This One Will Trump De La Hoya-Marryweather

See You Next Wednesday · Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:08 pm

Kobayashi versus Chestnut

Japan versus USA

Veteran Champion versus Up and Coming Superstar

Chestnut breaks Kobayashi's record

Will this be the most anticipated "sporting' event of the summer, the Nathan's hot dog eating contest? iI's prety much going to be the World Series, Super Bowl and World Cup Final all rolled into one, times a thousand. This could quite possibly be the biggest "sporting" event of the year....the decade.

You don't think you care, but come July 4th you will care.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:23 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wing_Bowl

The Wing Bowl pretty much trumps the hot dog contest and Kobay is a puss for not competing.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:43 pm

jiminphilly wrote:The Wing Bowl pretty much trumps the hot dog contest.

Funny I've never heard of it. If you're pulling the homer card in a contest that glorifies gluttony, then you've got issues.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:52 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:The Wing Bowl pretty much trumps the hot dog contest.
Funny I've never heard of it. If you're pulling the homer card in a contest that glorifies gluttony, then you've got issues.

Who the fuck cares what it glorifies. Any contest that involves massive amounts of alcohol consumption and tit flashing by random girls and strippers alike is a fucking party. Nevermind it all takes places before 9am. Oh yeah there's also an eating contest somewhere in the middle.

Take off your wife's panties already.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:02 pm

Jim,

I think the bigger picture here should highlight the fact that the Wing Bowl isn't bigger just because you say so. Nathan's hot dog eating contest is recognizable world-wide, and is aired on national TV. Is the Wing Bowl?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:10 pm

jiminphilly wrote:massive amounts of alcohol consumption and tit flashing by random girls and strippers alike is a fucking party.

This happens once per year and you're making a big deal about it? Sounds like a normal Friday or Saturday night to me.

When you get around to backing up your statement about this thing trumping Nathan's, nudge me.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:32 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Jim,

I think the bigger picture here should highlight the fact that the Wing Bowl isn't bigger just because you say so. Nathan's hot dog eating contest is recognizable world-wide, and is aired on national TV. Is the Wing Bowl?

Of course not- Nathan's has 91 years of history behind it. The WB has 14. The champ is from Japan and he's obviously got icon status in his country. I'm not downplaying how popular that contest is.

But in terms of pure entertainment, the Wing Bowl (complete with local and national eaters.. some of whom also participate in Nathan's) along with the peripheral entertainment previously mentioned easily beats Nathan's. The reason you'll never see it on ESPN (at least before 11pm) is because of the amount of tits and ass that are prevalent in the crowd, not to mention the stage with all the strippers.

I heard a rumor that Kobay might even participate in next year's WB.. if he does, it will be interesting to see just how much coverage this event would get.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:39 pm

First of all, those hot dog eating contests are bullshit when they’re allowed to separately eat the hot dogs then dip the buns in water to make easily swallowable mush out of them. Should have to eat them together the way they’re constructed, slathered with mustard the way God intended.

There’s 7 pages of photos from Wing Bowl 15 here:

http://www.phillysportsline.com/photo/w ... g-bowl-15/

And rack TVO for making the roadie:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:41 pm

Maybe ESPN doesn't show the event because all of the "tits and ass" are fat?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:46 pm

jiminphilly wrote:I heard a rumor that Kobay might even participate in next year's WB.

Who gives a fuck? It's all about the T & A, right? Will his presence make the chicks hotter? Will they wear less?

Make up your mind, for Chrissakes...

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:51 pm

They sure do have some nasty ass strippers in Philly:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:55 pm

Damn...that's a special brand of nasty, right there.

Mike Backer's buddy might not even hit that with a beer bottle.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:59 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:They sure do have some nasty ass strippers in Philly:

Absolutely. Of course I can vist nearly any city that has strip clubs and find similiar if not worse. You take the good with the.. well grotesque.

Thanks for that Marcus Allen moment.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:13 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:They sure do have some nasty ass strippers in Philly:

...not toooo bad for male impersonators...wait, it's nasty period!

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:33 pm

jiminphilly wrote:Thanks for that Marcus Allen moment.

What the fuck is so great about this event then? Watching other people eat has never really interested me nor does seeing a bunch of scantily clad transgendered dudes. The City of Brotherly Love has taken on a whole new meaning.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:50 pm

mvscal wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:What the fuck is so great about this event then?
[eye bulging incredulity]GAAAAA!!!![/eye bulging incredulity]

--Wing Eating Retard

RACK the wing eating retard reset!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:14 pm

mvscal wrote:Wing Eating Retard

1QuickSI is supposed to have TheSmackBat up and running any day now-btw.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:12 pm

Dinsdale wrote: Mike Backer's buddy might not even hit that with a beer bottle.

I laughed.

Anyway, here is hoping the Hot Dog Champion is a american this year.

Considering were the land of hot dogs and fat fuckers, someone should be able to win a damn hot dog eating contest.

First we start sucking in International Basketball, then Hot Dog eating, what next Football....no I hope to god we dont lose to a bunch of japs in Football.

BTW, US will enter their first World Championship of American Football this year.

Japan is the Two-time champs and undefeated.