T1B

Before I head back to my booth, thought I'd give you all an update.

P-Burgh is an absolute shitbox, and it's no wonder PSU calls this place home. Slim's got kicked out of the show for slingin' pukas without an exhibitor's license, but he's working out of the minivan now in the parking lot.

Steiner smells. A lot.

Just an update, dudes. Slim is going to have his work cut out for him tonight, because most of the chicks (and I use that term loosely) uup heere look like they haven't bathed for the weekend just yet. I'll still pound some ass tonight, becaue my stick isn't predjudiced on the road and stuff, but the honeys aren't here just yet.

Stevo, check your messages, brah. I need a favor.

Payce!

P-Burgh

Pensacola?

PSUFAN wrote:

P-Burgh

Pensacola?

Sounds more like Provincetown to me.

Makes sense. The homosexual Bag Crew can whale-watch. Look, Douchebag is breaching again!!

Who is Slim and what's a "puka"?

Come out to blacksburg you assholes.

PSUFAN wrote:Makes sense. The homosexual Bag Crew can whale-watch. Look, Douchebag is breaching again!!

shouldn't you be preparing for tomorrow, instead of cracking jokes in here ASSWIPE?

Rollins - thanks for the update. Tell Slim not to work too hard on hunting down hot bitches for me. i've actually got something lined up with that MILF that PSUFAN's got at home. it's a sure thing, bro. I might even let Steiner have a go when I'm done.

Keep hittin' the streets and move that merch. we'll need all the extra cash we can get.

Douchebag wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:Makes sense. The homosexual Bag Crew can whale-watch. Look, Douchebag is breaching again!!

shouldn't you be preparing for tomorrow, instead of cracking jokes in here ASSWIPE?

Rollins - thanks for the update. Tell Slim not to work too hard on hunting down hot bitches for me. i've actually got something lined up with that MILF that PSUFAN's got at home. it's a sure thing, bro. I might even let Steiner have a go when I'm done.

Keep hittin' the streets and move that merch. we'll need all the extra cash we can get.

Shut up.

RevLimiter wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:Makes sense. The homosexual Bag Crew can whale-watch. Look, Douchebag is breaching again!!

shouldn't you be preparing for tomorrow, instead of cracking jokes in here ASSWIPE?

Rollins - thanks for the update. Tell Slim not to work too hard on hunting down hot bitches for me. i've actually got something lined up with that MILF that PSUFAN's got at home. it's a sure thing, bro. I might even let Steiner have a go when I'm done.

Keep hittin' the streets and move that merch. we'll need all the extra cash we can get.

Shut up.

OK, DB - you have my permission to kill this guy before we tangle. If you don't, we'll all be dead of boredom before the Tour gets rolling.

You gotta say this much for RevLimiter and Roy. The almost make Douchebag look good.








Almost.

I'll say this for Jay in Phoenix...








Who the fuck is Jay in Phoenix?

A-Bomb wrote:I'll say this for Jay in Phoenix...








Who the fuck is Jay in Phoenix?

You're executioner, buttercup.

You're executioner, buttercup.

i've got an IQ of about 13 and even i know it's supposed to be "your".

fucking MORON.

my asshole's gonna be this big when T1B get's done with it.

I got $4.99 he's a guy that lives in Phoenix whose name begins with the letter "J".

A-Bomb, when I behead you, I think your rounded jowl will bounce like a basketball.

Or, I could rivet a handle to the top of your head, and TVO could use you for an infant bouncy-ball thing:



He could use your downy stache to tickle his perenium.

That oughta keep him busy...

A-Bomb wrote:

You're executioner, buttercup.

i've got an IQ of about 13 and even i know it's supposed to be "your".

fucking MORON.

Excellent. The bottom feeder of my organization is giving this clown an intellectual ass beating.

How many more ways can we kick your ass, you fucking dick?

I detect a nervous tone within your most recent posts, Dave.

Methinks the crew is getting under your skin.

I'm going to rip his limbs off and use them to smear a path of fatty material along my driveway. Then, I'll set the lines alight and welcome guests to my pad for some evening victuals.



Nothing to be nervous about. I can't fucking WAIT to maim these tools.

orcinus wrote:I detect a nervous tone within your most recent posts, Dave.

Methinks the crew is getting under your skin.

I see dorks like this guy all the time at the Subway. That's the look they get when they ordered the footlong but can't pay for it.

I throw the sandwich in their face and tell them to eat a dick.

A-Bomb is a "sandwich artist" - well, I'm just shocked. He squeezes loaves by day, and tosses salads by night.

I'm looking forward to seeing his corpse age and bloat even more with bacterial waste. I'll roll him up in a Saran Wrap Sarong and set him at the curb - then wait to hear the massive POP as the garbage truck compacts him.

Rollins is in the shitter, so I figured I'd hope on his laptop for a quick sec.

I gotta say, these are some dog-faced bitches in dis town. Rollins ain't lyin. Aint no thing, though. The D likes em rough lookin sometimes. He says for every 3 hot bitches he nails, he likes to do one ugly one just to keep it real. If they're REAL ugly, he bangs em doggiestyle and then pulls out and slaps a white mask on their grills. That way he never has to see their faces.

I made a fuckign KILLING today slingin necklaces and other shyte. Rollins is tearin shit up too in his Schwann's booth. Dude sold something like 17 Family Meal Deals in 2 hours.

PSUFAN wrote:I'm looking forward to seeing his corpse age and bloat even more with bacterial waste.

I was just trolling the bacteria. BODE me.

Sin,
Diogenes

A-Bomb wrote:

You're executioner, buttercup.

i've got an IQ of about 13 and even i know it's supposed to be "your".

fucking MORON.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner folks! Spelling smack from A-Bung. Excellent choice, bravo. [airgolfclap]

Now come along fellas, stay in character. I didn't mean to rattle the fantasy your engaged in here. Didn't realize the one-trick-pony of a joke you deer - whoop sorry, that was Chrismas - you crewfolk are running was beginning to fray so quickly.

Come on now girls, back in line and act this thing out properly. Break character again and Douchebag will force you to eat a supper of his special beans and mini-snausage. You might want to pass however, as Douchebag rarely bathes.

Tom In VA wrote:I got $4.99 he's a guy that lives in Phoenix whose name begins with the letter "J".

Congratulations to Tom In VA! The cash is in the mail.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:I didn't mean to rattle the fantasy your engaged in here.

Hey D - PLEASE let me finish this guy off. Fuckin PLEASE!

holy fucking titty christ. My grandaddy once told me that if you make the same mistake twice, it ain't a fuckin mistake. you just don't know any better. you really DON'T know the difference between your and you're, do you?

and what's worse is you need ME to explain it to you. LMAO!

oh, and btw dipshit - the beatdown i just laid on you wasn't even an example of spelling smack.

but since you're really smart and stuff, i'll see if you can figure out what the correct answer is.

A-Bomb wrote:

Jay in Phoenix wrote:I didn't mean to rattle the fantasy your engaged in here.

Hey D - PLEASE let me finish this guy off. Fuckin PLEASE!

holy fucking titty christ. My grandaddy once told me that if you make the same mistake twice, it ain't a fuckin mistake. you just don't know any better. you really DON'T know the difference between your and you're, do you?

and what's worse is you need ME to explain it to you. LMAO!

oh, and btw dipshit - the beatdown i just laid on you wasn't even an example of spelling smack.

but since you're really smart and stuff, i'll see if you can figure out what the correct answer is.

Hee hee hee. Hooked. You see A-Bung, I've been down this road before with another idiot with a penchant for spelling smack.

Your just not getting it, are you.

But you never were very good with irony.

And that wasn't a beatdown, just a beatoff. You know, just like this lame trolling effort of you'res.

But I'll keep playing as long as you stay in fucking character you assclown.

holy fucking titty christ. My grandaddy once told me that if you make the same mistake twice, it ain't a fuckin mistake. you just don't know any better. you really DON'T know the difference between your and you're, do you?

Whoa.

Looks like somebody passed 4th grade english. Excellent stuff, Billy Madison.

Tell you what, A-Bomb - I'm not even gonna lay a single finger on you. What I've got coming your way will be much more humilating. The next time I roll through the Dirty South, I'm gonna hit up your Subway during the peak of lunch time when the line is out the fucking door. Right after you ring me up, I'm gonna bust out my debit card on you and THEN slap my 50% off coupon on the countertop.

Then I'm going to watch you sweat through your italian dressing-stained Subway shirt as you fiddle around with the register. And right before you reach for the phone to call your boss to see how to solve the ordeal, I'm gonna say, "fuggit. I'm going to Wendy's."

Take THAT, asshole.

So is it the Circus or a Ren-Faire going on in the Steel City this weekend?

PSUFAN wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:

Douchebag wrote: shouldn't you be preparing for tomorrow, instead of cracking jokes in here ASSWIPE?

Rollins - thanks for the update. Tell Slim not to work too hard on hunting down hot bitches for me. i've actually got something lined up with that MILF that PSUFAN's got at home. it's a sure thing, bro. I might even let Steiner have a go when I'm done.

Keep hittin' the streets and move that merch. we'll need all the extra cash we can get.

Shut up.

OK, DB - you have my permission to kill this guy before we tangle. If you don't, we'll all be dead of boredom before the Tour gets rolling.

Way to have my back, Board Lord.

Dude...the entire Japanese whaling fleet couldn't have your back.

Y2K wrote:So is it the Circus or a Ren-Faire going on in the Steel City this weekend?

we don't really know and, quite frankly, we don't give a flying fuck. we just have two objectives in mind: $$$ on puka sales and bag and tag PUSFAN if we happen to catch him trippin'. i brought plenty of foot-long meatball and subway club sandwiches to keep us energized and to absorb the excessive amount of bud 40s we'll be pounding tonight.

just wait, you fuckin' ingrate. just you wait.

mvscal wrote:The only things getting pounded tonight are your flabby asscheeks, gAy-Bomb.

D fucking minus.

try again, quadrevion.

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Dinsdale wrote:Dude...the entire Japanese whaling fleet couldn't have your back.

Dude....enough already. It's TIRED. Originality- MIX IT IN.

Rollins wrote: I'll still pound some ass tonight, becaue my stick isn't predjudiced

That's putting it mildly, considering you'll be balls deep in some homeless guy's unwashed ass by midnight, you disgusting piece of shit

RevLimiter wrote:MIX IT IN.

take your own advice, fucknut.

RevLimiter wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Dude...the entire Japanese whaling fleet couldn't have your back.

Dude....enough already. It's TIRED. Originality- MIX IT IN.

That's rich coming from your fatass. Or do you have anymore 8th grade smack to lay down? Will you have my sister home by midnight? You should have savored your retirement a tad bit longer you worthless pile of afterbirth.

D-Bag, answer your damn celly.

Slim was MONEY tonight and had what must be his finest hour in the club. Out of all the COWS in this shitbox of a town, dude manages to pull a half-dozen BABES into our VIP booth.

But I'm not here to brag. We have another problem with the big man.

Fucking Steiner drank two Buds on the way to the club, passed out at our VIP table and left Slim and I HANGING AGAIN. By the time we realized a couple of the bitches had husbands, it was already ON LIKE NAPALM and dumbshit slept through the whole thing.

Slim gave about as well as he got, but let's be honest. Dude's no Douchebag when it comest tio beating ass. I tried to fight my way through the four or five gaybos that jumped me, but I couldn't make it over in time to save him from the sucker-punch blackjack shot.

Fucking Steiner.

We're OK now and chilling at the hotel with our bitches, but Slim has a nasty shiner and his nose won't stop bleeding.

Don't worry, though. MONEY is a pro and will be outside slingin' pukas at the crack of dawn tomorrow morning to get us that cayshe.

I will say this. After the boys tag PSU tomorrow, it might be time for a little TOUGH LOVE with the big man.

Later, brah.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:MIX IT IN.

take your own advice, fucknut.

stuckinia wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Dude...the entire Japanese whaling fleet couldn't have your back.

Dude....enough already. It's TIRED. Originality- MIX IT IN.

That's rich coming from your fatass. Or do you have anymore 8th grade smack to lay down? Will you have my sister home by midnight? You should have savored your retirement a tad bit longer you worthless pile of afterbirth.

You fellas REALLY need to move on....I have.

Oh, and try to stay on topic here....you CAN at least do THAT, right?