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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:12 pm
by poptart
I am Otis.
Re: Buzzards, Huh? I Ain't Changin' My Plans!
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 4:18 pm
by BSmack
Sudden Sam wrote:mvscal wrote:Sudden Sam wrote:I'm still gonna spend my dead time rotting away in Knoxville.
That's what you think...
You think they have other plans for me?!?!
You ever listen to that Sam Kinison routine about the cadaver getting assfucked in the morgue?
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 4:24 pm
by OCmike
The proposed body farm is about 10 miles from Casa de OC. There's nothing out there (other than the airport), but a 90 y/o widow living in a single-wide with goats in her yard to keep the brush down. I'm sure her entire yard is coated with goat pebbles, so it's not like she's going to notice the smell of a few hundy decaying bodys or anything.
Re: Buzzards, Huh? I Ain't Changin' My Plans!
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 5:51 pm
by BSmack
Sudden Sam wrote:I have specific instructions in my will to have my sphincter sewn shut immediately at the time of my passing.
That's sig material. Bravo.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:17 pm
by Ace
OCmike wrote:The proposed body farm is about 10 miles from Casa de OC.
Upwind I hope
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:20 pm
by OCmike
Most winds blow north/south and it's east of us, so we should be out of the range of any fetid decaying corpse aromas.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:28 pm
by BSmack
Buzzards gotta eat. Same as worms.
sin
