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I'm a big fan of Mike Mayock and Marriucci isn't bad either..

Boomer's act is getting old.

ESPN. No question.

trev wrote:ESPN. No question.

If by "no question" you mean that there is no question that ESPN's coverage sucks more dick than m2 at a gay pride parade, then I guess I could go with that.

BSmack wrote:

trev wrote:ESPN. No question.

If by "no question" you mean that there is no question that ESPN's coverage sucks more dick than m2 at a gay pride parade, then I guess I could go with that.

You can't defend anyone who fronts Deion Sanders.

NFL Network. ESPN has like 300 experts who all have to talk over each other.

How anyone could watch anything for more than 5 minutes that involves Chris Berman blows my mind.

No NFL Network here, so I'm stuck with ESPN and Sporting News Radio while I was running errands earlier.

On the NFL Network, are they showing these losers at the watch parties like they are on ESPN? How can anyone be drinking beers at 11 a.m. for a fucking draft watch party? There's like hundreds of these fucktards, raising their bottles an shit. Yeeeaaahhhhh!!!!

HO-LY FUCK.

On another note of coverage ...

Anybody else notice Suzie Kolber's face taking on the skeletor look? She's bearing a freakish similarity to Joan Rivers' daughter or whomever else of those anorexic bitches there are on the TV Guide Channel. ~ shudder ~


Rachel Nichols, on the other hand ... I'd still let her bob those lips up and down, despite the potential injury from her fucked up teeth.

e wrote:suzy will always be ok with me. i've had a chub for her since about '91 or so when espn2 signed on.

I hear ya. But she wasn't exactly Ma Bertha to begin with. And now that she seems to have gone on the juice diet ... I'm a bit concerned she might just float out of the room during her next live segment.

e wrote:she was leaning into him like she wanted to be facedown in his lap. that's usually berman's job.

She was probably just checking to see if Quinn had dropped some Cheetos.

And Berman ... shit, that guy hasn't actually interviewed anyone, live, since 1984, or something. I don't hate Berman. At least dude knows when to shut the fuck up. ('sup Cal Ripken breaking record game?)

Just imagine Mike Patrick or Brent Muntsberger doing the draft. It's all relative, my friend.

I like NFL Network for the draft...they haven't reached the schlockiness of ESPN's coverage. I'd like to see Mayock and Kiper in a head-to-head draft nerd-off. The guys are paid to cover this stuff and you can't knock them for not being prepared but man, they must spend every living breathing second of their lives looking at tape on every one of these prospects.

Shoalzie wrote:but man, they must spend every living breathing second of their lives looking at tape on every one of these prospects.

Nah. About half their pathetic lives. The reason is that it's guaranteed there are nerds who make those asshats look stupid with "when you look at," and "when you talk about" opinions and stats, ad nauseum. Only, the even bigger nerds freeze up in front of a camera.