T1B

Save the fucking with the title thing for KC Paul.

Giving orders from the bottom of the pile --


KC Paul would be proud of you.

No, more like recognizing a bitch move for what it is.

Tell me, my friend...is there a reason to believe that I did the title-beating? How did you know this?

Did a waitress whisper it to you?

It's just a title, bro. Shouldn't hamper your barb tossage.

Sometimes you just gotta let it go.

-Don Dawson

PSUFAN wrote:Tell me, my friend...is there a reason to believe that I did the title-beating? How did you know this?

Did a waitress whisper it to you?

I know you can change it back.

BSmack wrote:No, more like recognizing a bitch move for what it is.

Irony, thy name be BSmack.


Dude's going for three pile-on threads in a week. We'll have to check, but this may be a new T1B record.

BSmack wrote:
I know you can change it back.

But what am I?

Dinsdale wrote:

BSmack wrote:No, more like recognizing a bitch move for what it is.

Irony, thy name be BSmack.


Dude's going for three pile-on threads in a week. We'll have to check, but this may be a new T1B record.

Really looks like the last couple of days have been his turn in the barrel.

Dinsdale wrote:

BSmack wrote:
I know you can change it back.

But what am I?

Rack that one.

B, really... let this one go. For the love of God and your sake... LET IT GO.

Anyways, the title will only fester like an infected splinter if you let it. You're well on your way.

Ken wrote:B, really... let this one go. For the love of God and your sake... LET IT GO.

Anyways, the title will only fester like an infected splinter if you let it. You're well on your way.

Ah, the "voice of reason".

Dude, why didn't I just see it your way all along? Damn! You're tight like a 140 yard 6 iron.

I am now a man of peace.

Honestly, I don't know what's worse. An IKYABWAI title or a title admitting you not only watch NECKCAR but play it in Fantasy as well.

IndyFrisco wrote:Honestly, I don't know what's worse. An IKYABWAI title or a title admitting you not only watch NECKCAR but play it in Fantasy as well.

I embrace my inner neck.

BSmack wrote:You're tight like a 140 yard 6 iron.

While my initial inclination would be to toss some "non sequitur" smack in BitchSlapped's direction, I'll grant a pass on "140 yard 6 iron" smack aimed at Ken.

BSmack wrote:

Ken wrote:B, really... let this one go. For the love of God and your sake... LET IT GO.

Anyways, the title will only fester like an infected splinter if you let it. You're well on your way.

You're tight like a 140 yard 6 iron.

W/your approval (of course), can this derivation of smack be added to the tardbook? Under the heading

someone else's 'cuz I'm too unoriginal?

Ken wrote:

BSmack wrote:

Ken wrote:B, really... let this one go. For the love of God and your sake... LET IT GO.

Anyways, the title will only fester like an infected splinter if you let it. You're well on your way.

You're tight like a 140 yard 6 iron.

W/your approval (of course), can this derivation of smack be added to the tardbook? Under the heading

someone else's 'cuz I'm too unoriginal?

Ken,

You need to just let it go. Take your own advice and just let it drop.

BSmack wrote: Ken,

You need to just let it go. Take your own advice and just let it drop.

seriously...

BSmack wrote:I embrace my inner neck.

Embrace it tighter.

OCmike wrote:

BSmack wrote: Ken,

You need to just let it go. Take your own advice and just let it drop.

seriously...

Hey, I'm a changed man. I walk with the Lord now.

BSmack wrote:I walk with the Lord now.

Well, if you guys stop somewhere for a bite to eat, don’t order the same thing that He orders. For His sake, I mean.

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:I walk with the Lord now.

Well, if you guys stop somewhere for a bite to eat, don’t order the same thing that He orders. For His sake, I mean.

I forgive you.

BSmack wrote: I walk with the Lord now.

Message from God wrote:

BSmack wrote: I walk with the Lord now.

The Lord is a funny guy. Always comming with the funnay. I like walking with the Lord.

IndyFrisco wrote:Honestly, I don't know what's worse. An IKYABWAI title or a title admitting you not only watch NECKCAR but play it in Fantasy as well.

Here's what's worse. Playing fantasy racing and consistently being on the lower half of the ladder rungs. At least Bri plays to win.

You wanna' know what else is worse?

Playing fantasy CFB or Golf. Now, that's some funny shit.

Dork.

BSmack wrote:The Lord is a funny guy. Always comming with the funnay.

Yep. Dick Cheney and Alan Keyes having gay daughters out front told me so.

War Wagon wrote:You wanna' know what else is worse?

Playing fantasy CFB or Golf. Now, that's some funny shit.

Dork.

I don't play either of those, IKYABWAI. Keep firing with your eyes shut.

War Wagon wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:Honestly, I don't know what's worse. An IKYABWAI title or a title admitting you not only watch NECKCAR but play it in Fantasy as well.

Here's what's worse. Playing fantasy racing and consistently being on the lower half of the ladder rungs. At least Bri plays to win.

You wanna' know what else is worse?

Playing fantasy CFB or Golf. Now, that's some funny shit.

Dork.

Serious question Dave. What are you going to do if Dale Jr. joins Hendrick? Kill yourself?

BSmack wrote: Serious question Dave. What are you going to do if Dale Jr. joins Hendrick? Kill yourself?

First I'd go Cho on the Hendrick garage, and then I'd kill myself.

Oh, seriously? That's not going to happen. RCR is the way this is going to end up, beyond a doubt.

But just for the sake of argument let's say he does go to Hendrick. I'd throw shit on the track at him too.

Penske brother...................

War Wagon wrote:

BSmack wrote: Serious question Dave. What are you going to do if Dale Jr. joins Hendrick? Kill yourself?

First I'd go Cho on the Hendrick garage, and then I'd kill myself.

Oh, seriously? That's not going to happen. RCR is the way this is going to end up, beyond a doubt.

But just for the sake of argument let's say he does go to Hendrick. I'd throw shit on the track at him too.

RACK

...and if he doesn't go 3, he goes Gibbs or mends fences with Mommy-in-law Dearest. No Hendrick.

Dinsdale wrote:
But what am I?

A Cliff Clavinesque tard with a big fucking mouth who spews fecal matter like a lift station gone bad and who turns tail and runs when his shit and his brains collide.

Glad to help define you.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

BSmack wrote:The Lord is a funny guy. Always comming with the funnay.

Yep. Dick Cheney and Alan Keyes having gay daughters out front told me so.

This coming from a "male" that is married to a black woman. You married an undesirable creature and are running smack?

Oh, irony...

BTW, Dale Jr. in the #3 Goodwrench car at RCR next year is what I've been sayin' since Harvick is in the #29 Shell mobile.

Atomic Punk wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Yep. Dick Cheney and Alan Keyes having gay daughters out front told me so.

This coming from a "male" that is married to a black woman. You married an undesirable creature and are running smack?

Oh no you di'int.

BSmack wrote:I embrace my inner neck.

Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.

^^^^ O.M.G. That may be racist, but it's still funny as hell.

RadioFan wrote:

BSmack wrote:I embrace my inner neck.

Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RadioFan wrote: Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

Yeah, that's pretty funny coming from Letterman, considering he's part owner of a shitty IRL team.

Perhaps his writers should come up with a Top 10 list of reasons why chicks shouldn't be driving race cars against men. Now, that might be funny.

As for there not being any black drivers in NASCAR, that'd be news to Bill Lester.

You don't really think Letterman wrote that, do you? Yikes!

Yeah, I know, Microsoft and AOL have teamed up to create a new e-mail tracking software program that counts how many people you forward a message to and if you send it to 20 friends you win a trip to Disneyworld. Just save it, sucker.

lester drove a garbage truck