Muhammed to be top name for baby boys in Britain

[The Seer]

As per census, Muhammed will become the most popular name for baby males by the end of this year....

Kind of makes ya feel warm and fuzzy, eh Euroclone/nishlord?

[Dinsdale]

A) That "story" is from about 6 months ago.

B) That story is complete horseshit.


Is this the story you were trying to quote?



Hey, Seer -- did you hear they took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary?

[The Seer]

[web]http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1[/web]

[The Seer]

You just kicked you own ass, Dins.

No news there.....

[Dinsdale]

First off, where in Seer's post did he claim you had to combine different spellings to achieve this stat?

He didn't.

Inaccuracy #1.


Combining the 22nd most popular name with the 44th most popular name, coupled with the 69th most popular name adds up to the second-most popular name?


Quick question -- did you actually ever pass a third grade math class?

Pull your head out of your ass, if you can.


Next, let's examine the retardation espoused in that article you posted.

IF you combine all spellings of Mohammed, it ranks second to Jack.

Really? Where does John fall if you combine it with Jon, Johnathan, and Jonathan?

How about if you combine Harrison and Harry?


Seeing a fucking problem with this horribly sensationalized methodolgy yet? Like the fact the same methodolgy wasn't used throughout this whole speculation?

[The Seer]

If someone walked up to Dins and cracked him over the head with a 4X4, that would be significantly different if they had cracked him over the head with a 4X6....

I see your logic.

[RadioFan]

The story Seer posted is copyrighted 2005 ... strange.

[Dinsdale]

The story Seer posted is copyrighted 2005 ... strange.

So, how did that whole "by the end of the year" prediction work out then?

[Dinsdale]

BTW -- let's examine the whole concept, and buy into Seer's alarmist idea that Muslims are taking over Britain...


How did this happen(it didn't, but we're talking hypothetically)?


Let's see, first, there was imperical occupation of Muslim countries. (Sounding familiar?)

They essentially put Muslims in charge of their shipping ports to save a buck(Sounding familiar?)

The British recruited Muslim soldiers to do their bidding in the Middle East. They also had British troops throughout the Middle East, which naturally led to some interbreeding and whatnot.(Sounding familiar?)


Muslims of means have a thirst for higher education, and send their kids where there's high-quality universities, which Britain has a'plenty. Give a whitebread college kid a chance to be defiant, like by converting to Islam, and they'll often take it just to look cool. (Sounding familiar?)


The British passed a law that removed employer's rights to not hire people based upon religion or race, allowing Muslims to thrive economically(Sounding familiar?)


Laugh it up.

[Nishlord]

As per census, Muhammed will become the most popular name for baby males by the end of this year....

Kind of makes ya feel warm and fuzzy, eh Euroclone/nishlord?

I couldn't give a monkey's wank, mate. Unlike you, I don't piss my pants like a yitney over people who happen to be a different colour to me. It beats the shit out of 'Joshua' or 'Oliver'.

So what's the most popular name for a boy in America right now?

[Dinsdale]

OK, enough with the "let's hypothetically assume for a minute Seer isn't an idiot."


Muslims make up 3% of the British population. It's quite common practice for Muslims to name their oldest male child Mohammed. Eurobrits don't do that, instead going with diversity in names.


I wonder where Jose and Jesus are going to rank among American baby names in a couple of years?

[Dinsdale]

So what's the most popular name for a boy in America right now?

Jacob.


Joshua is third, behind Michael.


Jose is 32.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Quadrevion came in at -1.

[Dinsdale]

Ethan comes in at #4.

Roughly translated from Latin, Ethan means approximately "please kick my ass and take my lunch money."

[Y2K]

Rack MGO

[Nishlord]

But where does Thad come?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

But where does Thad come?

[Y2K]

But where does Thad come?

with a 10 Handicap

[Dinsdale]

But where does Thad come?

Didn't quite make the top 1000.


But I'll tell you what...I went to school with a dude named Thad. Lived near me. Around our late teens or so, he was waiting for his buddy to get off work one night, who lived with his older sister. Several years before that, sister's husband just disappeared one day, no call, no note...just gone. Never heard another word from him...until he showed up while Thad and buddy's sister were sitting in the front roon watching TV, sporting a 12 gauge shotgun. Sister didn't make it...

Thad took one at close range, right to the freaking gut. Shredded his shit up good.

And that fucker was walking around and back at work in a few days.


Moral of the story -- just because your name is Thad, it doesn't mean you're not a tough SOB. This same rule doesn't apply to Ethans, though.

[Dinsdale]

MGO just got audible laughter from me.


BigRACKs.

[poptart]

Underrated male names

Barnabas
Gunner
'zander -- short for Alexander, always liked it
Jed
anything Lee
Cooter
Dweizel

[Goober McTuber]

Underrated male names

Barnabas
Gunner
'zander -- short for Alexander, always liked it
Jed
anything Lee
Cooter
Dweizel

I think you can add Goober to that list.

[PSUFAN]

What does The Seer know/care about Britain, apart from developments in the Muslim community?

More importantly, who gives a bushel of horse petunias?

[Wolfman]

I hear you gotta problem with the name Ethan

[Dinsdale]

anything Lee

Stagger Lee?

[Goober McTuber]

anything Lee

Sweeeeet!

Sincerely,

[Mikey]

anything Lee

Stagger Lee?

The bad man, that cruel Stagger Lee?

He killed Billy DeLyon.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

anything Lee

Stagger Lee?

The bad man, that cruel Stagger Lee?

He killed Billy DeLyon.

True, but karma did catch up to him in the form of Delia DeLyon and her e treatment of his balls.

I'm gonna need several gin fizzes.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Ethan comes in at #4.

Roughly translated from Latin, Ethan means approximately "please kick my ass and take my lunch money."

Kids with common names don't get picked on. Not because of their name, anyway.

Moral of the story -- just because your name is Thad, it doesn't mean you're not a tough SOB. This same rule doesn't apply to Ethans, though.

Since you brought it up . . .

There's a kid in my son's class named Ethan. I'm told he's quite the football player, at least by 8-year-old standards.

Which wouldn't necessarily mean anything by itself, except for the fact that the kid: (a) is small for his age; (b) is diabetic; and (c) moved here only recently from Australia. Sounds like he had plenty working against him, at least as far as football is concerned.

[Invictus]

'zander -- short for Alexander, always liked it

Rack.

[Dinsdale]

zander

Surrender, surrender.

But don't give yourself away.

[Wolfman]

wonder if 'ol Bun E still plays with a cigarette dangling ??

[ChargerMike]

...speaking of Stagger Lee, where does Lloyd come in"