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Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:19 pm

poor wittle rich whore:

you gotta love it. :)

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:24 pm

Awesome. A Paris Hilton thread.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:24 pm

Its just sickening to see all the pub a waste of a human life like P-Ho gets no matter what she is doing.

Good riddance. Throw all these rich whores in a hole in a basement with a basket of lotion.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:29 pm

Why the mother of fuck do you asshats continue to post threads about this whore? You know, .net is only a few clicks away. This type of material surely would send you straight to the 'Chives. When surfing the tube, I do my best to avoid this annoying little cock inhaler at all costs. The fact I come here to get away from this kind of bullshit and STILL have to see it is like a well focused kick to the nut sack. It's sort of like going to bed on a Saturday night and dreaming about working at the office. It's just not right.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:30 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why the mother of fuck do you asshats continue to post threads about this whore? You know, .net is only a few clicks away. This type of material surely would send you straight to the 'Chives. When surfing the tube, I do my best to avoid this annoying little cock inhaler at all costs. The fact I come here to get away from this kind of bullshit and STILL have to see it is like a well focused kick to the nut sack. It's sort of like going to bed on a Saturday night and dreaming about working at the office. It's just not right.

Rack

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:31 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Awesome. A Paris Hilton thread.

Normally I'd say the same thing, but a billionaire heiress getting released from jail due to a stress-induced herpes flareup that spread to her anus only to be sent back with a jar of Blue Star Ointment to serve the rest of her sentence is nothing short of classic. Feel the burn, baby!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:47 pm

Yeah.

She could have her fiery asshole grafted over her mouth and sentenced to a year in a cell with these dudes...

And my "give a fuck meter" wouldn't even budge.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:50 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yeah.

She could have her fiery asshole grafted over her mouth and sentenced to a year in a cell with these dudes...

She'd definitely be "screwed and chopped" if she spent a night with those dudes.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:50 pm

I wouldn't give a fuck, but I'd laugh.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:04 pm

OCmike wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Awesome. A Paris Hilton thread.
Normally I'd say the same thing, but a billionaire heiress getting released from jail due to a stress-induced herpes flareup that spread to her anus only to be sent back with a jar of Blue Star Ointment to serve the rest of her sentence is nothing short of classic. Feel the burn, baby!

Exactly. Having to put up with this talentless bitch shoved in our faces ad nauseum, I think I'll bathe in her misery for a bit, and enjoy every fucking moment of it.

Besides. None of the other Hilton threads had a pic of her crying in the back of a cop car like an 8 year old. :)

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:13 pm

I heard she only inherited about $50 million.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:17 pm

OCmike wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Awesome. A Paris Hilton thread.
Normally I'd say the same thing, but a billionaire heiress getting released from jail due to a stress-induced herpes flareup that spread to her anus only to be sent back with a jar of Blue Star Ointment to serve the rest of her sentence is nothing short of classic. Feel the burn, baby!

I'll totally fucking ignore this "news", but when I can get OCMike's version, it's all good.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:25 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yeah.

She could have her fiery asshole grafted over her mouth and sentenced to a year in a cell with these dudes...

And my "give a fuck meter" wouldn't even budge.

What if it were a live webcast thingie on the Internets?

You wouldn't see bbqjones turn away.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:58 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why the mother of fuck do you asshats continue to post threads about this whore?

Because how the criminal justice system works is important.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:20 pm

I've been living in a U.S. sponsored occupation my whole life. My family for sixty years.

What are you doing now? It's time to wake up!

Here's your tax dollars at work murdering civilians.

Wakey wake!!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:22 pm

This has gone from weird to just fuckin bizarre. Apparently, she was afraid someone might snap a picture of her taking a shit in jail. So, she is not eating or drinking anything.

Of course, if she follows through on this threat, we won't have Paris Hilton to kick around after Monday.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/ ... otty_.html

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:50 pm

88 wrote:Everyone knows that food should be used as fuel, not petroleum.

God you are a tard.

Please don't breed anymore of those Down's Syndrome kids your fugly wife has been popping out.

The American gene pool is already shallow enough.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:14 pm

"She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the cell-phone cam and it would wind up on the Internet," a Hilton insider said yesterday.

Those fucking family parasites are all wrong. I like the attention.

sin,

her drippy cock abused snatch

(link below is not safe for lunch)

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/image_ ... natch.html

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:00 pm

88 wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:

I can't help but think about how horrible it is that the United States and other nations--basically puppet-like Britain--have sought to maliciously demonize and undermine the Iranians, Syrians, Egyptians and the nation of Iraqi--all at the behest of the Nazi-like apartheid state of Israel. Why, again, are the Palestinians forced to suffer 60-plus years of occupation and terror at the hands of the ZioNazis because of the crimes of the Germans in WWII? Why is that question avoided like a plague?

Fact: Iran hasn't attacked ANYONE since Darius III.

The people who are insisting on the imminent danger of Iran--especially if they develope a nuke (!!!!!) are in fact the stock AIPAC stooges like Lieberman, Perle, Wolfie, Bolton, Hadley, Libby, Abrams, Cheney, Kristol., Kagan, Feith, Rice, and of course the entire band of ZioNazi criminals known as the Likud.

FTFY

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:34 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
Fact: Iran hasn't attacked ANYONE since Darius III.

Which episode was that?

Was that the one where Kirk used the Corbomite Manuver?

If so, it's no fucking wonder they've laid low since then.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:40 pm

Really, babs? And I suppose you don't care about the eight American GIs that were blown to shit yesterday because of the vile machinations of chickenhawks like Lieberman, etc?

I get it...you're so blotto and cornered in your pathetic John Wayne American Exceptionalism paradigm that you can't get your fervid nervous noodle around the fact that What Goes Around, Comes Around. You can't seem to grasp that the vicious subjugation of the Palestinians at the hands of the ZioNazi apartheid state--sponsored and armed by our tax dollars--has steadily and increasingly accrued an intense resentment of the U.S. And that we have thus been drawn directly into the ghastly Quagmire in Iraq which is totally buttfucking our economy, military preparedness, as well as our remaining tattered reputation.

And you don't care? You want MORE civilians murdered by the desperate race-state? So, what you're really saying is that you're suicidal. But in a cowardly, slow passive way. Okay, we're clear.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:00 pm

And now you've broken cover and are speaking as an Israeli?

Why are the Palestinians--or any Arab--"our enemies"?

Your simplistic analysis of "decisive victory" is straight out of the fascistic playbook of Rome, Nazi Germany, etc. And of course it is utterly opposite of what can and should be done in the case of Israeli occupation of Palestine. How's that strategy working in Iraq? How did it do in Viet Nam?

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:56 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:

I've been living in a U.S. sponsored occupation my whole life. My family for sixty years.

What are you doing now? It's time to wake up!

Here's your tax dollars at work murdering civilians.

Wakey wake!!

"Sir, it is my considered professional opinion that you
need to see a psychiatrist as soon as your
health insurance will allow or join the NRA."

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:12 am

mvscal wrote:...lots of them. There is no way around it.

I think the term you're searching for is "shit-loads". Muzzies make no distinction between civillians & military (at least not unless they're wailing to the western media).

If nothing else, the enemy has to be reduced to a managable number one way or another. If we can induce them to slaughter each other in prodigious numbers, so much the better!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:26 am

Hey LetsTardToo,

Any particular reason you chose this thread to go off on yet another in a seemingly endless series of anti government rants?

Not that I give a huge shit, because after the laughter died down over the crying hotel whore-ess, this thread had run its course, but I just didn't see where your warped brain made the connection between the two topics.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:00 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Really, babs? And I suppose you don't care about the eight American GIs that were blown to shit yesterday because of the vile machinations of chickenhawks like Lieberman, etc?

I get it...you're so blotto and cornered in your pathetic John Wayne American Exceptionalism paradigm that you can't get your fervid nervous noodle around the fact that What Goes Around, Comes Around. You can't seem to grasp that the vicious subjugation of the Palestinians at the hands of the ZioNazi apartheid state--sponsored and armed by our tax dollars--has steadily and increasingly accrued an intense resentment of the U.S. And that we have thus been drawn directly into the ghastly Quagmire in Iraq which is totally buttfucking our economy, military preparedness, as well as our remaining tattered reputation.

And you don't care? You want MORE civilians murdered by the desperate race-state? So, what you're really saying is that you're suicidal. But in a cowardly, slow passive way. Okay, we're clear.

Go FUCK yourself, tree-hugger. Seriously.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:38 am

Busher, don't even try to get it..just lay back and ride (you'll get your load)...okay, just because you are timorously awake--like the late/early hours of an all-night blast...

consider the grotesque vacuity of the rich pampered P-girl and her hysterical minute-by-minute reality "terror" (of being videoed taking a shit)...and now look in the eyes of the Palestinian girl--and just try to imagine the actual terror and torture and malicious depravity visited upon her and her family--and all her nation--by some hideous ZioNazi criminals who, by virtue of some utterly twisted and perverse religious institution, are surrounding her with electro-wire fences, armed guards, hovering helicopters, and missile-bearing jets--and EVERY DAY (as you doze in your idiotic processed reality) MURDER the Palestinian people. And you are...who? You're pretending to be...who?

SG's Son · Post by **SG's Son** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:08 am

Moving Sale wrote:
88 wrote:Everyone knows that food should be used as fuel, not petroleum.
God you are a tard.

Please don't breed anymore of those Down's Syndrome kids your fugly wife has been popping out.

The American gene pool is already shallow enough.

Rack.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:24 pm

a violent mob of subhuman vermin who wipe their asses with their hands.

The Hilton crew? Werd.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:27 pm

Cuda wrote:Muzzies make no distinction between civillians & military (at least not unless they're wailing to the western media).

And therein lies the problem with religious fanatics, regardless of their denomination/faith. Nutcases tend to retranslate ancient works to fit their agenda.

The Quran very, VERY strictly prohibits the harming of civilians and non-combatants. Yet that doesn't seem to deter a few radical nutcases from claiming it says something else, and being lowlife dregs of humanity while killing with impunity.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:41 pm

mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:The Quran very, VERY strictly prohibits the harming of civilians and non-combatants. Yet that doesn't seem to deter a few radical nutcases from claiming it says something else, and being lowlife dregs of humanity while killing with impunity.
Pure bullshit. Crack a history text someday. It isn't "a few radical nutcases". It has been SOP for Jihadis even during the Golden Age of Islam.

Dinsdale makes the point that nutjobs disobey the Koran and become murderous vermin.
mvscal makes the same point. Hmm...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:16 pm

mvscal wrote:mainstream practice.

There's how many billions of Muslims?

There's how many taking up arms and slaughtering women and children with impunity?

That works out to what percentage?

I think your definition of "mainstream practice" is more-than-a-little skewed.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:07 pm

mvscal wrote:Muslims aren't numbered in billions.

Gee, everyone on Earth not named mvscal puts their numbers somewhere between 1.4 and 1.8 billion, give or take a few hundred million.

Everywhere from Israel to Dafur to Thailand to London you will find Muslims slaughtering women and children.

And in those same regions, you will find hundreds of millions who aren't.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:39 pm

And in those same regions, you will find hundreds of millions who aren't.

Sure, and 85% of blacks in inner cities live crime free lives. But the 15% who live off of pirated DVDs, drugs, muggings, prostitution, B&E, extortion, and various other forms of racketeering are so bad that it mars many peoples' views of the race as a whole, or at least the vast majority of the race.

Similarly, when the 85% of non-jihadist Muslims proteest in whispers if they bother to speak at all, it's barely noticeable next to the screams and chants of "DIE YANKEE, DIE!!! ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!", just as a car bomb explodes in a crowded market full of old women and kids.

Until the 85% stand up and put the minority in line and in its place, perception will continue to be reality.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:50 pm

OCmike wrote:Until the 85% stand up and put the minority in line and in its place, perception will continue to be reality.

And until the 70+% of Americans who oppose the occupation of Iraq stand up and put the minority in line...

you can finish the rest.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:59 pm

Dinsdale wrote:And until the 70+% of Americans who oppose the occupation of Iraq stand up and put the minority in line...

Aren't we already at that number?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:09 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:And until the 70+% of Americans who oppose the occupation of Iraq stand up and put the minority in line...
Aren't we already at that number?

It's democracy in action.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:10 pm

Dinsdale: Look, I know I got nuthin' and you know I got nuthin, but I can't go out like that.
Me: Okay...
Dinsdale: So instead of addressing any of your perfectly valid points, I'm going to totally try to deflect this thing in another direction.
Me: A-gain?
Dinsdale: It's what I do, kid. It's what I do.
Me: Alright, if you must.
Dinsdale: I'll put some bullshit about 70% of Americans being against Bush and the war in Iraq and don't respond, okay?
Me: Not even with a gratuitous "Then why didn't John Kerry get 70% of the vote" response?
Dinsdale: Negative. I'm going for full-blown last word here and I'm more than willing to hijack this thread into Lewinsky/Linda Tripp territory if need be.
Me: Alright, alright. You can have the last word with your retarded, irrelevant tangent.
Dinsdale: Thank you.
Me: You're welcome.
Dinsdale: You're too kind.
Me: Stop doing that.
Dinsdale: Doing what?
Me: That.
Dindale: What?
Me: Oh for Christ's sake...
Dinsdale: Don't you blaspheme in here!
Me: You're "last-wording" MY post?
Dinsdale: Maybe.
Me: I give up.
Dinsdale: Bode! I'm soooo in your dome!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:25 pm

OCmike wrote:I'll put some bullshit about 70% of Americans being against Bush and the war in Iraq and don't respond, okay?

I see one of Mike's more obvious problems...an inability to distinguish between "bullshit" and "fact."

Dinsdale: Bode! I'm soooo in your dome!

Care to link up one instance of me going all Kansas City up in here?

One?

If you find it, I assure you it was in jest, done to mock the KC Tards and their wannabes.

So, you've now got two complete falsehoods against you. What do you do for an encore...drop a IKYABWAI blast?

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:27 pm

OC,
Dins isn't really off with the 70% statement, depending on what polls you look at it's easily 60-70% of the US.

Here is a good link...

http://www.pollingreport.com/iraq.htm

Feel free to blame your medication.