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It's not even June and I'm already fucking bitches up. I just dropped about 5 Gs off a brand new Navigator after that dumb shit drove right through me. Dude's probably gonna need a car wash too. Idiot.

I'm going to spread myself across your neighborhood streets and watch you grow scared.

Bring the most powerful leaf blowers you've got. You can't avoid me. You can only drive around me. BWAHAHAHAHA!

WAR bagless mowers
WAR THE INEVITABLE

A dog is gonna shit on you...and you're gonna LIKE it.

..spread a couple boxes of this bent around and watch the gophers go crazy. I'm assuming you're watching clouds form as you're growing.

looks like your doomed, buddy.

I'm just going to stuff you in a bag and leave you on the curb, mwahahaha

PSUFAN wrote:A dog is gonna shit on you...and you're gonna LIKE it.

Of course I'm gonna like it. Dog shit provides n.utrients and makes me strong. The goal is to get my blades nice and tough so I can puncture tires. What's Rack Fu gonna do then, huh? He strikes me as the kind of pussy that can't even change a tire.

I'm going to fuck his shit up.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

RRRRRRRack Grass Clippings!

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"He stepped on it and he walked 40 feet through it,"
Martin said. "I cared about it. I cut it every five days."


bwahahahahaha

Mike Backer wrote:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

RRRRRRRack Grass Clippings!

I 2nd that RACK....he's pretty cool for a troll. Bet DoucheBag is recruiting him for his Crew as we speak.

Heh. this troll reminds me of what was funny about trolls in the first place. somebody oughta dig up the thread that inspired this...

Edit: How about I do it?

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Niiiiiiice!