T1B

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 4:14 pm**

The owner of an upscale steakhouse in Louisville said he asked O.J. Simpson to leave his restaurant the night before the Kentucky Derby because he is sickened by the attention Simpson still attracts.

"I didn't want to serve him because of my convictions of what he's done to those families," Jeff Ruby said in a telephone interview Tuesday. "The way he continues to torture the lives of those families ... with his behavior, attitude and conduct."

http://www.azstarnet.com/news/182211

Good thing Orenthal left when he did. The last thing you want to be doing is pissing off restaurant owners named Ruby.

sin

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 4:25 pm**

Is Jeff Ruby in a wheelchair? If so, he's my new hero.

Sin,
Tard McShittroll

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 4:25 pm**

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 4:25 pm**

^^^^sup vic^^^^

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 4:25 pm**

This article adds a ...predictable element:

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/379 ... 10.article

Simpson's attorney, Yale Galanter, said the incident was about race, and he intended to pursue the matter and possibly go after the restaurant's liquor license.

''He screwed with the wrong guy, he really did,'' Galanter said this week.

So...when you have nothing else, you play the race card...and then toss in a physical threat just for good measure.

I think Douchebag's Tour is all about RACE, you ASSES. I'm gonna beat him the fuck DOWN for that.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 4:33 pm**

BSmack wrote:Good thing Orenthal left when he did. The last thing you want to be doing is pissing off restaurant owners named Ruby.

sin

I thought he was a nightclub owner?

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 4:37 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:''He screwed with the wrong guy, he really did''

That threat sounds a little less idle when OJ and Co. make it.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 4:39 pm**

mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:Good thing Orenthal left when he did. The last thing you want to be doing is pissing off restaurant owners named Ruby.

sin

I thought he was a nightclub owner?
That was only after he was forced to send all his restaurant profits back to corporate HQ. Tell me you knew.

Meet Corporate HQ.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 5:29 pm**

I hope a waiter named Ron found his sunglasses left at the table and offered to return them personally.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 7:24 pm**

Toddowen wrote:I'm surprised OJ dines out anywhere considering his negative celebrity status. Just imagine how much spit, booger, pubic hair, poop peanuts, and other assorted flotsam this guy has probably chowed down at a lot of these places.

That restaurant owner did him a favor by just merely refusing to serve him.

... damn, never thought of that..I've changed my mind...I WOULD serve O.J. if I owned a restaurant.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 7:32 pm**

ChargerMike wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I'm surprised OJ dines out anywhere considering his negative celebrity status. Just imagine how much spit, booger, pubic hair, poop peanuts, and other assorted flotsam this guy has probably chowed down at a lot of these places.

That restaurant owner did him a favor by just merely refusing to serve him.
... damn, never thought of that..I've changed my mind...I WOULD serve O.J. if I owned a restaurant.

Tell me, how does the cook know what OJ ordered?

Gotta think it would suck just as much being in OJ's posse taking nose goo meant for Orenthal.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 7:38 pm**

BSmack wrote:Tell me, how does the cook know what OJ ordered?

????

In the area that I live, most restaurants have these people called "waiters and waitresses," and what they do is...

Neverfuckingmind.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 7:43 pm**

BSmack wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I'm surprised OJ dines out anywhere considering his negative celebrity status. Just imagine how much spit, booger, pubic hair, poop peanuts, and other assorted flotsam this guy has probably chowed down at a lot of these places.

That restaurant owner did him a favor by just merely refusing to serve him.
... damn, never thought of that..I've changed my mind...I WOULD serve O.J. if I owned a restaurant.
Tell me, how does the cook know what OJ ordered?

Gotta think it would suck just as much being in OJ's posse taking nose goo meant for Orenthal.

...ways, Guido told me there are ways!

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 7:43 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:Tell me, how does the cook know what OJ ordered?
????

In the area that I live, most restaurants have these people called "waiters and watresses," and what they do is...

Neverfuckingmind.

My point being that when OJ rolls in with a party of 12 people, there's a fairly good chance that the cook will not know exactly what OJ ordered. He'll just know that he's cooking a mess of stuff for OJ's party. Hell, given the quality of some of the service I've seen at restaurants lately, I'd say it's a 50/50 proposition that the server remembers what OJ ordered.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 7:46 pm**

OK, maybe if I type really slowly, it might sink in...

Many, if not most restaurants have these employees called "waiters and waitresses," and their job is to...

Neverfuckingmind.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it think.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 8:01 pm**

Tell me, how does the Diet Beer get poured into my snaggletoothed maw?

--Bsmacked

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 8:09 pm**

They probably just ship all of the loogies off to corporate HQ anyway.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 8:39 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Many, if not most restaurants have these employees called "waiters and waitresses," and their job is to...

No shit, so when they are carrying the food, in full view of other patrons or staff, they would just hack one off?

Yea, I know it happens. My point was simply that the loogie intended for Orenthal might well wind up being misplaced somewhere along the way. Wait staff are not the ONLY people in a restaurant with the ability to sabotage food.

Don't you have a hump day thread to bitch about?

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 8:44 pm**

who gives a fuck?

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 8:50 pm**

mvscal wrote: You've obvioiusly never worked in a restaurant so shut the fuck up, idiot.

I didn't realize that restaurant experience was really that crucial to understanding the dynamic of waitstaff communicating with the kitchen...since that's kind of one of their primary functions.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 8:52 pm**

mvscal wrote:You've obvioiusly never worked in a restaurant so shut the fuck up, idiot.

I've worked in a few dinning establishments in my day. Enough to know that smelling like seafood and animal fat is no way to go through life.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 8:57 pm**

BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:You've obvioiusly never worked in a restaurant so shut the fuck up, idiot.
I've worked in a few dinning establishments in my day. Enough to know that smelling like seafood and animal fat is no way to go through life.

What the hell does that have to do with the ease with which OJ’s food could be fucked with?

Can anyone speak to the trickle-down effect of loogies in the communities that are lucky enough to host an Orenthal dining event?

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 8:58 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:You've obvioiusly never worked in a restaurant so shut the fuck up, idiot.
I've worked in a few dinning establishments in my day. Enough to know that smelling like seafood and animal fat is no way to go through life.
What the hell does that have to do with the ease with which OJ’s food could be fucked with?

Not a damn thing. Were you expecting it to?

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 8:59 pm**

Bri, you need to erect.

Sin,
ILII

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 9:01 pm**

I'm thinking the "Stupid Motherfucker of the Week Award" just became a yacht race for the week ending 5/11/07.

Someone has an insurmountable lead, more than likely.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 9:02 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Well, of course there's all manner of lesser imps'n demons, Pete, but the Great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail and carries a hayfork.

For some reason everytime Dinsdale speaks I get this mental image of George Clooney in OBWAT.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 9:03 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:I'm thinking the "Stupid Motherfucker of the Week Award" just became a yacht race for the week ending 5/11/07.

Someone has an insurmountable lead, more than likely.

Another non sequitur?

How shocking.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 9:14 pm**

BSmack wrote:Another non sequitur?

Another post cementing your place as a stupid motherfucker?

See, in the NFL forum, you made a series of posts that confirmed you were a clueless tard(as if that needed any further proof).

This thread furthers the notion that you are, indeed, a complete dumbfuck.

So, along with familiarizing yourself with the function of waitstaff, you might want to check into the definition of "nonsequitur."

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 9:19 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:So, along with familiarizing yourself with the function of waitstaff, you might want to check into the definition of "nonsequitur."

I know exactly what non sequitur means. I even know that it is TWO words, not one long word. Non sequiturs are your stock in trade when someone points out your Clevensdilian tendencies. I'm starting to wonder if it isn't the U&L version of IKYABWAI.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 9:23 pm**

An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.

Every scrap of "evidence"(your posts) indicate that you quite clearly are a complete fucking idiot.

But keep reaching for the stars -- someday you might get a clue.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 9:25 pm**

BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote: I've worked in a few dinning establishments in my day. Enough to know that smelling like seafood and animal fat is no way to go through life.
What the hell does that have to do with the ease with which OJ’s food could be fucked with?
Not a damn thing. Were you expecting it to?

You really are a stone-cold fucking tard.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 9:25 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.

What is a Dinsdale post?

sin

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 10:01 pm**

Oh, my conclusion not only followed the evidence...it was the definitive conclusion...

that you're a stone-cold fucking tard.

It's the only conclusion one could logically draw.

Your mastery of American English is only rivalled by your understanding of restaurant operations.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 11:37 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Oh, my conclusion not only followed the evidence...it was the definitive conclusion...

Only if one is a balding, middle aged, drug addled contrarian.

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 12:49 am**

Jesus Bri.....

There's time to fight but you're just being stupid.

PUSH THE BUTTON!

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 2:10 am**

BSmack wrote: Enough to know that smelling like seafood and animal fat is no way to go through life.

Have a care son...Miss C still reads the boards you know.

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 2:23 am**

left to right: T1B, BSmack

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 2:44 am**

Tell me, how to unstack the pile atop me?

--BLite

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 2:58 am**

PSUFAN wrote:Tell me, how to unstack the pile atop me?

--BLite

Since when have I ever given a shit about how many of you tards I'm fucking with at once? Seriously, of all the barbs ever thrown at me, that has to be the most laughable one yet.

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 3:57 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
left to right: T1B, BSmack

someone found productive use of their free time. rack that.

T1B

Orenthal booted out of Louisville steakhouse?

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