If you ever feel suicidal (not like Toddowen), try this
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:17 pm
Wait until you are in front of the TV, drinking beer, eating snacks, and while in a giving mood you don't cuss at your wife for passing in front of the TV whilst vacuuming. The little lady summons strength to continue house cleaning knowing you promised to take her to that nice seafood place.
She puts away her cleaning "tools" and states that she is going to take a shower and get ready for the dinner date. You then inform her that it won't be necessary for her to shower afterall, that you discovered that a playoff game was coming on that you had forgotten about.
While she is standing at the top of the stairs, incredulously asking you if you are out of your mind, you turn the remote in her direction and vigorously press the mute button. As her eyes go buckwheat, you shrug your shoulders and mutter that the damn thing must be broken....
Stay on the couch, and wait to see what she throws at you.
That is one form of suicide.
She puts away her cleaning "tools" and states that she is going to take a shower and get ready for the dinner date. You then inform her that it won't be necessary for her to shower afterall, that you discovered that a playoff game was coming on that you had forgotten about.
While she is standing at the top of the stairs, incredulously asking you if you are out of your mind, you turn the remote in her direction and vigorously press the mute button. As her eyes go buckwheat, you shrug your shoulders and mutter that the damn thing must be broken....
Stay on the couch, and wait to see what she throws at you.
That is one form of suicide.