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Per Pro Football Talk:

HUMAN JOYSTICK GETS SHIPPED TO RAMS

Sirius NFL Radio reports that the Chiefs have traded receiver/kick returner Dante Hall to the St. Louis Rams for a fifth-round pick in the 2007 draft.

We reported a week or so ago that the Chiefs were shopping Hall, whose production has dropped a bit since he had one of the best seasons ever for a kick returner in 2003.

The only knock on Hall is that he's never been able to fully develop as a receiver. At age 28, Hall still has several more years to make it happen.




For a fucking 5th?????




Excellent job, dumbfucks. I'll just go ahead and assume that the KC tard syndrome finally struck the Chief GM.


5-11 awaits.

We got a 5th round pick for the human dipstick?



Dante hasn't peed a drop in 3 years. Maybe they'll draft a decent WR with that pick.

mvscal wrote:The Rams got over. A 5th round pick for a top flight return specialist is a steal.

Especially since he'll spend half his season on turf.. Rams lost Curtis to the Eagles and Hall may not be as fast as he was on grass but he can still outrun most db's on flat go route on turf. Good move by the Rams.

Hall can't catch for shit. He's still much better than a 5th round pick though.

mvscal wrote:The Rams got over. A 5th round pick for a top flight return specialist is a steal.

Exactly.


KC's starting field position was in the top 4 statwise every damn season due to this motherfucker.

Indyfrisco wrote:Hall can't catch for shit

Yeah, thats why the Rams got him.

Dumbfuck.



Homeboy will be lucky to see slot action in that system.


Return specialist on Punt/Kick Returns was one of thier weaknesses-they addressed it nicely by adding one of the very best (and still relatively young) in the game for a meager 5th round pick. Nice job, and RACK getting that fuck out of the AFC West.

Raydah James wrote:

Indyfrisco wrote:Hall can't catch for shit

Yeah, thats why the Rams got him.

Dumbfuck.

It was in response to this in the post right before mine.

jiminphilly wrote:Rams lost Curtis to the Eagles and Hall may not be as fast as he was on grass but he can still outrun most db's on flat go route on turf.

Read the fucking thread before replying, dick cushion.

IndyFrisco wrote:

Raydah James wrote:

Indyfrisco wrote:Hall can't catch for shit

Yeah, thats why the Rams got him.

Dumbfuck.

It was in response to this in the post right before mine.

jiminphilly wrote:Rams lost Curtis to the Eagles and Hall may not be as fast as he was on grass but he can still outrun most db's on flat go route on turf.

Read the fucking thread before replying, dick cushion.

Who gives a fuck who you were replying to-the post was a dumbfuck marcus allen statement from any angle you look at it. You just happen to be slightly less of an utter dipshit than Ctrl-C in Philly.

Congrats.

Let me get this straight...

Dude says Hall can outrun a DB on a go route.

I point out "So fucking what? he can't catch it anyway" followed by a statement that he's still better than a 5th round pick. Gee, what the fuck could I have been referring to? His open field tackling ability? I know the Duhs are used to having their wide receivers lead the team in tackling, but I was referring to his value as a return specialist.

Quit stepping on your dick and it won't hurt so much. You've lost this one. Just eject.

Oh...and Rayduh Jel grasping for a BODE stat of any kind with every word of a sentence separated by periods in 3...2...1...

mvscal wrote:The Rams got over. A 5th round pick for a top flight return specialist is a steal.

The "Human Joystick" was statistically the WORST kick returner in the league last year. He's DONE, and the Chiefs CLEARLY were the ones that got over on this trade.

Oh, and we even got the Sheep to trade 3rd round picks with us, so we move up a few spots as well.

Enjoy your time with Norvelous, mvscal. :wink:

IndyFrisco wrote:Oh...and Rayduh Jel grasping for a BODE stat of any kind with every word of a sentence separated by periods in 3...2...1...

RACK!

Actually, I'm in NO mood to hear a MOTHERFUCKING THING come out of RaydahFan's beak right now- THEIR owner is talking to reps for J. Russell, C. Johnson, and B. Quinn to find out which one of them will be the CHEAPEST to sign. That's ALL we need to know about Aunt Alice's "committment to excrement".

RevLimiter wrote:committment to excrement

Nice word play. It flows...

I give you 5 pts for making me chuckle and an additional 5 if you actually thought that up on your own.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:committment to excrement

Nice word play. It flows...

I give you 5 pts for making me chuckle and an additional 5 if you actually thought that up on your own.

http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/2006 ... ement.html

But, he DID come up with committment to excrement on his own so does he get 2.5 pts for the misspelling?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:an additional 5 if you actually thought that up on your own.

RACK!

Oh...you weren't serious, right...considering the source?


I haven't heard that since it was beaten to death by Jim Rome about 10 years ago.

IndyFrisco wrote:I know the Duhs are used to having their wide receivers lead the team in tackling...

Nice.

But I don't understand you guys thinking the Rams got over in this deal. Dante has been basically worthless the past few years. I should know, as I've watched every game and every return this dumbfuck has had.

He's had more return yards laterally and backwards lately than anything he ever manages to break. KC getting a 5th round pick for a liability is a fuckin' steal. You frown on a 5th rounder but many productive players are found in the later rounds. Especially for the Chiefs. They often whiff on their 1st and 2nd rounders, (Ryan Sims and Junior Siavi just off the top of my head) and hit home runs in the later rounds like Jared Allen.

I'm quite tickled by this trade. The Chiefs are clearly in a rebuilding mode and are trying to stockpile draft picks and young players for the future. It's about damn time. I'm fucking tired of them wasting cap space on washed up free agents (s'up Kendrell Bell?) trying to eke out a mediocre season and perhaps a wild card and one and done in the playoffs.

War Wagon wrote:Junior Siavi

Rulez.

It's not his fault he was drafted into a pit of suckitude.

QQMF

War Wagon wrote:I'm fucking tired of them wasting cap space on washed up free agents (s'up Kendrell Bell?) trying to eke out a mediocre season and perhaps a wild card and one and done in the playoffs.

Yet two years ago this was your take on Bell.

War Wagon wrote:

Nixhex wrote:

JHawkBCD wrote: MLB,imo, is the biggest concern-btw.

Yep. Mitchell better learn how to tackle.

Two words.

Kendrell Bell.

viewtopic.php?p=106094#106094

I'm surprised he played a full schedule. I'm not surprised that he was a bust.

BSmack wrote:Yet two years ago this was your take on Bell.

I knew you'd remember that, but I didn't know you go to the trouble of digging that up. You fucker.

You were right. I was wrong.

That happens sometimes, but I won't let petty little details like that get in my way.

War Wagon wrote:

BSmack wrote:Yet two years ago this was your take on Bell.

I knew you'd remember that, but I didn't know you go to the trouble of digging that up. You fucker.

You were right. I was wrong.

That happens sometimes, but I won't let petty little details like that get in my way.

You can call me Nostradamus Wags. I know it hurts buddy.

Dinsdale wrote:

War Wagon wrote:Junior Siavi

Rulez.

It's not his fault he was drafted into a pit of suckitude.

QQMF

Yes yes dins, your U & L homerific biased myopia has been duly note. Actually, that should have been the Chiefs first clue on Siavi... that he played for a freakazoid institution that YOU bandwagon for. I'll pass this info on to King Carl, but being from UCLA, he should've already known that.

Btw, I surmise that QQMF = Quack Quack Mother Fucker? I've seen that a few times and wondered in passing what it meant. Figures that you frenetic fruitloops would name a goddamn Duck as your mascot. What, was Turkey already taken?

War Wagon wrote:that should have been the Chiefs first clue on Siavi... that he played for a freakazoid institution that YOU bandwagon for.

So did Sami Parker, the fastest man in D1.


I'm High on Quack(the new slogan).

mvscal wrote:a pick top flight return specialist.

Sin,

2003

Dante sulked this season, his first without Dickie V to hold his hand.
He nurses way to many hangnails, and as mentioned, had more horizontal return yards than vertical.
He also had the dropsies this year.

Remember this name - Jeff Webb
Will be KC's return man in 07

Chiefs got a better pick for Dante than most of the gurus are saying they will be getting from Miami for Trent. Not quite sure I understand why, but fuck it. The Chiefs got the best of Dantes years, and they are getting something in return. Nothing wrong with that.

RevLimiter wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:Oh...and Rayduh Jel grasping for a BODE stat of any kind with every word of a sentence separated by periods in 3...2...1...

RACK!

Actually, I'm in NO mood to hear a MOTHERFUCKING THING come out of RaydahFan's beak right now- THEIR owner is talking to reps for J. Russell, C. Johnson, and B. Quinn to find out which one of them will be the CHEAPEST to sign.

Easily the dumbest fucking thing i've read all offseason-save for the Jabba the Paul/Kaley O'Donnell meeting of the minds recently.



Link to this incredibly stupid claim, or shut your moist cockport the fuck up stay puft.

Raydah James wrote:Jabba the Paul

Hehehehe.

Raydah Jamika wrote:Link to this incredibly stupid claim, or shut your moist cockport the fuck up stay puft.

J. Clayton's been saying it on The Worldwide Leader for AT LEAST two days now, Jamika.

RevLimiter wrote:

Raydah Jamika wrote:Link to this incredibly stupid claim, or shut your moist cockport the fuck up stay puft.

J. Clayton's been saying it on The Worldwide Leader for AT LEAST two days now, Jamika.

Who?


If he isnt in the Raider front office then it doesnt amount to shit. Period.


The Raiders (and namely, Al) are the last motherfuckers anyone with a firing synapse would accuse of being "cheap". In fact, Al is a well known big spender (to a fault) and has no problem throwing fat contracts at players who he thinks deserve it.



In other words, run another shitlap for dropping the IQ of this forum by slamming submit with those cheez wiz filled farmer john links, Paul Deluise.

Clayton knows exactly dick.

James said it.
Al is a lot of things, but 'cheap' with players is one thing he's never been.

He'll pony up if he thinks it'll help the team.

Dante was 26th in KR avg last year. He hasn't done dick since 2003. He's worthless as a WR. He fucking pouted and yelled at teammates after every failed return. We have guys on the roster that can be the KR/PR and be just as successful as him. We add another draft pick and I'm also positive someone we pick this year will be just as good as he's been the last 3 seasons if not better. They'll also be cheaper and probably be a starter at another position. Could we have possibly got a 4th rd pick for him? Maybe. The Rams got over? Not hardly. James you're either trying to stir shit or you really are a dumbfuck. I'm going with options A & B.

Nixhex wrote:Dante was 26th in KR avg last year.

Wrong. He was 24th in KR average, with a mere 4 yards seperating him from being in the top 10 in that category.



You still hit submit even after mvscal linked Dante's fucking last season stats? (Which show him in the top 10 for Kick Returner yards last season)





Christ, you're a fucking tard.

Regardless of what the stats may or may not say about D. Hall, this Raider fan is mucho glad to see him out of the AFC West.

Little pigmy can't even reach up to my asshole, yet has still somehow managed to fuck my ass over and over again.



Bye bye, Dante.

mvscal wrote:It's never a good idea to lie in a feeble attempt to reinforce a shitty take.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/sortableSt ... descending

Or were you just talking out your ass again?

I am not sure how much I trust your link....



Is it just me... or is Dexter Wynn's ret avg for punts and k.o. looked fucked?

War Wagon wrote:hit home runs in the later rounds like Jared Allen.

Dumbass

DallasFanatic wrote:

War Wagon wrote:hit home runs in the later rounds like Jared Allen.

Dumbass