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No punch lines needed

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:21 pm
by Dinsdale
WARSAW (Reuters) - Poland's 1,200 troops assigned to NATO forces in Afghanistan will not achieve full combat readiness for up to several weeks due to stolen vehicle keys, the defense ministry said Thursday.

"We had been told a 10 percent theft rate was likely in convoys brought in from Pakistan, but we had not expected the spare car keys to go missing," defense ministry spokesman Jaroslaw Rybak told news channel TVN24.

"We shall have to send away for spares, so it may take from several days to several weeks for our contingent to become combat ready."

According to media reports, Polish troops taking part in NATO's International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) in Afghanistan have been assigned to patrol the mountainous border area with Pakistan to search for Taliban guerrilla activity.

The military vehicles used by Polish forces include Poland's Land Rover-like Honkers and U.S.-built Humvees.

Good thing they weren't assigned to screw in light bulbs or anything.

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:56 pm
by OCmike
Oh, I thought this was going to be another Cinder domestic violence thread.

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:16 pm
by Mikey
mvscal wrote:Humvees don't require keys.
No wonder they can't find them.

These are Polacks, remember.

Re: No punch lines needed

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:00 pm
by Cuda
Dinsdale wrote:

The military vehicles used by Polish forces include Poland's Land Rover-like Honkers and U.S.-built Humvees.
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Oh, come on... they're exaggerating...

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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:46 am
by chargerfan
Hear about the polish soldier that locked his keys in his hummer? Took over an hour to get the rest of the squad out. :applause: