Question for DoucheBag
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 3:43 pm
When you last kissed your mother, HOW DID MY DICK TASTE?
(I gotta get on that list SOMEHOW!)
(I gotta get on that list SOMEHOW!)
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 3:45 pm
I'm SHOCKED to learn that auto-fellatio is out of the question for you.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 4:12 pm
It would have to be a rather large auto like a Cadillac. Or maybe an SUV. Would have to be a pretty desperate hooker, too.PSUFAN wrote:I'm SHOCKED to learn that auto-fellatio is out of the question for you.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 5:21 pm
I nominate KC Paul to be a part of the esteemed DB Crew. He's not exactly a handsome fellow, he's out of shape, not the "sharpest light in the shed", and by all accounts... he's a full blown pussy. What does Steiner (or whoever the pudgy, dumb-fuck looking tool is) have that he doesn't?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 5:36 pm
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I nominate KC Paul to be a part of the esteemed DB Crew. He's not exactly a handsome fellow, he's out of shape, not the "sharpest light in the shed", and by all accounts... he's a full blown pussy. What does Steiner (or whoever the pudgy, dumb-fuck looking tool is) have that he doesn't?
...Steiner is Paul's doppleganger...I'm sure of it.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:32 pm
Surely you jest.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I nominate KC Paul to be a part of the esteemed DB Crew. He's not exactly a handsome fellow, he's out of shape, not the "sharpest light in the shed", and by all accounts... he's a full blown pussy. What does Steiner (or whoever the pudgy, dumb-fuck looking tool is) have that he doesn't?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:40 pm
Another question for DB: how do you feel about the Grateful Dead?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:55 pm
what the hell is this shit? now you're turning into a comedian like rest of these fruits?PSUFAN wrote:Another question for DB: how do you feel about the Grateful Dead?
tell you what, PSUFAN. since I can be a cool guy sometimes, I'll go ahead and dispose of your limbs in nicely scented body bags so when your wife goes to fish you out, the smell of your rotting corpse won't be so bad.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:56 pm
^^You fuckin TELL HIM, boss
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:59 pm
Let me guess...matching dancing bear tats for you dicks, huh?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:08 pm
Nah. These guys strike me as the Dave Matthews Band type.PSUFAN wrote:Let me guess...matching dancing bear tats for you dicks, huh?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:43 pm
Sounds to me like Douchbag is in the closet about a few things. For one, he seems to be a Deadhead...in more ways than one. Of course, as to his lifestyle, that is in no doubt. Still, there are a couple of things left to ponder.
Hey Douchebag, how do you feel about square deck screws? Other than putting them in your hinder that is.
Secondly, do you dream about weathermen?
Hey Douchebag, how do you feel about square deck screws? Other than putting them in your hinder that is.
Secondly, do you dream about weathermen?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:48 pm
Fuck off you fucking thread hijackers. Can we please get back to piling on that fat fucking retard KFC Paul 3.0/RevLimiter.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:53 pm
Why do you SHITHEADS always wear bracelets and necklaces? What the FUCK is that supposed to mean? What possesses you to buy that motherfucking garbage?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:57 pm
More like Pet Shop Boys.BSmack wrote:Nah. These guys strike me as the Dave Matthews Band type.PSUFAN wrote:Let me guess...matching dancing bear tats for you dicks, huh?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:58 pm
More like Pet Shop Boys.[/quote]IndyFrisco wrote: Nah. These guys strike me as the Dave Matthews Band type.
Fine Young Cannibals
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:18 pm
^^^^^^^^^Goober McTuber wrote:Fuck off you fucking thread hijackers. Can we please get back to piling on that fat fucking retard KFC Paul 3.0/RevLimiter.
CLEARLY auditioning to be in DoucheBag's Crew.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:26 am
A soothing popsicle would feel great in me right about now.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:56 am
Yikes. You know what this means: as it carries the Bags cross country to dole out beatdownz, the Douchebus will unload raw sewage off bridges and overpasses along the way onto unsuspecting passersbay below.BSmack wrote: Nah. These guys strike me as the Dave Matthews Band type.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:52 pm
I’m number 7 on his hit list, and moving up, you fat fucking retard.RevLimiter wrote:^^^^^^^^^Goober McTuber wrote:Fuck off you fucking thread hijackers. Can we please get back to piling on that fat fucking retard KFC Paul 3.0/RevLimiter.
CLEARLY auditioning to be in DoucheBag's Crew.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:43 pm
Hey, don't be pissed at ME just because you're trying to kiss his fucking ass. Freak.Goober McTuber wrote:I’m number 7 on his hit list, and moving up, you fat fucking retard.RevLimiter wrote:^^^^^^^^^Goober McTuber wrote:Fuck off you fucking thread hijackers. Can we please get back to piling on that fat fucking retard KFC Paul 3.0/RevLimiter.
CLEARLY auditioning to be in DoucheBag's Crew.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:59 pm
RevLimiter wrote:Hey, don't be pissed at ME just because you're trying to kiss his fucking ass. Freak.Goober McTuber wrote:I’m number 7 on his hit list, and moving up, you fat fucking retard.RevLimiter wrote: ^^^^^^^^^
CLEARLY auditioning to be in DoucheBag's Crew.
Right. I’m kissing his ass because I’m slapping you around. By that logic, most of the NFL forum regularly kisses Douchebag’s ass. Fucking moron.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:42 pm
How about a kiss for ME? Or some damn stitches!