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Given that it is the "sweeps" period, I couldn't help but notice this gem on local TV:

Link to idiocy.

For those of you who don't understand TV news -- what they put on their Web sites, aside from the headline, at least here in Tulsa, is their actual script. And yes, it is a script.

Revenge As Close As Your Computer Keyboard

Tulsa - From search engines to e-mail, everyone is just a click away from a communications revolution. The Internet can even be used to extract revenge. But, as NewsChannel 8's Diana Zoga explains, what you say online could come back to haunt you.

* That is the intro. From here, it goes into the actual "report."

On the World Wide Web, you can find just about anything, even the details of your personal life. Former OU football standout Kejuan Jones is immortalized on the internet as a cheater. His name and picture, along with dozens of other Tulsa men, is posted on the website dontdatehimgirl.com.

"It kind of is a violation because it does go into a person's personal life and telling everybody that he's this guy, basically putting a bad name on somebody they don't even know."

But, revenge on the Internet isn't just about love. It's also about business.

"This is all new, an all new phenomenon," says Terry Turner, owner of Alioli Restaurant.

Turner's brookside restaurant has been the subject of Internet buzz since Monday when a customer circulated e-mails complaining about the service, even blogging about it online.

"Customers' friends have been calling and e-mails coming from across the city that want to know what the story is," Turner says. "If its true, it's taken on a life of its own."

Kristyn Price wrote the e-mails. She says it's her right to share. And that means going online.

"The Internet is like talking to somebody," Price says. "Like calling your friends. It's just as easy to type an e-mail and send it out."

As for Kejuan, he says don't believe everything you see on the web.

"I'm happy now," he says. "I have a beautiful girlfriend. She's seen the thing and she laughs at it."

You can be held accountable for what you post online. Usually, opinions are okay. But, claiming a person or business committed a crime could get you sued. Bottom line -- if the statements are false, malicious and intended to hurt, legally there is a problem.

If you have been the target of online comments, it's a problem. Finding the person responsible can be difficult. In some cases, a website can be held accountable for refusing to remove offensive content.[/quote]

* A gift for you tards.





I don't even know where to begin with this. You fuckers are always bitching about the media, and this is why.

Let's start with this gem, just for kicks:
If you have been the target of online comments, it's a problem. Finding the person responsible can be difficult. In some cases, a website can be held accountable for refusing to remove offensive content.
Amazingly insightful.

I'm glad I can go to sleep now -- KNOWING I may or may not have offended someone, and KNOWING that Kejuan "doesn't believe eveything" he's seen on the Web.

Thank GOD.
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Wow.....

I'm sure as fuck happy that I had nothing but praise for IndyFrisco's BBQ Sauce. Hell for all I know he's teamed up with T1B's "LawAdmin" 88 and these two are setting an well designed trap. It's only a matter of time before some sucker takes the bait and drops a line like "Jesus Frisco! What the fuck did you send me? Was it some sort of sick prank or something or did someone actually take a shit in a tub of Ketchup and being the sick twisted Perverts that you both are, you and 88 are probably getting off with each shipment.
THAT'S FUCKING IT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'M TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT YOU TWO FECAL FREAKS!
I'M MAKING A BLOG AND YOU FRAUDS ARE GOING DOWN!


But I happened to like the shit Frisco's selling, and had no reason to make him cry.....
Lucky Me.... I Guess.......
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RadioFan wrote:. "I have a beautiful girlfriend. She's seen the thing and she laughs at it."
that's a drag for Key.
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Y2K wrote:Wow.....

I'm sure as fuck happy that I had nothing but praise for IndyFrisco's BBQ Sauce. Hell for all I know he's teamed up with T1B's "LawAdmin" 88 and these two a setting an well designed trap. It's only a matter of time before some sucker takes the bait and drops a line like "Jesus Frisco! What the fuck did you send me? Was it some sort of sick prank or something or did someone actually take a shit in a tub of Ketchup and being the sick twisted Perverts that you both are, you and 88 are probably getting off with each shipment.
THAT'S FUCKING IT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'M TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT YOU TWO FECAL FREAKS!
I'M MAKING A BLOG AND YOU FRAUDS ARE GOING DOWN!


But I happened to like the shit Frisco's selling, and had no reason to make him cry.....
Lucky Me.... I Guess.......
Even if said in jest, it is slander. Consider yourself banned.

NO SAUCE FOR YOU!!!
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King Crimson wrote:
RadioFan wrote:. "I have a beautiful girlfriend. She's seen the thing and she laughs at it."
that's a drag for Key.

RACK!

IndyFrisco wrote: Even if said in jest, it is slander. Consider yourself banned.

The word you're looking for is "libel."


Probably better just go ahead and ban him anyway, though.
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Dinsdale wrote:The word you're looking for is "libel."
I could have used help like this awhile back. Thanks for nothing.
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Damn,
This isn't going well for me....

I've been shunned by the Sauce Nazi,

Offered R-Jacks personal Secret Recipe based on this mornings "Movement,"

and

recommended to be ejected from the clubhouse.......

all because I have some compassion for Frisco's feelings and shit.
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Jack,

do you need some alone time?

It'll SUCK if you can't be strong for the Fresneck Leg of the Tour. If Douchebag and the surviving Crew roll into the CenCal Desert and go apeshit on you while you're all balled up and freakin' girly, who's left to uphold our honor out there?

Kevnic?


BWAAAHAHAHAHHA!

OK...well? Be strong, my man.
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IndyFrisco wrote:
I could have used help like this awhile back. Thanks for nothing.

Hehehehe.
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Douchedrip and The CREW are a perfect remedy for feeling "a bit verklempt." What could offer a better way to break outta the doldrums than slamming their bloated skulls against the melting Summer asphalt and having onlookers do the ink-blot test using the random blotches of tar stuck to their faces? Think of the joy in knowing you are helping keep food on the table and a roof over the head for Valley Families of hard working Orthopedic and Plastic Surgeons.

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Y2K wrote:Damn,
This isn't going well for me....

I've been shunned by the Sauce Nazi,

Offered R-Jacks personal Secret Recipe based on this mornings "Movement,"

and

recommended to be ejected from the clubhouse.......

all because I have some compassion for Frisco's feelings and shit.
The Sauce Nazi has no feelings.

I was just kidding, brah. No way I would ban my 5th best customer on the board here.
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IndyFrisco wrote:I was just kidding, brah. No way I would ban my 5th best customer on the board here.
I want to check this stuff out. How much for a bottle (include shipping cost)? Can I mail you a check and then have you send out the goods upon cashing the check?


You may PM me the details...
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Indy make special batch wonton for Ucan't.
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You may PM me the details...
EASY, Arch.
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Nice reach, Skid Row... shouldn't you be working on your next unbelievably boring chapter of the D-Crew Chronicles?
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Skid Row
Davey was a young man, he had a heart of stone
Wiped from 12 to 6 and worked his fingers to the bone
Just barely got out of school, moved out of JoPa's town
Fought the whole D-Bag crew but no one could take him down
He had no TP, oh no good at home
He walked the point like a soldier, and he killed Steiner all alone
And now it's

Fart skids for life you got it
Fart skids for life you know
Your crime is grime, and it's
Fart skids for life, oh gross

Burritos in his heartbeat, his veins burned vaseline
The plunger kept his toilet running, but it never kept him clean
They say he loved doing laundry, "Dave's got a wild side"
He married trouble and had a courtship with Tide
PLOP PLOP wipe it up, the party never ends
You can't think of dying when the Tidy Bowl Man's your friend
And now it's

Fart skids for life you got it
Fart skids for life you know
Your crime is grime, and it's
Fart skids for life, oh gross

"Accidents will happen," we all heard Davey say
He fired the ass-cannon to the wind, and it blew a mile away

Fart skids for life you got it
Fart skids for life you know
Your crime is grime, and it's
Fart skids for life, oh gross
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Uh.huh, uh huh huh huh, Uh.huh, uh huh huh huh, Uh.huh, uh huh huh huh

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Uh.huh, uh huh huh huh, Dinsdale like Rocks and stuff, Uh.huh, uh huh huh huh.





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Rack Dinsabastian Bach
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Sorry to chime in so late on this...but on the original premise from radiofan...I agree that Alioli deserves the bad rap. Who f-ing cares if the owner is disturbed because someone dissed him on the internet? He should care more that they serve really bad food and have horrible service. I went there once, and that was enough. There is actually is a good way to do tapas (tapas are fun when done well), and they don't even come close.

I lived right by Brookside in Maple Ridge when I lived in Tulsa, and always went to the local places to shop and eat whenever I went out. Some places have been there forever and then there are startups...everyone give everything a chance in Brookside. I go back and see my friends or go for business stuff, and always stop at Shades of Brown to get coffee, which was a little startup that no one really expected to go, but it's become a great gathering place and has the best coffee ever.

I've wondered when I go back why Alioli is still in business. Gotta be a tax write off at this point. Bottom line is that if they are doing their business badly, they really have no basis to bitch when people tell about how bad it is.
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