of my taint out of your mouth for a week.

Perhaps I should change my picture. My moustache is like trawling for ladies. Sometimes a homosexual like yourself gets caught in the net and I have to throw it back.

Another shitty version of salad tosser.

Welcome Roy.

I have respect for Roy. The guy is a sack of shit, but I respect Roy. The guy is a backstabbing twat who should have been run out of town years agto, but I respect Roy.