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Calling all Jackasses
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:03 am
by War Wagon
Assume the position, the time is now to declare intentions.
Get in, or don't.
You know where to go.
No fucking around and waiting until the last minute. I'd like to think we've evolved past that point.
As always, a newbie or two will have to be entertained to serve the inevitable attrition. Make your application here. We might make room for you, but don't count on it.
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:28 pm
by Felix
bump
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:10 pm
by War Wagon
Update confirmed returning teams thus far:
1. Wags
2. BSmack
3. Felix
4. bucmonkey
5. Cueball
6. KC Scott
7. Joe in PB
8. Charger Mike
9. atomic dad
10. RM oystas
11. Neely
12. velocet
Others that I have no doubt will also play once they check back in:
orcinus
Aaron in Toostoned
redandy
iffy returner
Gamblers - forget his board nic, but that guy from Tulsa I believe.
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:17 pm
by Joe in PB
I talked to Gary and he wants to play. He should be checking in before long.
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:43 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
I have NOT participated previously... in whatever you're referring to. But count me in if there's room and please give me the details.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:32 pm
by War Wagon
I think you'd make a fine Jackass, ucant.
Before we go any further, the cost is $50 per team for a 16 team league. You still interested?
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:43 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
War Wagon wrote:I think you'd make a fine Jackass, ucant.
Before we go any further, the cost is $50 per team for a 16 team league. You still interested?
Yes. Very interested. This is a FFL, right? When does your draft normally take place...
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:22 pm
by War Wagon
Around the end of August. We do a live auction draft on
http://www.fantasyauctioneer.com usually on a Thursday night, which this year would put it on the 30th. Some of the guys mic up, and after about 3 hours and much alcohol later, it gets pretty raunchy.
The hilarity of the draft itself is worth the price of admission.
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:39 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sounds awesome. Please consider me if there's an opening!
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:48 pm
by War Wagon
Will do.
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:58 pm
by atomicdad
Count me back in Wags.
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:03 pm
by ChargerMike
frothing over here Boss...
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:08 pm
by RockyMountainWayz
I'm definitely IN.
Any new rules (**keeper league**)should get discussed NOW, as opposed to the middle of the season!
How say you commish?
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:38 pm
by Neely8
Defending Champion IN!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:40 pm
by Felix
RockyMountainWayz wrote:
Any new rules (**keeper league**)should get discussed NOW, as opposed to the middle of the season!
why would we want to do that..... that would spoil the frenzy created by "last minute changes" three days before the draft...
half the fun of the league is watching the ensuing meltdowns......
How say you commish?
did we decide on a new commish?
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:53 pm
by War Wagon
Good to see most everyone already checking back in. 11 confirmed with 3 others that I'm almost certain will return. Anybody seen redandy around lately? Somebody put out on APB for that fag. Solid, solid owner red is.
Two potential openings, with ucant already primed to take one of them. We're in great shape for this early, just the way we want it.
I suggest we take all ongoing league discussion to the JFFL forum, and just leave this thread up as an FYI in case we need to recruit another owner or two.
gotdamn, I can't wait for football season.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:38 pm
by Dog
If there is room I'll volunteer.
If not, I'll stay in my room and cry to my mother.
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:08 pm
by Red
Thanks for saving my seat but I'm oot.
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:24 am
by War Wagon
Bummer.
Oh well, thanks for giving us an early heads up. That gives us plenty of time to land a replacement suc... err, owner.
Happy trails, Red.
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:46 am
by stuckinia
I would enjoy an opportunity to participate if yall have an opening. Aside from velocet, only shit teams seem to be represented.
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:32 pm
by Neely8
stuckinia wrote:I would enjoy an opportunity to participate if yall have an opening. Aside from velocet, only shit teams seem to be represented.
<-----Beat velocet
Ucan't should get Red's spot.....
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:03 pm
by BSmack
Jackasses, there is a vote happening in the super secret forum. Go get your decoder rings and let your feelings be known.
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:51 pm
by KC Scott
BSmack wrote:Jackasses, there is a vote happening in the super secret forum. Go get your decoder rings and let your feelings be known.
My decoder ring was working last night, but the batteries must be dead today cuz the JAFFL is gonzo (for Moi at least)
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:55 pm
by orcinus
:facepalm:
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:12 pm
by War Wagon
Updated teams/owners thus far:
1. Wags
2. BSmack
3. Felix
4. bucmonkey
5. Cueball
6. KC Scott
7. Joe in PB
8. Charger Mike
9. atomic dad
10. RM oystas
11. Neely
12. velocet*
13. ucant
14. Toos
15. orcinus
*not completely sure what velo wants to do. Sounds like he will if we really need a fill-in, but that he'd just as soon give up his spot to someone else who wants it more. velo? Just say yes or no brah, so we can move on.
iffy returner - War Stoops
So we're still left with two potential openings and need to get that resolved one way or the other in the next 10 days or so. stuck and Dog have both expressed interest and may be called upon if velo or Stoops don't step up and re-claim the spot.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:23 am
by kcdave
War Wagon wrote:So we're still left with two potential openings......
No. You are still trying to cram to many peeps in one league. As I said 4 years ago, form two, twelve team leagues, and Im back in. 16 team leagues suck.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:32 am
by orcinus
It's not for you, Dave ... we still get that. Nothing wrong with your opinion, but you won't find too many in the league in agreement with that stance.
There are thousands of 12-team leagues online, and there will likely be at least three or four others on this board alone by the time the season rolls around.
What makes this one unique is most of us have been playing the same 16-team format now for years, with pretty much the same scoring system.
Sure, we usually churn one or two roster spots each year, but that's to be expected in any league. The fact that this one has remained together and strong for as long as it has should tell you something.
Dropping it to 12 teams makes it, well ... just another yahoo league.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:38 am
by poptart
I retire
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:15 pm
by orcinus
JFFL forum has moved back to a more familiar location (right beneath this one).
I runned poptart.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:18 pm
by Felix
orcinus wrote:It's not for you, Dave ... we still get that. Nothing wrong with your opinion, but you won't find too many in the league in agreement with that stance.
if I remember correctly, the first year it was a
20 team league....
I think we should revert back to that format.....it worked for me.....
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:25 pm
by orcinus
Gahhhhh ... the ghost of Lamar Smith haunts us all.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:47 pm
by Felix
orcinus wrote:Gahhhhh ... the ghost of Lamar Smith haunts us all.
BEATINGS
(self-high five)
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:05 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
kcdave wrote:]16 team leagues suck.
I am in a 12 team AL-Only baseball league. It's the toughest, longest running, and best fantasy league I've ever been a part of.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Rack Jimmy Dugan.
I am sad for you...
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:28 pm
by velocet
Dog, Stuckinia, please tell the Jackasses a little more about yourselves so they may vote on your acceptance. Not personal info, just board history n stuff. One of you will probably be taking my spot if you want it.
You'll have a blast if you do!
velocet
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:03 pm
by bbqjones
if velocent is as funny as the last league i played in.
if there;'s room and my wife doesnt get the computer in the divorce.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:18 am
by bbqjones
okay, im in. right?
SOMEBODY VOUCH FOR ME SKILLZ before im bannnned.