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Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 4:59 pm**

Man, did I get fukked up on Saturday.

My brother in law and I started early, like 8:30 AM pounding tequila. Hey, look at me it's not like I got anything else to do. Anyway, things got pretty out of hand (as usual). I started taking out my frustrations on my sorry lot in life on my aunt's drywall. Completely destroyed the wall between the kitchen and dining room. oops that was the tequila talking. Anyway, my bro-in-law says something about using me as a mule on wheels or something and I'm like "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" and shit. Evidently we went to the airport (total blackout on my behalf at this point) and headed to Mexico. I don't remember too much except we were in this van that smelled alot like piss and I got punched in the face at least four times. Next thing I know it is fucking light out and I am surrounded by naked people. I was like, what THE FUKK??? I MEAN ???? FUCK!?!?! I thought that no good brother-in-law turned me into in Islam terrorist and now I was meeting all the virgins (but there were DUDES!!! FUCKING islams probably didn't think of that shit! gross!!!) I come to find out that it was just some faggot art shit. It took FOREVER to get home yesterday, and then I see I made the newspaper in this photo, so you could say it was worth it. damn.

Check it out:

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 5:16 pm**

Odds on IRIE being in Mexico yesterday, tongue wagging?

I got punched in the face at least four times.

That's at least 5 times too few for my liking.

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 10:27 pm**

Mi Cinco de Mayo was otay tambien. After I rolled that bum for his sarapee or whatever it was on the grass... it was a good night. Enjoy muchachos!

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 11:14 pm**

Nice looking place. What line of work brought you there?

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 11:27 pm**

AP should grow a full beard. With his complete lack of any discernable chin, it would look like he had a great big furry tongue. Bet he'd score a job at the circus with that bad boy(assuming he didn't wear out his welcome in his last stint there as the "guess your weight guy").

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 11:34 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Nice looking place. What line of work brought you there?

Bum +

Now hear me out Mgo... I've been looking for the best line of bum clothing and have serious... BODE over the bums. I wait until the sun goes down and roll them up like cubans in their nasty sleeping bags.

Then, I tote them down to the water where I have a Zodiac to take my homeies out to sea like the Eskimos. The Santa Monica police love my efforts.

Next time I roll through town, (I promise the board(s) I will do this), I am going to take pictures of the bums and post them here. It will be acheive material.

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Dins,

You going personal smack on me before the Canatards? Dude.... your chin must be drippin' by now... you money bank you.