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I'm RISKING my own life
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:32 pm
by Rollins
I'm stuck on the lamb in SHitsburgh, and need help, boss.
Slim is gone.
I think he might be dead.
I he3ar voices.
Some vendor whore named Lexus thinks we're dating.
I stole some DVD's thiss morning to make enough for bus fare home.
More later as soon. I need to switch locations.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:39 pm
by RevLimiter
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:46 pm
by Douchebag
Listen Rollins...
who's running the show here?
Everybody named Douchebag raise your hand
~raises hand~
THAT"S who's running the fucking show
that's right. That means you SHUT THE FUCK UP and listen to my fucking orders. my patience is running dry
you aren't going ANYWHERE, Rollins. you hear that? You're staying in that dreary, industrial shithole until you COME BACK WITH PSUFAN.
Or until you run out of money. Either one. I'm having Stevo float you some cash via Western Union Money Order. It'll be enough to help you get by for a few days.
But first thing's first. I need you to go BACK to the point and search for Slim. Some outside sources have indicated to me his body may be there. We need to confirm if Slim is dead or not.
GET THERE NOW!
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:02 pm
by Trollfessor
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:04 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Steiner dead. Slim dead.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:17 pm
by Ace
Douchebag wrote:Listen Rollins...
who's running the show here?
Everybody named Douchebag raise your hand
~raises hand~
Yeah, and so far you got one member dead, one stuck in the burgh, one lost, and another licking your balls. They say a team's results are a reflection of leadership. Nice work, fuckhole.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:29 pm
by Douchebag
I'd also like to take this m oment to say this week's SHIT LIST RANKINGS have been CANCELED
i can't think straight right now with all the shit that's goin down.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:31 pm
by Ace
Douchebag wrote:I'd also like to take this m oment to say this week's SHIT LIST RANKINGS have been CANCELED
i can't think straight right now with all the shit that's goin down.
Ahh yes, cracking under pressure, another fine leadership quality. Pussy
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:43 pm
by Goober McTuber
Douchebag wrote:i can't think straight
Of course you can’t. You’re queer as a $3 bill.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 4:55 am
by RevLimiter
mvscal wrote:You should have started out in Kansas City before trying to take on Shittsburgh.
Why, so they would have NOBODY left?
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:40 am
by Mister Bushice
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Steiner dead. Slim dead.
Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer....
