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*OPERATION BAG N TAG HAS BEEN CANCELED*

you read it right, dickhumpers. i have pulled OUT of the burgh and have returned home to THE DIRTY. it was a fcuking disgrace from day one. i blew through the money Headhunter gave me REAL FAST on cigs, booze, porn, lotto, little debbie snack cakes, weed, beam, strippers, doughnuts, and motel money.

i was on the highway to GET FUCKED in a hurry.

so yesterday i was down to my last fifteen bucks and i got fuckin JUMPED by a pack of mexicans. i tried taking them all on, and beat some SERIOUS ass for about 30 seconds, but then they ganged up on me and BEAT ME DOWN. i think one even tried to assault me...in that place. fucking DICKS!

rest assured, the ONLY thing i am focusing on right now is THE TOUR

so let's pick up the rankings, fucknuts

last set of rankings:

10. BSmack
9. KC Scott
8. Mister Buschice
7. Goober McTuber
6. Jay in Phoenix
5. Y2K
4. War Wagon
3. smackaholic
2. R-Jack
1. PSUFAN

here are this week's:

10. mvscal - you have tried to make me look like a FOOL with your one liners. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING WITH TOUGH GUY? HUH? Tell me, are you running with E-Bag? you are aren't you, you FUCK!

9. Mister Bushice - you think this is a joke? you think I'M a joke? do you have any idea how much I LAUGH at your ignorance? it's going to get you fucking crippled for life

8. KC Scott - i don't like you. i've never liked you. i hate your smug looking face, and your family is fucking UGLY. i want to fucking beat the PISS out of you in front of your children. FUCK OFF REJECT

7. War Wagon - fucking TAKE BACK what you said and we can still be bros. if not, then GET FUCKED. oh, and do you have any money i can borrow?

6. Goober McTuber - the class clown. fucking HILARIOUS! LMAO! I'm just in TEARS over here. guess what, dickchaser? i used to BEAT DOWN the class clowns. did you know that? i slapped their trapper keepers out of their hands and then fucking GOT UP in their faces!

5. Y2K - here's the bottom line: you are showing me NO respect whatsoever and this i can't handle. you NEED to recognize this shit is SERIOUS and that i DEMAND your respect. fucking SHAPE UP, dick!

4. smackaholic - post your fucking travel itinerary or keep cusping your balls. pick one.

3. Jay in Phoenix - Oh, wow. Just...wow. i'm fairly certain now i am going to empty every bodily fluid i can create on top of your crippled body after i've beaten you for 5 straight HOURS with a pair of channelocks. you just don't understand the magnitude of this. this is GOING DOWN

2. R-Jack - i won't be showing you any mercy because of the kid. i don't give a FUCK if those kids grow up daddyless while their mother has to work extra jobs on the side just to make ends meet. tell you what though, IF that happens, i'll buy the bitch a saddle so she can pony around little kids at the local zoo for some cash. ASS

1.
see you in THE BURGH the next time around...it's coming, you FUCK

so you took last weeks rankings and shuffled it up ? good work ., at least gpete put some thought into his rankings.


top four:

beer and cigararettes
vaginas
chewed toenail
melted butter

Douchebag wrote: 7. War Wagon - fucking TAKE BACK what you said and we can still be bros. if not, then GET FUCKED. oh, and do you have any money i can borrow?

Ok, okaaay... I take it all back.

You know i caint stay mad at you bro. We be dawgs and shit.

PM me your PayPal account #, and I'll hook you up.

The tour must go on as planned.

John Saunders

Douchebag wrote:
8. KC Scott - i don't like you. i've never liked you. i hate your smug looking face, and your family is fucking UGLY. i want to fucking beat the PISS out of you in front of your children. FUCK OFF REJECT

I Piss on your head and make you the cover of the advocate and all I get is a lousy 8?



Fucking Shark Jumper.

OTST

KC Scott wrote: I Piss on your head and make you the cover of the advocate and all I get is a lousy 8?

Nobody has accused DB of having his priorities straight.

War Wagon wrote:

KC Scott wrote: I Piss on your head and make you the cover of the advocate and all I get is a lousy 8?

Nobody has accused DB of having his priorities straight.

There seems to be nothing about 'bag that's straight. My guess is he was praying to get violated in that place by the cholos who administered his latest beatdown.

War Wagon wrote:

Douchebag wrote: 7. War Wagon - fucking TAKE BACK what you said and we can still be bros. if not, then GET FUCKED. oh, and do you have any money i can borrow?

Ok, okaaay... I take it all back.

You know i caint stay mad at you bro. We be dawgs and shit.

PM me your PayPal account #, and I'll hook you up.

The tour must go on as planned.

smart move. remember, it's in your best itnerest to show me RESPECT

i've pmed you my paypal account info, btw

Douchebag wrote:

War Wagon wrote:

Douchebag wrote: 7. War Wagon - fucking TAKE BACK what you said and we can still be bros. if not, then GET FUCKED. oh, and do you have any money i can borrow?

Ok, okaaay... I take it all back.

You know i caint stay mad at you bro. We be dawgs and shit.

PM me your PayPal account #, and I'll hook you up.

The tour must go on as planned.

smart move. remember, it's in your best itnerest to show me RESPECT

i've pmed you my paypal account info, btw

OK, so it’s no surprise that Whitey needs to pay people to be his friends, but his choice of Douchebag shows him to be not a very smart shopper. Maybe he’s just in it for the gay butt-sex.

Douchebag wrote: i've pmed you my paypal account info, btw

Ok, before we can complete this transaction, here are the terms of the loan.

You must rearrange your tour schedule and put Madison 1st on the itinerary. There's a certain little prick there that needs to be maimed for life. You shouldn't have much trouble with the dildo, he just had rotator cuff surgery. Make sure he can never lift his arms above his head again.

Deal?

Douchebag wrote:3. Jay in Phoenix - Oh, wow. Just...wow. i'm fairly certain now i am going to empty every bodily fluid i can create on top of your crippled body after i've beaten you for 5 straight HOURS with a pair of channelocks. you just don't understand the magnitude of this. this is GOING DOWN

Well THAT'S just plain nasty. And gay to the EXTREME. Just because you've been administered the ol' cholo churro by a bunch of vatos from the 'Burgh, you're getting no sympathies here D-fag. You reap what you sow. The only fluid that will be coming from your fat ass will be blood.

Oh wait, the messicans' already took care of THAT!

You're crew is dropping like flies. You've just been beat down...AGAIN. Give it up tubbo; like puka shells through the hour glass, your days are numbered.

And for the last damn time, I need those neck stats. Your triple chins aren't going to measure themselves, and pink rope is fuckin' expensive.

War Wagon wrote:

Douchebag wrote: i've pmed you my paypal account info, btw

Ok, before we can complete this transaction, here are the terms of the loan.

You must rearrange your tour schedule and put Madison 1st on the itinerary. There's a certain little prick there that needs to be maimed for life. You shouldn't have much trouble with the dildo, he just had rotator cuff surgery. Make sure he can never lift his arms above his head again.

Deal?

Figures you would need to pay someone to hopefully beat me up. You must have spent a fortune getting through grade school.

War Wagon wrote:

Douchebag wrote: i've pmed you my paypal account info, btw

Ok, before we can complete this transaction, here are the terms of the loan.

You must rearrange your tour schedule and put Madison 1st on the itinerary. There's a certain little prick there that needs to be maimed for life. You shouldn't have much trouble with the dildo, he just had rotator cuff surgery. Make sure he can never lift his arms above his head again.

Deal?

tell you what, bro. i can't make Madison the first stop. everything has already been set up with Greyhound and the hotels. i can't re-arrange all that now. but i PROMISE i will add Madison on the tour, and i will slot that in right after Milwaukee on July 22nd.

we still on? I'll need like $500

Douchebag wrote: tell you what, bro. i can't make Madison the first stop. everything has already been set up with Greyhound and the hotels. i can't re-arrange all that now. but i PROMISE i will add Madison on the tour, and i will slot that in right after Milwaukee on July 22nd.

we still on? I'll need like $500

You get $250 now, and the rest after you deal with that obnoxious mouth breather in Madison. Sorry, I don't fully trust that you'll get the job done, so I'll need to see pictures of the beatdown.

Now don't you and Stevo go blowing all the cash on 40's before you even hit the road.

You’ll enjoy Madison, Douchenozzle. We have one of the finest hospitals in the country. I should warn you, however, that it is a teaching hospital, which means that a different intern will be coming to your room every 10 minutes to take your temperature, check your blood pressure, examine your myriad wounds, etc.

Too bad about your $250, Whitey. You could have bought a new AC unit with that money.

War Wagon wrote:You get $250 now

you DICK!

Douchebag wrote:

War Wagon wrote:You get $250 now

you DICK!

Why, you ungrateful douchebag.

Forget it, the deal is OFF. I couldn't trust you to take care of the Madison prick anyways, so it's just as well.

I never make any lists!!!!!

War Wagon wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

War Wagon wrote:You get $250 now

you DICK!

Why, you ungrateful douchebag.

Forget it, the deal is OFF. I couldn't trust you to take care of the Madison prick anyways, so it's just as well.

It’s just as well. You’d probably have trouble coming up with the $250, you fucking limp-wristed pantywaist.

rack D-bag for producing some readable shyt up in here

War Wagon wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

War Wagon wrote:You get $250 now

you DICK!

Why, you ungrateful douchebag.

Forget it, the deal is OFF. I couldn't trust you to take care of the Madison prick anyways, so it's just as well.

dude, i'm sorry man. it was the roids talking, not me.

Ok, half now, half later. Got it.

You can send the cash anytime.

PEACE

Look man, it was a whole TRUCK LOAD of those bastards like ^^this!

i didn't even do anything. they just saw me and then UNLEASHED, and before i knew it i was on the ground getting beat with fists, feet, and carpet installing equipment.

they just kept coming

I don't think the taco folders are interested in sodomizing you, doucheBAG. I think they just mistook you for a side of beef, and tried tenderizing you.

Did you ever have a brain taco? Not too fucking bad...

R-Jack wrote:

Douchebag wrote: dude, i'm sorry man. it was the roids talking, not me.

Wait,

You got sodomized by a bunch of four foot wetbacks while full of roid rage?

I think he meant his hemmorhoids. Repeated lubeless ass fuckings must have raised up some nasty ass marbles.

Douchebag wrote:
4. smackaholic - post your fucking travel itinerary or keep cusping your balls. pick one.

I thought I already had, but, here it is again. The start date is a little shakey due to work obligations, but, We should be headed west by july 10. We'll spend alot of time on I-80 through Pa all the way to chi-town. Planning on doing it straight through. You name a time and place. I am sure G hound travels that route pretty extensively. They gotta have a bus stop within a few miles of the exit somewhere.

After we get to chicago, we head northwest for the obligatory stop at mall of america. I hope to treat fester (is he still alive) to a cold hamm's there and would be more than happy to throw you a beatin' right there in the mall parking lot.

From there, we head west somemore, next stop Mt Rushmore, where, if I am lucky, I'll get to toss what's left of the crew off of george's forehead.

Then it's on to Glacier and jellystone. Not sure yet which we'll do first, but, if you'd like I'll meet you at old faithful and treat you to a geyser enema..

We'll then head south touring the Utah canyonlands and on to the grand canyon.

By that time, I'll have to make a beeline back to ct.

Douchebag wrote:
4. smackaholic - post your fucking travel itinerary or keep cusping your balls. pick one.

I thought I already had, but, here it is again. The start date is a little shakey due to work obligations, but, We should be headed west by july 10. We'll spend alot of time on I-80 through Pa all the way to chi-town. Planning on doing it straight through. You name a time and place. I am sure G hound travels that route pretty extensively. They gotta have a bus stop within a few miles of the exit somewhere.

After we get to chicago, we head northwest for the obligatory stop at mall of america. I hope to treat fester (is he still alive) to a cold hamm's there and would be more than happy to throw you a beatin' right there in the mall parking lot.

From there, we head west somemore, next stop Mt Rushmore, where, if I am lucky, I'll get to toss what's left of the crew off of george's forehead.

Then it's on to Glacier and jellystone. Not sure yet which we'll do first, but, if you'd like I'll meet you at old faithful and treat you to a geyser enema..

We'll then head south touring the Utah canyonlands and on to the grand canyon.

By that time, I'll have to make a beeline back to ct.

so nice you had to post it twice???

mvscal wrote:

Douchebag wrote:so yesterday i was down to my last fifteen bucks and i got fuckin JUMPED by a pack of mexicans. i tried taking them all on, and beat some SERIOUS ass for about 30 seconds, but then they ganged up on me and BEAT ME DOWN. i think one even tried to assault me...in that place. fucking DICKS!

When you get back to "headquarters" you might want to have Rollins hammer an ice pick through your forehead and give it a good swirl.

That should allow you to tap into retard strength and become a virtually invincible super...something or other.

Those pesky pepper bellies will trouble you no more.

Bwahaha! Fucking beautiful!

That 'tard strength shit is real. I was eye-witness to an incident at a potluck at my mom's church. Somebody spilled this Corky-lookalike's Mt. Dew by accident. He went off and was throwing chairs like a lowland gorilla as he charged after the culprit. Damn near pissed myself laughing.

quacker backer wrote:so nice you had to post it twice???

NoCal/IndyTard resets are out of style in case you don't know it

Cuda wrote:

quacker backer wrote:so nice you had to post it twice???

NoCal/IndyTard resets are out of style in case you don't know it

Pay attention. Cooter is the Letitia Baldrige of Resets.