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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:24 am
by RadioFan
BODE the wyches when you come back with the postmortem pics of the horsey ... errr, wifey.
Smoke a few cigs on the hospital grounds, if you already haven't, just to piss off the state of Kalifornia.
Good luck and congrats, bro.
You now might have two little bastards that will make your life a living hell, as opposed to one.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:04 am
by RadioFan
Btw, you now may have two fathers to hit up for child support. Get busy. That paperwork isn't going to fill itself out.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 8:25 am
by Mister Bushice
CSI all the head dents. Make sure they all belong to your cock.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:47 pm
by PSUFAN
Rack the Braxton-Hicks that hit paydirt.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:00 pm
by PSUFAN
Any foaling yet?
hmmm
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:39 pm
by 1smoothG
It's been a suspiciously long time since he updated.
RACK the SIDS fairy.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:14 pm
by Ken
R-Jack wrote:
RJ?
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:16 am
by RadioFan
Toddowen wrote:Man, your daughter's hot.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 4:45 am
by Mister Bushice
Something tells me she's a lock for the next issue of "chicks with plastic dicks"
But rack the sperm for completing its mission.
and what? No wife pics this time?
You didn't take her to Elmers Hospital, did you?
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 4:48 am
by bbqjones
rack rjack
good work
that baby looks just like me
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 4:49 am
by poptart
Congrats, R-Jack!!
And rack the newbie for having more hair than her pappy.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:11 am
by tuff gong
Incredible. Looking at that picture of you with the 2 kids, that is an adorable photo but I also see a stereo system of torment and in its center a man who is not going to sleep much again for a long time.
This must have been an adventure for Mrs. R-Jack. That looks like one big baby - a baby that also looks like it was totally ready to be launched -that baby looks like she could have walked out.
What a cutie.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:17 pm
by quadrevion mcwheels
You look like a spic.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:29 pm
by War Wagon
Thumbs up, indeed.
Rack the proud papa.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:54 pm
by PSUFAN
Rack the new filly. I've got $50 on her in the 8th.
Zy, your thoughts?
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:59 pm
by BSmack
4 to 1 she winds up in the Indianapolis Intl Airport "Family Changing Room" with a former member of the Scottish Claymores.
:wink:
But seriously. Props on the new addition.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:45 pm
by OCmike
My boys can swim!! - RCostanza
Congrats on the latest addition.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:00 pm
by titlover
rack that cute little shit.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:27 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!! - RCostanza
Please tell me there's some inside joke that I'm missing and that you didn't fuck that up royally.
Rack the R-Jack family! A Serious Mazol Tov!
For those of you who don't know the joy of parenthood ...
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... I'll sell you mine, the little fuckers are driving me crazy.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:30 pm
by 1smoothG
OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!!
Mine can't.
regards,
Tom Mees' mom
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:48 pm
by Goober McTuber
Rack 1smoothG.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:08 pm
by Revlimiter's Torn Anus
R-Jack wrote:
Did you name her "Fucked At Birth" because that is what she is with you as a father.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:25 pm
by Ken
1smoothG wrote:OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!!
Mine can't.
regards,
Tom Mees' mom
Oh
my
fucking
God
So fucking cruel, yet so fucking funny. Excellent.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:27 pm
by KC Scott
Cute kid - but they all are until they start destroying your house.
Congrats
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:29 pm
by Raydah James
1smoothG wrote:OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!!
Mine can't.
regards,
Tom Mees' mom
RACK
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:52 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
A few more years on each of them (especially the father) and this pic could have been taken in my house on any given night. Wait till the kids start fighting with each other over who gets to spend time with you.
Congrats.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:01 pm
by OCmike
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!! - RCostanza
Please tell me there's some inside joke that I'm missing and that you didn't fuck that up royally.
Well R-JackCostanza didn't have much of a ring to it either...
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:02 pm
by OCmike
1smoothG wrote:OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!!
Mine can't.
regards,
Tom Mees' mom
Neither can mine.
Regards,
Nogsicles Moms
P.S. Pray for them
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:30 am
by socal
R-Jack, rack your spawn for overcoming all obstacles not the least of which is your toy cannon that appears by all accounts from wifey's thumb and forefinger
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to be a whopping 2.15" in length.