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RANK 'EM

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:55 am
by Steiner
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i'd say 1-never, although the camel toe on the left is very purty. slim-j needs to get his ass to philly tomorrow for the last day of the penn relays so he can mack the bitch on the left for our tour.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:02 am
by smackaholic
dude, you need to stick with the special olympic hos. these chicks is wayyyy out of your league.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:05 am
by smackaholic
what's that thing under your eye, btw? won't even notice it after your entire face gets black and blue.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:09 am
by Douchebag
god DAMMIT Steiner.

This place isn't a fucking playground for you, you little cocksucker. Now GET BACK in the fucking meeting room and quit fucking around. Get the fuck off here. This shit is fucking serious. STOP WASTING MY TIME STEINER.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:24 am
by Rootbeer
Steiner, the only pussy you'll ever touch that won't come with a felony is your mom's and hers only allowed you a half stroke, exit only. Quit puking your depraved sexuality onto this board.

Re: RANK 'EM

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:35 am
by War Wagon
Steiner wrote: slim-j needs to get his ass to philly tomorrow for the last day of the penn relays so he can mack the bitch on the left for our tour.
She'd kick both of your asses to the curb and laugh while doing it.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:14 pm
by Rollins
Steiner, you dumb bastard. You're going to get yourself straight out KILLED if you keep this up.

Besides. You're not even smart enough to hit that without one of us reeling it in for you on a platter.

Read more, post less.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:52 pm
by Ace
I'm sensing some division within the Crew. Perhaps its time for some new leadership if D-Bag cant keep all his women in line

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:13 pm
by smackaholic
gotta keep that pimp hand strong, 'bag or this is the kinda shit that happens.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:16 pm
by Douchebag
Ace wrote:I'm sensing some division within the Crew. Perhaps its time for some new leadership if D-Bag cant keep all his women in line
no you fucking prick, there is no "division". i don't exactly pay Steiner for his brains. he's my fucking bodyguard. so every now and then i have to keep him in check when he starts acting like a dumbshit.

BTW, Steiner, I'm gonna need you this weekend bro. I'm rolling with one of my slut puppies to the mall and don't want any shit to go down. I don't care if you're workin at Club Metro tomorrow night or not. just fucking make the time.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:29 pm
by Goober McTuber
Douchebag wrote:BTW, Steiner, I'm gonna need you this weekend bro. I'm rolling with one of my slut puppies to the mall and don't want any shit to go down.
Yeah, you wouldn’t want to get rolled by a gang of 14-year-old wheeggers. Or maybe get run over by a cell phone-distracted mom pushing her kids around in one of those carts.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:41 pm
by helmet
Penn relays are a rainy mess today. Thursday and Friday are mostly high school races; college stuff happens a bit today and tomorrow and Sunday. Should be beautiful weather then too.

But some of that Jamaican crap for me....I'm not leaving the building today, what with the rain and 20,000 suburban high schoolers stretching and practising baton passes.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:53 pm
by PSUFAN
Rack the St. Vitus Dance Marathon

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:01 pm
by Dinsdale
Maybe I'm mistaken, but if you check out the camel toe(and you did), if you look very closely at the upper portion of it, it would appear her clit/hood assembly is protruding a bit.


Dirty fucking whore.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:06 pm
by PSUFAN
protruding a bit.
that "little bit" is enough to set TVO into spasms of penis envy...

Re: RANK 'EM

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:18 pm
by Steiner
FUCK OFF you pimple popping sack of shit. i fucked a georgia state swimmer who held the school record in the 200 meter butterfly for three years so don't you dare tell me i can't pull some 6-5 smack junkie tennessee redneck speed freak with a giant fucking camel toe.

shit turns me on.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:26 pm
by Slim-J
Look at all these middle-aged dorks. Don't know jack SHITE about pullin hot ass.

Steiner could pull more ass in the depths of a South American rainforest than any of you dildos could in a room full of tied up drunken coeds.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:29 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Slim-J wrote:Look at all these middle-aged dorks. Don't know jack SHITE about pullin hot ass.

Steiner could pull more ass in the depths of a South American rainforest than any of you dildos could in a room full of tied up drunken coeds.
Well sure, when said ass belongs to Slim, the group punching bag. You shouldn't really be bragging about it though.

Kinda gay.

Re: RANK 'EM

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:43 pm
by War Wagon
Steiner wrote:
...don't you dare tell me i can't pull some 6-5 smack junkie tennessee redneck speed freak with a giant fucking camel toe.
You might get the time of day from a 6' 5'' smack junkie, but how you going to pull a 5'7" track star? She can out-run your fatass.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:55 pm
by Steiner
and the sedentary pitchfork driving loser's gonna call me "fat?" I'm fucking "chiseled." get it right or PAY THE PRICE.

i got skillz, biatch. there's no difference between a swim cunt and a track cunt: both are stupid fucking cunts = easy 'tang acquisition.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:59 pm
by RevLimiter
Steiner wrote:and the sedentary pitchfork driving loser's gonna call me "fat?" I'm fucking "chiseled." get it right or PAY THE PRICE.

i got skillz, biatch. there's no difference between a swim cunt and a track cunt: both are stupid fucking cunts = easy 'tang acquisition.
Yeah, you got "skillz" alright....."Yes sir", "No sir", "sit", "stay", and "fetch".

Fucktard.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:12 pm
by Ace
RevLimiter wrote:
Steiner wrote:and the sedentary pitchfork driving loser's gonna call me "fat?" I'm fucking "chiseled." get it right or PAY THE PRICE.

i got skillz, biatch. there's no difference between a swim cunt and a track cunt: both are stupid fucking cunts = easy 'tang acquisition.
Yeah, you got "skillz" alright....."Yes sir", "No sir", "sit", "stay", and "fetch".

Fucktard.
And of course, *gulp*

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:13 am
by BBMarley
Steiner wrote:and the sedentary pitchfork driving loser's gonna call me "fat?" I'm fucking "chiseled." get it right or PAY THE PRICE.
Since when do Double Chins count as chiseled?
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:49 am
by stuckinia
e wrote:chiseled from what? jtr?

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:42 am
by Mister Bushice
Douchebag wrote:
Ace wrote:I'm sensing some division within the Crew. Perhaps its time for some new leadership if D-Bag cant keep all his women in line
i don't exactly pay Steiner for his brains. he's my "fucking" bodyguard.
Having a hard time finding women interested in a pink shirted fat guy, eh?

So do you have "bathing" and "feeding" Bodyguards too?

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:44 pm
by Screw_Michigan
i checked out some other pics of the chick on the ut website and, poor girl, she's got like three other pics where her CT is completely obvious.

cute girl, though.

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:56 pm
by RadioFan
Screw_Michigan wrote:i checked out some other pics of the chick on the ut website and, poor girl, she's got like three other pics where her CT is completely obvious.
And she has a small cock under there too. Who cares?

We'd hit it.

-- SissyCrown.

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:38 am
by Mr. Belvedere
I volunteer.