T1B

Hi guys! I'm so glad to finally say hello to you all. I'm the latest hire at T1B!! I can't wait to begin help you all use the board, get acclimated to the community, and post your takes.

I'm the new kid on the block, so go easy on me! I haven't had much time to read the board yet...but I'm planning on starting now! I'm a quick learner, and I rarely misspell a word...so I think you're going to find me easy to work with. :D

Let's make this fun for both of us! :wink:

T1B Help Desk wrote:I'm the latest hire at T1B!!

I know you are, but what am I?

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WOW!! :) I'd say you're the board's most prolific poster!

The Eagle Wing Palace...? Is that in one of the branch offices?

T1B Help Desk wrote:I can't wait to begin help you all use the board

All your syntax are belong to us.

mvscal wrote:How do cooks know which steak to hawk a loogey on?

And how long does the extra bit of looey take to reach Corporate HQ?

Who's Rome?

OK, here's one:

Can you help my legs so I can walk again?

Also, I have a touch of alcoholism. I'm like a "shop-aholic" except with booze.

How do cooks know which steak to hawk a loogey on?

The server is supposed to key in the "add Effluvium" code: ^&^x3D1. Standard practice.

War Wagon wrote:All your syntax are belong to us.

I knew it wouldn't be long before I met the board's style expert - and Internet Gangster. In Orientation they told me that some of our sharper posters are from Missouri. It's a pleasure!

Who's Rome?

I'm still working through the manual! Let me get back to you on that one. I was, however, given this link for the more "inane" questions: http://www.trolltrain.com I haven't been there yet, but I'm sure it's full of information!

Quad: there's no WAY you should be drinking. No wonder your face is looking a little mottled. I'm fully trained to assist cripples, but not drunk ones. You should wheel up to a church and start crying outside. After the bums finish teabagging you, they'll probably wheel you in.

friends with Caveman

Sounds like my date last Friday night! So many animals here in the Big City...

Helpdesk --

What's the proper club selection for an island green that's playing 135, little/no breeze?

This isn't Ken-btw.

Offshored or Officeside?

Roach wrote:T1B Help Desk, are you friends with Caveman, by any chance?

I have many friends, but this is the first time I've met T1BHD.

T1B Help Desk wrote: In Orientation they told me that some of our sharper posters are from Missouri. It's a pleasure!

Yes, I AM from Missouri and the pleasure is all mine, T1B HD....oh, and I would like to offer my congratulations to you on your new position. I look forward to working with you in the future.

T1B Help Desk wrote: In Orientation they told me that some of our sharper posters are from Missouri. It's a pleasure!

We had "dubious", "prolific" posters in here that have been banned.

Dr. Detroit, RtS, m2ool.....

Is the fact that they are all Jews a coincidence or do LTS & martyred sit on the board?

Where is your American Headquarters located

Bombay or New Dehli?

Y2K wrote:Where is your American Headquarters located

Bombay or New Dehli?

They've branched out to Islamabad and Istanbul.

q: When will our T1B insurance cards come in the mail? Paying cash for doctors visits is getting old.

I also expect a check in the mail for all of the copays i have made so far since our old plan ran out.

The Seer wrote:We had "dubious", "prolific" posters in here that have been banned.
Dr. Detroit, RtS, m2ool.....
Is the fact that they are all Jews a coincidence.....

thanks for the sig brah.....

T1B Help Desk wrote:In Orientation they told me that some of our sharper posters are from Missouri.

What they meant was that most of them have heads that come to a distinct point.

Mister Bushice wrote:

T1B Help Desk wrote:In Orientation they told me that some of our sharper posters are from Missouri.

What they meant was that most of them have heads that come to a distinct point.

Throwing stones inside this here glass house yet AGAIN, Bushlice?

RevLimiter wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:

T1B Help Desk wrote:In Orientation they told me that some of our sharper posters are from Missouri.

What they meant was that most of them have heads that come to a distinct point.

Throwing stones inside this here glass house yet AGAIN, Bushlice?

Just another form of IKYABWAI. Wow.

Goober McTuber wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote: What they meant was that most of them have heads that come to a distinct point.

Throwing stones inside this here glass house yet AGAIN, Bushlice?

Just another form of IKYABWAI. Wow.

And Bushlice's little crack WASN'T? Wow.

You and your heinously selective criticism can feel free to FUCK OFF Goobs.

Goobs, you need to try and make your criticisms more general, apparently.

Stealing passwords: What kind of safeguards does T1B have in place? It appears that jack has stolen roach's and posted another shit thread w/no replies.

Better yet, can we just ban both nics?

The Seer wrote:We had "dubious", "prolific" posters in here that have been banned.

Dr. Detroit, RtS, m2ool.....

Is the fact that they are all Jews a coincidence or do LTS & martyred sit on the board?

I don't know about the other admins, but in my case, I can't wait to persecute the Jews that post on this board. I wasn't aware that Dr. Detroit and RtS were jewish...but you can be sure that banning them was a clear-cut example of my anti-semitism.

In fact, if you were smart, you'd leave no stone unturned at T1B in the search for anti-semites and their foul works. Look at the posting screen, for example. Under Options, you'll see that HTML is OFF. Surely it needs to be understood that we turned it off because we fucking hate Jews.

The "title" of the board - let's examine that more closely. "We put the band back together"...line from the Blues Brothers? Meaningless place-holding text? No, my friends...it's a DIRECT ATTACK on world Jewry. If you can't see that clearly, then you need to look again.

One of our closely-guarded secrets can now be unfurled, since we're on the topic. TWIS is a shared troll. We've used him as a kind of sham salve on the festering wound of anti-semitism here that clear-seeing folks like The Seer are viewing clear as day. TWIS is our way of masking our true goals and sentiments...we're out to get Jews, in the thickest numbers possible, as soon as possible.

So, if any of you are Jews, be well aware...we've got special torments and teasings planned for you - that is, in fact, the whole reason the board...and probably the Internet in general...exist. Be well warned.

RevLimiter wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

RevLimiter wrote: Throwing stones inside this here glass house yet AGAIN, Bushlice?

Just another form of IKYABWAI. Wow.

And Bushlice's little crack WASN'T? Wow.

Uh, no. There was an obviously sarcastic comment about the Missouri posters being sharp, and Bushice indicated that meant their heads came to a point. Not seeing how that is IKYABWAI.

You, in your other hand, simply said (in so many words), “No Bushice, you’re the one with the pointed head”. Do you see the difference? Do you understand why everyone thinks you’re a fucking idiot?