This one is from Abe Lincoln verifying history about a military failure
in the Civil War.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2007 ... shtml?s=ic
Reminds me a an very old Mad Comics bit--- about lost letters that could have changed history. One of them was from a relative of Adolph Hitler living in the USA, telling him about job opportunities for budding artists here. Somewhere there is probably one from a young Harvard drop out named Bill Gates to Dinsdale asking Dins to join him in a new business venture he was trying to get started.
I'm sure there are more lying around !
famous lost messages ??
Moderator: Jesus H Christ
Lost messages .... ? hehehe
[align=center][font=Comic Sans MS]February 6, 1998[/font][/align]
[font=Comic Sans MS]Hey Brother,[/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]Long time no rap. Sorry I've been a ghost the last couple of years or so, but after the bullshit that went
down at dad's wedding reception, I haven't felt much like seeing the family. I know dad (seeing as this was
his 4th trip down the aisle) wanted a real low-key reception, and I SWEAR I only had two beers. How in
the hell the chandelier got torn from the ceiling, how the hell Misty's dress got torn, how the hell I got
booked on a public intoxication charge, I'll never know. Fuck it all, I'm still pissed about it all.
Well, I did hear the news that your daughter got a cold or flu or something, not sure exactly. Man, I'm
sure that sort of blows. Hope she shakes it off. Oh well .....
In the mean time, can I ask a favor of you? Can I hit you up for about $25? You know I'm good for it. It's
just that I hit a streak of bad luck with the slots. I've got a pal, Nick, who swears he can prove the boat's
got those things rigged, and it'll be a BIG BIG BIGGIE payday for me. Fuckers. Just $25 to tide me over
on smokes 'til Nick comes through?? Can we get with that? It'd be great, and I knew I could always count
on you, bro'.
Nothing earth-shattering shaking for me, but hear this shit. I've made some connections at a site called
Democratic Underground. A couple of the big wigs there said they like my style. Say that if I keep pounding
republican ass they'll promote me up to moderator. Pays a pretty nice wage, or so I'm told. YES!!! There
is a God.
But a small hitch came up. My AOL free internet trial was a day or two from expiration. Grrrrr ... HOLY
FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK!!!!! Well, you know me, I put a little brain to it, and it ended up that i duped
some message board doofus named Big O into fronting me $15 under the guise of some B-ball tickets. HAHA
What a freaking retard. Well, I ponied up for internet, so I'm good for the next month on that score. YES,
there IS a God x 2.
If you can get me that $25 in the next day or so, it'd be appreciated.
Peace, out.
~ Brian[/font]
[align=center][font=Comic Sans MS]February 6, 1998[/font][/align]
[font=Comic Sans MS]Hey Brother,[/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]Long time no rap. Sorry I've been a ghost the last couple of years or so, but after the bullshit that went
down at dad's wedding reception, I haven't felt much like seeing the family. I know dad (seeing as this was
his 4th trip down the aisle) wanted a real low-key reception, and I SWEAR I only had two beers. How in
the hell the chandelier got torn from the ceiling, how the hell Misty's dress got torn, how the hell I got
booked on a public intoxication charge, I'll never know. Fuck it all, I'm still pissed about it all.
Well, I did hear the news that your daughter got a cold or flu or something, not sure exactly. Man, I'm
sure that sort of blows. Hope she shakes it off. Oh well .....
In the mean time, can I ask a favor of you? Can I hit you up for about $25? You know I'm good for it. It's
just that I hit a streak of bad luck with the slots. I've got a pal, Nick, who swears he can prove the boat's
got those things rigged, and it'll be a BIG BIG BIGGIE payday for me. Fuckers. Just $25 to tide me over
on smokes 'til Nick comes through?? Can we get with that? It'd be great, and I knew I could always count
on you, bro'.
Nothing earth-shattering shaking for me, but hear this shit. I've made some connections at a site called
Democratic Underground. A couple of the big wigs there said they like my style. Say that if I keep pounding
republican ass they'll promote me up to moderator. Pays a pretty nice wage, or so I'm told. YES!!! There
is a God.
But a small hitch came up. My AOL free internet trial was a day or two from expiration. Grrrrr ... HOLY
FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK!!!!! Well, you know me, I put a little brain to it, and it ended up that i duped
some message board doofus named Big O into fronting me $15 under the guise of some B-ball tickets. HAHA
What a freaking retard. Well, I ponied up for internet, so I'm good for the next month on that score. YES,
there IS a God x 2.
If you can get me that $25 in the next day or so, it'd be appreciated.
Peace, out.
~ Brian[/font]
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